I’ve not been all that happy with how my last few Elephants have turned out, so imagine my surprise when I wrote something both short enough to not kill brain-cells, and fun enough to still be fun, for this week’s outing.

It is based on this image by David Baillie:

And is a heartwarming piece of blank verse called “What We Found When We Cleared The House

One bedside cabinet
On the unmoved side of the bed
Contains enough sex toys,
And in so many styles and fashions,
That it makes you weep openly.

It all sounds a little like that.

You should give it a go… you’ll like it, or your money back.