… and instead am neurotypical. What is Neurotypical? I guess it’s time to Wiki it. Does it mean, what, “typical”? [edited to add: Yes, of course it bloody does. I am an idiot.]

Surveys are bunk, mind. I totally had to try and see through it, to my instinctual reactions rather than the conditioned responses I started working on in my teens, when I realised that if I didn’t adapt, I’d struggle.

So fuck knows what the real report might read. Probably, if my school life is anything to go by, “must try harder”.

The test, for those of you daft enough to bother, is here: http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php