- @RedMummy Well, ok. Next time you’ve got a few quid set aside to treat the lad, come over to the Southampton FP, tho. It’s nearer! in reply to RedMummy #
- @RedMummy & less likely to induce expensive urges…! in reply to RedMummy #
- @RedMummy ‘Zat so? @belle_lulu, do you remember the Twitter name I need? in reply to RedMummy #
- Apparently, our breasts are warm… Defrosting CHICKEN breasts, you FIENDS! #
- @RedMummy Hah… well, every kid needs to get used to hearing No once in awhile! in reply to RedMummy #
- @louhellbaby Well of course, I might have known I’d find you on here somewhere… How on earth are you, young lady? #
- @belle_lulu Thanks, ma’am… She’s alright, yeah…
Were you on this shopping expedition also? in reply to belle_lulu # - @Wersching Oh, I don’t know… we just watched the 24 finale tonight, and you definitely deserve SOMETHING. Think you all do. Great season! in reply to Wersching #
- @laurennmcc Being likeable is pretty much his defining trait, as it goes… in reply to laurennmcc #
- Mornin’ all! All is good, except, well, inexplicably the tip of my thumb is all hurty. STUPID HURTY! #
- http://is.gd/HZde – Prague’s Franz Kafka Int. Named World’s Most Alienating Airport – Ha! Thanks, Onion & @steevbishop! #
- “Freak baby SOMEHOW a miracle to parents” I love Onion News Network’s rolling banner! #
- “Obesity caused entirely by genes, obese researchers find.” #
- “Coming up: A new medical report warns getting screened for cancer is a leading cause of finding out you have cancer.” #
- @belle_lulu I hate to be pedantic but… that’s… uh… “geek”… not “nerd”… Sigh. PEOPLE! in reply to belle_lulu #
- @belle_lulu in reply to belle_lulu #
- @belle_lulu Heh… most geeks see Geek as a badge of pride, by now! in reply to belle_lulu #
- Have always reacted badly when I’m given the reason that something needs doing to be SEEN to be doing it. It normally means busy work to me. #
- @davidbaillie Wait… what? in reply to davidbaillie #
- My favourite line in this article: “In an ideal world it would be nice to work with people that are as white as snow. ” BNP’s Wotherspoon… #
- …Taken out of context, of course, but it made me titter. Then twitter, I guess. #
- RT+big LOLS: @rhodri: I think this might signal the end of my exploration of omegle.com for one day. http://twitpic.com/63xkh #
- @SamShepherd Does it feel a bit like Bizarro world? Loving the comments? Office a-buzz? in reply to SamShepherd #
- @belle_lulu What Orange deal do you have at the mo? I want an iPhone… for no good reason but to have it! But do like my Orange account! in reply to belle_lulu #
- @belle_lulu (Incerdentally, left you a DM on the QT. RSVP, AYC. OKDK. Kthxbye!) in reply to belle_lulu #
- @SamShepherd I think I’d be scared if something like that happened here! Actually, buzz isn’t unheard of, but direction often frustrating… in reply to SamShepherd #
- Why does thumb hurt so? It feels like when a nail is bitten/clipped back too far, but there has been NO biting & No clipping! Why, god, why? #
- @apatheticmike Lotsa luck! in reply to apatheticmike #
- @acheverton Can’t see anything, but will investigate further! Seems unlikely dog hair would have got there, but possible…! in reply to acheverton #
- @acheverton Had a fidget, nothing. Will look closer when I get home! in reply to acheverton #
- @charltonbrooker Huh, it turns out I’m free for a fight after work. But I’d rather just have a misunderstanding-caused scuffle… in reply to charltonbrooker #
- @charltonbrooker …followed by a team-up against one of either your or my arch enemies. in reply to charltonbrooker #
- @haroldfricker & the fact is that w/out Twitter some of us wouldn’t get sort of social interaction that it is reasonable to expect at work. in reply to haroldfricker #
- Oh my god! Sometimes the things you overhear at work are SO fucking ignorant that it astonishes you. #
- And by you, I mean me, of course. #
- APPARENTLY the reason we have new “Wash Your Hands” stage by stage instructions in the toilets is for “All the foreigners…” (@steevbishop) #
- …They don’t know how to do it otherwise, you see. Prob should have had the instructions in some language other than FUCKING ENGLISH, then. #
- Jesus. I feel more like the angry early 20-something me every day. #
- @steevbishop I’ll let you know when I’ve worked out how to do it…! in reply to steevbishop #
- I’m sorry BNP: if your stated aim is incompatable with girls like the 1 who just got in that car… #
- … We will never see eye-to-eye! Gorgeous is gorgeous. If you can’t even see that, well, I despair! #
- …Maybe you’re ALL lazy-eyed inbred fucktards, who probably shouldn’t be allowed a vote! #
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