2008-10-30 Digital Breadcrumbs

@McKelvie It took me ages to work out that she was the girl from “Nathan Barley”, n’all. For what it’s worth, agreed. She is the hotness. #
Oh, there’s lovely, iTunes… Exactly what I needed first thing… ♫ http://blip.fm/~lk6j #
@richjohnston re: Ross/Brand/Dr Who, Heh… a perfect thing to read, first thing in the mornin’. Made me chuckle, it did! #
Oh, awesome, it’s started already… #
I have SUCH a soft spot for Laurel and Hardy – they make me happy. Didn’t used to, but I love the songs… ♫ http://blip.fm/~lk7o #
@steevbishop You know, if I was a cynical man, I might wonder whether the BBC aren’t hoping this Dr News will douche the Brand/Ross stuff. #
I love songs about being a crappy band. Come to think of it, I can’t think of any others. But I love THIS song. ♫ http://blip.fm/~lk98 #
Ah, well I remember seeing Perry Farrell simulate wanking into the audience at Reading. The crowd despaired, but… ♫ http://blip.fm/~lk9p #
“I don’t know where to begin, living in sin… How can we talk? Look where we’ve been.” I listened the HELL out … ♫ http://blip.fm/~lkc3 #
Guuuh… feel nauseous… #
I have become comfortably numb. I mean, seriously, in my tummy. No metaphor. Though it isn’t actually that comfortable, thinking about it. #
@ostephens Oh, wow, STILL love Lalla Ward – despite her marriage to increasingly fundamentalist Dawkins. Think Romana was formative for me. #
@marcellerby I doubt that. I find that it just THINKS it’s smarter than me. Because it’s stupid. I still hate the new image uploads… #
@baillie That was a comedy drama with a twist, all wrapped up in one tweet. You are the future of word writing people types! #
Bollocks, that was, of course, aimed at @davidbaillie. Having that dreadful girl on all the news boggled me, and now I have the headbads. #
@davidbaillie That dried-up evil old bitch. She has hounded my heels – my arch enemy since the Antigon Agenda Scenario in ’76. #
@davidbaillie Whichwhat upset? My tummy one, the Dr Who one, or the Brand/Ross/Your Half-Sister one? #
@davidbaillie … Oh, uh, sorry, yeah, that was me. I was trying to fix it. You know, make it better? I broked it. #
@davidbaillie Ah… that explains the webcam. Thank goodness. I thought something VERY dodgy was going on. #
Dammit, this day is just endlessly grim. I wish I could have just one single, solitary quantum of solace. Heh. See what I did there? #
@davidbaillie … Oh thank goodness. Hm, ghostwritten… does that explain why sometimes your pieces are really good? #
@davidbaillie … #
@davidbaillie Joking! #
@davidbaillie (Goodness, don’t want to get myself wrapped up in a controversy with a Baillie…That’d be a disaster.) #
@davidbaillie But… but that’s where I do all my best work. If I can’t host another season of my topical, humourous panel show, I’m fucked. #
@davidbaillie What will I do if I have to learn a non-arbitrary scoring system. Plus, without license money, how will I pay for whores? #
@davidbaillie I didn’t mean it. I could tell the awesome was really all you. I’ve got a genuine piece of your writing. On that banana. #
@warrenellis Dang those fundamentalists, they ruin EVERYTHING. Apparently I wasn’t an atheist the right way & now you aren’t a proper Twit? #
That’s enough for one day. Will get back online at home. Stupid headwrongs. Girl One already en route, Dog One ready – hugs waiting at home! #
@davidbaillie http://flickr.com/photos/nixsight/2750896013/ – http://flickr.com/photos/nixsight/2751731026/ – Am sure I’ll regret this… #
@BeaucoupKevin You can live without knowing, sir. My whole country has turned into idiot city. It’s like Janet Jackson’s tit or something. #
@soullastylianou The debate rages, but personally, I think there are female Gallifreyans & male Gallifreyans, so a female would be stunty. #
Oh dear @steevbishop. At this point, there couldn’t be more of a fuss if Brand has had sex with Baillie when she was twelve or so… #
… & then throw her in front of the car carrying Lady Diana, causing it to crash and kill almost everyone inside. Uh. @steevbishop #
Hm. My head still doesn’t feel right. I either need a new glasses prescription, or I’ve got a brain tuna. Hope it’s not the tuna. #
@VanessaY Sorry to hear about your delivery stupid. Sheesh, was that a whole day wasted? #
Srsly? Well, happy birthday, but that totally sucks. You should UTTERLY stink-palm the delivery guy. Actually, don’t. That’s gross. Sorry! #
Ooop, that was, of course, aimed at @vanessaY. Well, not OF COURSE, of course. But. Uh. Happy Birthday Vanessa! You’re awesome! #