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I’m determined to have the following terms enter into common use. It’s possible that they are either a) not original, and b) too dumb to prosper, but I am determined to achieve immortality somehow, and in pursuit of this goal I endeavour to use them whenever I get the chance, and implore you to do the same. I share them with you, the internet:

Nonnuendo – non·nu·en·do [non-yoo-en-doh]
1. A quite direct and unsubtle intimation about a person or thing, esp. of a sexually suggestive or derogatory nature, thinly disguised as an attempt at innuendo.
(See – Little Britain, Jonathan Ross, Graham Norton)

Single-Entendre – sin·gle en·ten·dre [sing-guhl ahn-tahn-druh]
1. Similar to a “Nonnuendo”.
A word or expression used in a given context in such a way that it sounds like it can be understood in two ways, esp. when one meaning is risqué, but actually only means the one, risqué one.
(See – above)
[03/08/09 edit - I've since realised that "Single-Entendre" is actually something I picked up from Oz in Buffy The Vampire Slayer. However, it is so good that I still hope it makes it into the public parlance!]

Nontroversy – non·tro·ver·sy [non-truh-vur-see]
1. A prolonged public dispute, debate, or contention about an issue that really isn’t that controversial; disputation concerning a matter of opinion wherein in fact, there is no real dischord, or, indeed, much of an opinion.
2. Contention, strife, or argument. Over nothing.
3. A storm in a teacup, where the storm becomes more of a story then the teacup.
4. A controversy about nothing, or something so unimportant as to be functionally nothingey.
(See – The Internet, the press, the media, every single argument I have ever had with anyone ever)

Nonspiracy – con·spir·a·cy [non-spir-uh-see]
1. The counter-intuitive ideological opposite to the concept of Occam’s Razor. That is, the persistent belief in a shadowy conspiracy in the face of all hard evidence or common sense to the opposite.
(See – War on Terror, 911 Theories)

Dumbspiracy – dumb·spir·a·cy [duhm-spir-uh-see]
1. An evil, unlawful, treacherous, or surreptitious plan formulated in secret by two or more persons – just not very well.
2. A combination of persons for a secret, perhaps unlawful, but ultimately pointless enterprise: He joined the dumbspiracy to overthrow the government, by dressing up as a zombie-goat and wandering through the city centre.
3. Any concurrence in action; combination in bringing about a given misguided result.
(See – middle-class rage against the machine, cack-handed government agency attempts at subtle social manipulation, bad media propoganda, assault of pediatrician by angry mob, animal rights ecosystem fuckers)

If you’ve got any others, please do share them in the comments…