- @steevbishop Well done you. And The Red Lion is indeed a lovely pub, even when full of rowdies! in reply to steevbishop #
- Jesus, you buy ONE THING at Ann Summers, and you get surreally not-quite-soft-porny advertising e-mails for the rest of your life… #
- @thoughtmecca Heh, yeah, sorry, I don’t know if I really promoted it that much at the time. in reply to thoughtmecca #
- HEY EVERYBODY! There’s an Elephant Words Twitter account, for keeping up with EW updates. @Elephantwords is the name! GO FOLLOW! #
- @quirkybird Did you see the Twitter Horror story that was posted up at Elephant Words a couple of days ago? in reply to quirkybird #
- “You only find out what you can live with once someone crosses that line.” #
- “I’m a fucking trauma hologram, talking about things that happened years ago like they were now.” #
- Creativity hates company. #
- On cover of woman across table’s magazine: Men reveal the turn-ons they’ve kept secret til now! #
- Willing to bet they miss out a few on my list. #
- On train, to London, to meet a baby. #
- Oh, great, we failed at getting to the train at Tottenham Hale on time… #
- … As we wait for the next train, my iPod shuffle runs down, on You Can’t Always Get What You Want. #





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