Did you think I wouldn’t notice?
Did you think I wouldn’t notice the tear-shaped stain?
Did you think I wouldn’t notice the lack of imagination in your song-writing, if you covered it up with technically perfect musical delivery?
Did you think I wouldn’t notice you looking back, half-smiling, just then? That’s not the way the game is played. I’m going home. Tomorrow, try harder to not see me coming.
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… Pentagon says “Where do we sign?”
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Um…
How did this happen?
Found in this month’s Previews.
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Because people didn’t believe me, today at dinner, when I said this experiment existed, click here for the effect drugs have on a spider’s ability to make webs.
Web created by a spider on LSD
Course, what isn’t actually clear is how good each particular spider was at making webs while straight-edge. I mean, they have one control sample, obviously, but it’s possible that that particular spider is simply really good at webspinning, while the caffeine-high one is just shit at it.
Just catching up on the news of the weekend, and really, all I have to say is:

From the BBC website
Tee hee, Lordi with flowers! Get the rock out of here!
Oh, plus:

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Image by Nick Papaconstantinou at flickr.
Tragically, only barely readable here. Go here to see the full-size version (which throws out the layout of my page… Blech.)
Now, I’ll be entirely honest with you, my experience of porn, until the internet got hold of me, was very limited. I’ve always been too short to reach the top shelf in the newsagents; was never on a long enough leash to find grubby magazines on railway sidings, and never looked old enough to rent videos from anywhere.
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