• @RedMummy Ah, Logan's only 2 weeks old… he might be stupid yet! in reply to RedMummy #
  • @belle_lulu That cute crossness is a family trait – sister does it when concentrating hard, which she has to do about most things… in reply to belle_lulu #
  • @belle_lulu … Serenity and calm from G1 a relatively new thing, result of baby lovin'. in reply to belle_lulu #
  • Back from a satisfying but tiring weekend of travel & Peterborough… #
  • Peterborough surprised me… Apparently that is what a city centre designed & managed with less greed & short-term thinking looks like… #
  • …MUCH better than I remember. Also, my rather unkind dismissal of the town as a chav breeding ground mostly caused by exposure to Orton. #
  • Sister, her husband & new baby were on top form. Also, G1 looks good holding a baby, but I knew that. #
  • House On The Borderland utterly unchanged. In 20 years. I loved it, but felt guiltily middle-class when thwarted by no card facility… #
  • (They had all of @templesmith's Welcome To Hoxford, & I would have bought it all, but only had cash for 1st one. Which I bought & is great.) #
  • They also had @jamiesmart's Bear trade, which I don't have & want, but again, no card facility. I felt guilty that I felt frustrated… #
  • Glad @steevbishop seems to have had a good birthday weekend, which we're sorry we missed. #
  • Also, @sarahditum, confirmed with my dad that yes, we used to go to Rutland Water relatively regularly, in my childhood. THOUGHT so. #
  • On train from Peterborough to King's Cross, shared table with the most awesome 7ish year old called Alex, & his dad. Was vaguely worried… #
  • …That G1 would get embarassed, Alex's dad would get angry, & other passengers would get irritated by our enthusiastic conversation. #
  • …They didn't! When his dad took him to the loo a few moments before London, nearby passengers got animatedly congratulatory. I blushed! #
  • Kids are easy. It's adults that I find hard…! #
  • Right, G1 just stirred from a heavy nap on spare-room bed with the dog … who didn't seem to miss us all THAT much. Time for bed. #
  • @BeaucoupKevin Heh… didn't see it, but it's pretty dang funny. Good catch! in reply to BeaucoupKevin #
  • @BeaucoupKevin … Out of interest, are you cannibalising your own collection for these scans, or are they Found On Internet? in reply to BeaucoupKevin #
  • @BeaucoupKevin Aha, I see… was picturing holy & shredded ancient classic issues. It gave me shivers! in reply to BeaucoupKevin #
  • @sarahditum I did not know that…! in reply to sarahditum #
  • Hang… on… How have I never noticed that Flickr has that "activity" tab? Have been missing all response to my images and comments! #
  • SO sorry if it looks like I've been rude on Flickr! #
  • .@thoughtmecca Oh, I'm a total cock. Not JUST on Twitter, to be fair… :) #
  • @thoughtmecca Were you an Englisher? in reply to thoughtmecca #
  • @RivkaJacobs Thankyou, Rivka! Also, I don't think Suzi or Cyn are in either place. Which probably means they get more done! in reply to RivkaJacobs #
  • @thoughtmecca Ah, I see… Rutland Water is up in the midlands ish, near a place called Peterborough… in reply to thoughtmecca #
  • @thoughtmecca Oh, awesome… UK, or Hampshire specifically? in reply to thoughtmecca #
  • @TracyAnnO You're aging remarkably well. Especially considering the 6 am starts… in reply to TracyAnnO #
  • @erikamoen PLEASE tell me @PlusTenStrength isn't planning a late-in-the-day procedure to conform to your country's foreskinophobic bigotry? in reply to erikamoen #
  • @bremxjones Not a song I loved on release, but it is a temporally viral tune, I've found. I love my Free World ten inch. in reply to bremxjones #
  • @Mykx When you've worked out recording equipment/process, I'd be interested to see what you decide on. in reply to Mykx #
  • @thepetshopboy Heh… It's been said before, but your total love of UK stuff is stupidly cute. in reply to thepetshopboy #
  • I want a TV series where a camera crew follows @thepetshopboy as he drives around England & meets English people who act all English. #
  • @thepetshopboy It's awesome sir. It makes me feel MUCH better about living in UK than working in the UK does! Your enthusiasm is infectious. #
  • @philkirby My words I'm afraid. More representative of my delight every time @thepetshopboy uses an English colloquialism than anything … in reply to philkirby #
  • @elDamo Ah, the English thing I'm talking about is a pretty subtle sort of behaviour that I know @thepetshopboy digs. It would be like… in reply to elDamo #
