• @lexia That was the problem with Powweb, when I launched Elephant Words. Now they’re not so bad, but I suspect expensive… #
  • WHAT? There’s a 24 The Series energy drink? Let me answer my own question… Yes. Yes there is. But there’s no time to talk about that now! #
  • @tonymoore Uh, this might seem a personal question from someone you don’t know, but does that help with snoring? #
  • @vanessaY Blueberry muffin wonderful? Are they sendable through the postals? You made my tummy grumble, on a 4 hour delay…? #
  • This is hilarious: Nuclear Missiles Could Blow Up Like Popcorn: http://tinyurl.com/52776y. #
  • No, wait, what was the other one? Terrifying, that’s it. This is terrifying. J points out the shonkiness of the phrase “assessed as safe”. #
  • @vanessaY I’ve heard about this sort of thing before: You are withholding muffin! In some cultures, that is considered an act of cruelty :( #
  • @vanessaY Well, yeah, we have bakeries. But they don’t tend to put the “AWESOME!!” (note capitals) in, the way I know you always do… :) #
  • @vanessaY I kinda guessed it was a longshot, anyway. Mmm, Longshot… he was always my favourite off the wall three-fingered alien dude… #
  • There’s a kid who at the oldest is about 12-13, & a girl, who in the way of such things has just been hit, ever such a little, by puberty… #
  • … But in fact is probably the same age as her much younger looking boy. Anyway, they are in a clinch, just off the main drag here… #
  • … It is the most awkward & earnest attempt at adolescent sexuality I have seen – that I didn’t live through myself, that is… #
  • Privacy, Competence, Passion, Family Values, Discretion: Fail! Cuteness? MAJOR WIN! Although, y’know, probably not supposed to think so… #
  • Ok, after a shaky start, the 2nd season of Torchwood is alright. Took me a while to get round to watching them cos of low expectations… #
  • Though I can live without the rebirth of Tosh’s doe-eyed lust for wossname with the ratty eyes… #
  • Oh Gok, will you never learn…? #