In Northern Ireland, a domestic flight landed mistakenly at a military airfield. My favourite quote thus far: “Human beings are fallible – from simple things like putting teabags in a milk jug to the other end of the spectrum of landing at the wrong runway.” Which is just, y’know, perfect. Sometimes, you can’t make this …
The American Jerk says: Dentistry is why I don’t believe in Creationism. Because teeth, which were designed to break down food, rot when exposed to broken down food. If that’s Intelligent Design? I was designed by a fucking idiot. And admittedly, I’ve given away his payoff line, but it serves my purposes, so all’s fair. …
Dear Journal, Here is my summary of the final act in Half Life 2, as promised. As stated before, J. and I really did believe it was the best way to finish this phenomenal game, and these words fail to do the programmers’ work justice, but here, in my own humble way, I pay tribute …
Dear Journal, It’s another wet day here in Southampton… sometimes it seems to have been raining forever. Anya hates the rain. It reminds her of ‘Nam. She does this cute thing where she snuffles at the air irritably, and I know that it’s the ghost of blood and ash that’s got in her nose. Bless…! …
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