• @Mickipedia Well, sure. Jesus is a name, but god is a word, right? Does it capitalise OTHER names? Or is the iPhone religiously confused? in reply to Mickipedia #
  • Oh my gods, a major BSG revelation… Watching Episode 410. Actually, the episode is CALLED “Revelations”, so I shouldn’t be surprised! #
  • OH GODS MORE REVELATIONS! This episode is turning out to be ALL revelations! Maybe it should have been called Exhaust All Narrative Avenues! #
  • OH WOW THE FINAL BIG REVEAL! You know, I have to say, if I’d seen that last scene BEFORE hiatus, I probably would have slit my wrists… #
  • … the whole last scene is like the most depressing Gap or perfume ad in the world ever. (Deliberately vague on @sulman’s behalf). #
  • I know irritation & invasion of space is supposed to be the thing that bothers you most, but is anybody counting the emotional cost of… #
  • … getting mail notifications about new Twitter followers that turn out to be marketing accounts? Surely all those tiny heartbreaks add up? #
  • @thoughtmecca You mean EVERYBODY gets the porn accounts? You’ve just made things worse! I thought that was just me – that it was flirtation! in reply to thoughtmecca #
  • @jackassletters I never have been good at pre-emptive rejection. in reply to jackassletters #
  • HAH! There’s another! So other people boot spam? I’m not worried about accurate follower numbers so I tend to just leave them to fester. #
  • @douglasnoble You’ve stopped them wearing those little elf dog outfits? At last! It’s frankly just undignified… in reply to douglasnoble #
  • @douglasnoble Oh, for… Why would you…? They were just about to start trusting us with childcare again, and NOW look what you’ve done. in reply to douglasnoble #
  • @idsharman It’s possible you just haven’t got the right sort of societal footprint. A couple of court orders & the right internet history… in reply to idsharman #
  • … the pornographers will be clamouring at your door. @idsharman #
  • Right. ENOUGH. I am NOT going to watch the next episode of BSG, OR the next episode of Lost. I am going to put the dog to sleep, regroup… #
  • … & do the rest of my writing in bed. #
  • “TO BED”! “TO BED”! Not “Put the dog to sleep”! Jesus, I ALWAYS get those two mixed up. #
  • @joshhechinger God comes down and gives you actual, exchangeable God vouchers, you kick the head clean off… in reply to joshhechinger #
  • The advert for the remake of Friday The 13th doesn’t leave much to the imagination… #
  • @joshhechinger OH HA! Thass so funny I fergot to larf… </mackenzie crook> No, I mean, it has a title-card 13-count, & each shows a murder. in reply to joshhechinger #
  • @joshhechinger … to the extent that in one it clearly seems to show a “machete in the back of head” moment, only without blade removal… in reply to joshhechinger #
  • @joshhechinger … in another it shows a girl in the water about to be cut down by a power boat, only cutting away at the second of impact. in reply to joshhechinger #
  • @joshhechinger I felt probably as freaked out and exhilarated watching the trailer as I would do watching the film…! in reply to joshhechinger #
  • “I feel alone and detached from the world…”. “You, sir, are a freak!” VERY pleased to have found some old lost mp3s. EG. Nojahoda! #
  • @wilw Do you know of Louise Wener? I reckon she probably gets defined as a britpop moppet all the time, though she’s been a writer longer… in reply to wilw #
  • @wilw … which I imagine you can relate to. Still, I still kind of fancy her off the back of her music career, so… in reply to wilw #
  • @douglasnoble Ah, you know, I forgot that. in reply to douglasnoble #
  • N’night, Twitter! #
  • @caseymckinnon I’ve not really heard anybody mention this new season so far – which seems like a contrast to the LAST season. in reply to caseymckinnon #
  • I’m an ep behind on Lost at the moment, but for your consideration, my thoughts on the last bit of season 4 at nixsight: http://is.gd/hMDI #
  • @wossy/@stephenfry As de facto Twitter ambassadors, I thought you may be interested in @davidbaillie’s Tweet-themed story: http://is.gd/hBE1 #
  • @Bournemouthecho Well, it’s certainly good to know that we Brits don’t have the monopoly on wanky wounded outrage! in reply to Bournemouthecho #
  • @Sulman I KNEW those bastards couldn’t be trusted! in reply to Sulman #
  • @onelifeleft I don’t know from relevant, but does OLL have a Mario Kart Wii friend code? in reply to onelifeleft #
  • @McKelvie HAH! That’s actually perfect. Kind of makes me want to see them do the whole movie… in reply to McKelvie #
  • “CLEARLY IF GOD DICTATED A MESSAGE TO HIS PEOPLE, HE WOULD YELL IT OUT. CONSEQUENTLY, CAPITAL LETTERS ACCURATELY REFLECT HIS INTENT.” #
  • I know retweeting is a bit lazy, but seriously – Lookit: http://is.gd/hNlm – via @McKelvie #
  • @steevbishop She is like the anti e.e.cummings. EE CUMMINGS if you will… in reply to steevbishop #
  • @steevbishop Quite the opposite. Our aircon & heating is set to the perfect schedule so that we are ALWAYS uncomfortably hot or cold. in reply to steevbishop #
  • @Charlotta My mum failed to do her taxes properly for her business last year. Not sure exactly when the court dates are… in reply to Charlotta #
  • @Bournemouthecho A circuitous effort to lose customers? in reply to Bournemouthecho #
  • @Mykx 28…. uh… Gays Later? 28 Freaks Later? in reply to Mykx #
  • @nixsight I Am Bell-end? in reply to nixsight #
  • @Mykx Night Of The Giving Head? in reply to Mykx #
  • @dailyecho Something for the weekend? REALLY? Tut tut. #
  • @Mykx Um… You do know that Nemo wasn’t a zombie film, right? in reply to Mykx #
  • @Mykx Hah! Is “Porn Of The Dead” a bit obvious? in reply to Mykx #
  • @Mykx I don’t know, but they really should. It might be problematic… wasn’t it a curious case? Was Hitman himself creator-owned somehow? in reply to Mykx #
  • @Mykx Hah… it’s got loads of DCU characters in it, so THAT won’t happen… in reply to Mykx #
  • The… uh… the local newspapers are talking to each other. MEDIA CONSPIRACY! #
  • @rstevens But, what, SIMILAR to Gary Coleman? Dammit, man, this story needs some fleshing out! in reply to rstevens #
  • @rstevens Jan Michael Vincent? in reply to rstevens #
  • Everybody should suggest alt-teen hearthrobs to @rstevens until it strikes a chord. We MUST get to the bottom of this… #
  • (Actually, no, don’t. I’m just not cut out for this kind of rabble-rousing…) #
  • (@rstevens Elephant Words fact: The busiest the site has EVER been was when we advertised at Diesel Sweeties. You rock!) #
  • (@Bournemouthecho Is there a Portsmouth Echo?) #
  • @Bournemouthecho Oh, but they’re not all Echoey. They’re much more Newsy, I’m guessing. That’s MUCH less fun. in reply to Bournemouthecho #
  • @Bournemouthecho I was once interviewed by @dailyecho. Years later, the interviewer lived next door to us, by coincidence. TRUE STORY! in reply to Bournemouthecho #
  • @Bournemouthecho HAH! Girl One is from near Dorchester. I only ever hear it WaHEYMouth, now. in reply to Bournemouthecho #
  • My story on a proper, honest to godness anthology that – when it comes to light – will be awesome, is in the can. The feeling is new & good! #
  • @kmellon It’s not nearly as good as the very similar “Some Kind Of Wonderful”. Aww, Mary Stuart Masterson! in reply to kmellon #
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