  • @elDamo … The Stephen Fry thing, where he goes around the US, with @thepetshopboy in Stephen Fry's shoes… in reply to elDamo #
  • @philkirby To be fair, those shows have the benefit of novelty to @thepetshopboy. For us they are the norm we've felt the need to live down. in reply to philkirby #
  • @philkirby Yackety Sax & Page 3-baiting shenanigans aside, tho, Hill monologues were much more in line with Barker & Morecambe, I thought… in reply to philkirby #
  • @philkirby …As a nation I think we had & have a tendency to make monsters of our successful comedians, encouraging the shallow in them. in reply to philkirby #
  • @thepetshopboy Thematically, you'd be Stephen Fry. Culturally, similar effect – Fry is bigger built, pale & slightly, (wonderfully) awkward. in reply to thepetshopboy #
  • @thepetshopboy … visiting America's broader characteristics. in reply to thepetshopboy #
  • @thepetshopboy A handsome, tanned – I'm picturing tall for some reason – American visiting UK's glamour dead spots would be similarly cool. in reply to thepetshopboy #
  • @thepetshopboy … Enthusiasm for the subject is the common factor! in reply to thepetshopboy #
  • @philkirby It's peculiar – I get the feeling watching back on some of those shows that there is something of the knowing wink in most… in reply to philkirby #
  • @philkirby Not Mind Your Language or 'Ello 'Ello axis, but when I watch a Carry On movie now, in among the smut, there's archness galore. in reply to philkirby #
  • @philkirby I think the perceived wisdom is that comedy has to be shallow to get broader appeal, but I think it's a fallacy (albeit popular). in reply to philkirby #
  • @thepetshopboy Pretty much the MOST gay, yes. The impression I get is that America, like everyone else, warms to him. Despite his smarts… in reply to thepetshopboy #
  • @thepetshopboy Tendency is to think of people as being quite anti-intellectual & scared of other lives, but Fry in some ways disproves it. in reply to thepetshopboy #
  • @philkirby I live in Southampton, & just spent a weekend in Peterborough… The phrase "Glamour deadspots" came easy. in reply to philkirby #
  • @thepetshopboy (I meant on the show where he tours America, on an individual basis! Also, Laurie's show is House. Bones is Boreanaz et al) in reply to thepetshopboy #
  • @philkirby As a kid, I HATED all of that campy British comedy, but then, I disliked Ronnies, Emery, & Morecambe & Wise… in reply to philkirby #
  • I was probably part of a wave of young Brits almost ruined for straight-up wit by alternative comedy in the 80s. @philkirby #
  • Also, thought I was very clever, but never understood the obvious irony of Alf Garnett. Couldn't understand why my dad loved it. @philkirby #
  • @thepetshopboy Don't know Maude, & we had our own version of "3's Company", but MASH, Taxi, Laverne & Shirley, Rhoda, lots… of course! in reply to thepetshopboy #
  • @thepetshopboy I don't know if we had Barney Miller, but we did have Lou Grant. in reply to thepetshopboy #
  • @philkirby Had moment of clarity in Peterborough actually. My family has lived there forever & I've come to know it as chav breeding ground. in reply to philkirby #
  • @philkirby … But this time out was disturbed to find that the city & city centre is in general, infinitely more charming than Southampton. in reply to philkirby #
  • @philkirby Hants always seemed more monied, but over the years, Southampton has been cluster-fucked by it's own hubristic town-planning… in reply to philkirby #
  • @philkirby … & so, where Peterborough is unrelentingly alright, Southampton has higher peaks but lower lows. This even related to natives. in reply to philkirby #
  • @philkirby … No horribly UGLY people in Peterborough, but few stunning ones, either. Soton, on other hand is cursed by sexies & scum. in reply to philkirby #
  • @philkirby Heh… Notionally, Grantham is to Lincoln as Portsmouth is to Southampton. Never been to Grantham, though… in reply to philkirby #
  • Lived in Sleaford for years, halfway between Grantham & Lincoln, but we tended to claim our alignment with Lincoln by choice. @philkirby #
  • @thepetshopboy I dislike Norton a bit, but Alan Carr actively upsets me… in reply to thepetshopboy #
  • Watched show a while ago on how TV has handled gayness thru time. 1 guy grew up gay in small town, with only Larry Grayson for touchstone… #
  • …& found himself utterly distressed, thinking that by definition, he must be as monstrous as Grayson, who was a hideously camp caricature. #
  • …That stuck with me & translates thru to my feelings on Alan Carr. I have to admit to being quite irritated by terribly flamboyant people. #
