Found during an office tidy.
I suspect that this was a fortune that I got in a cookie at one of those “We’re going to pretend that we’re still talking through things rationally as if we’ve been in a relationship for years but actually I’ve no intention of sorting things out because I’m already sleeping with someone else” meals…
If I’m right about the timing, I think it may have given me some small comfort, and you know, it’s true… My winsome smile has been my sure protection.
So the moral is, work on those winsome smiles, homies.
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