2007-12-27 Digital Breadcrumbs
digital breadcrumb 23:59 27/12/07
- I have a patch of slightly dry red skin between my two eyebrows that makes me look mildly simian. No idea how or why. Tut, Monkeyboy again. #
- Could mean trouble on Girl One’s return. With my personality it’s clear that she only wants me because I’m so damn pretty. #
- Town is, as always, a fucking zoo. Plus, freezing. How do so many girls keep their cleavage warm? #
- Oh dear gosh. Was there ever a bigger, sadder cliche then the over-loud comedy-camp gay guy trying to be shocking in the queue at Tescos? #
- Complete with chunky straight-man gal-pal, braying laughter next to him? As if saying "cock" in public has ever made one interesting? #