• Just spanked Girl One’s bum by way of goodbye, then realised we were in public. Hm. #
  • It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s a new life… #
  • Just recalled a daft amount of time last night – around 10 minutes – confused that 1985 to 95 came to 11 years. I am tiredstupid, obviously. #
  • @warrenellis It’s pretty easy, if you’ve removed the internal organs first… #
  • @kellysue We got a £2000 – which is around $20,000 – vet bill last month which has me sympathising the hell out of that sentiment… #
  • (That sentence was completely broken – maybe I need more Red Bull.) #
  • @kellysue Nothing quite so serious – she had dramatic symptoms to a simple infection, so ended up having emergency treatment & 2 overnights. #
  • @kellysue Of course, I dramatically exaggerated the £/$ rate for fun, so may have made it sound worse than it was. But it WAS pretty scary! #
  • The “comment notifier” plugin on nixsight & EW sends the most absurd Engrish notifications to the users. I kinda want to leave them like it. #
  • Dammit, now I feel incredibly guilty for making a daft joke out of the cost of the dog. When insurance isn’t claimed yet. Sorry, @kellysue #
  • @Kellysue Ta! Girl One may never get over the trauma of having dog blood over everything we were wearing on the day, tho. STUPID bleedy dog! #