  • … Not just flamboyantly gay… just people whose whole character is loud and look at me. It takes a lot for me to see through that. #
  • @thepetshopboy Like this era in US TV themes…! in reply to thepetshopboy #
  • @thepetshopboy Man who was only funny because he was flamboyantly camp at time when society pretended not to believe homosexuality existed. in reply to thepetshopboy #
  • @thepetshopboy http://is.gd/1hTvt in reply to thepetshopboy #
  • @philkirby I'm selling it short. Most of Soton's problems you only see after years of living here. Enough prettiness to keep people here… in reply to philkirby #
  • @philkirby Like all of Western civilisation, it is lovely & comfortable enough that one has the the luxury of nit-picking… in reply to philkirby #
  • @thepetshopboy God no… The opposite, really. We had a lot of camp on 70s TV, but nobody famous was openly gay, prob. till Freddie Mercury. in reply to thepetshopboy #
  • @thepetshopboy …Which sounds counter-intuitive, I know, but drag acts etc have always been a huge part of showbiz here. in reply to thepetshopboy #
  • @thepetshopboy … I always felt like it was more of a freakshow vibe. in reply to thepetshopboy #
  • Heh, @thepetshopboy forcing me to reevaluate Gilbert & George: http://is.gd/1hU2a. Also, some of the lyrics to Bend It are lovely. #
  • "… What's the huzzle?" #
  • @philkirby I think I've been in Leeds a bit. A friend studied up there, I think. There & Scarborough. in reply to philkirby #
  • @apatheticmike Don't know if it's useful, but I saw an ad for a room in a shared house in St Denys in our SU. Might be old, or horrid, mind. in reply to apatheticmike #
  • @apatheticmike … if you follow me, I can DM the details. in reply to apatheticmike #
  • @thepetshopboy It's appeal is complicated, but it's actually probably because Brit character is less straight-ahead than US. in reply to thepetshopboy #
  • @philkirby @thepetshopboy …As I understand it, Danny The Street maintained a fairly deliberately macho, hetero image off stage for years. #
  • @tim12s I had previously never enjoyed them. I have a long history of making snap judgements about things that I later have to revisit. in reply to tim12s #
  • @philkirby Wasn't it obvious but not open? Saw a show that said that La Rue made a point of being photographed with dolly birds etc… in reply to philkirby #
  • @philkirby … & denied, denied, denied till some time in the 80s. in reply to philkirby #
  • @philkirby Mind you, my WHOLE knowledge on the subject is based on this one documentary I watched once, so, you know… in reply to philkirby #
  • @thepetshopboy You love AYBS? & Carry On, & it hadn't occurred to you that we were a desperately sexually confused culture? Seriously? ;) in reply to thepetshopboy #
  • @thepetshopboy N'night, sir. As always, a pleasure…! #
  • @philkirby It's like the "Uncle Dave & Uncle Steve" childhood phenomena, only for grown-ups, isn't it? in reply to philkirby #
  • @philkirby …For the longest time, we were culturally like the protected kid who never got to grow up on the subject! in reply to philkirby #
  • @philkirby Which I think is why someone like Alan Carr has to go SO far, behaviour-wise to become notable! in reply to philkirby #
  • @SamShepherd … Is like? Is like? in reply to SamShepherd #
  • @ronskanky Hah… My favourite is the guy who names 3 lowest-common-denominator sit-coms that make light of WW2 as the zenith of comedy… #
  • @SamShepherd STUPID TWEETDECK! I didn't see that at all! And you're in at least one of my groups, so it missed you TWICE! in reply to SamShepherd #
  • Not sure, @philkirby… may be a little complex a concept for the trending tho. #repressivedesublimation. Oh, hang on, there it is… #
  • Oh nice ink, lady! #
  • So we're calling it the Transporter "trilogy" now, are we? #
  • @Mykx I remain unconvinced that 3 films in an unplanned series can be un-ironically called a trilogy, is all. in reply to Mykx #
  • @Sulman Golly? Is that some reference to suntans? For shame, sir, for shame! #politicalcorrectnessgonemad in reply to Sulman #
  • RT @philkirby "why do you put text b4 all ur @replies so everyone has to read them all? http://post.ly/10m9"- Great post indeed! #fixreplies #
  • @philkirby This ties in perfectly with my own feelings on Twitter – with all the goodwill in the world, nobody is… http://post.ly/10m9 #
  • @apatheticmike That happens to me all the time! in reply to apatheticmike #
  • @sarahditum Double yay! in reply to sarahditum #
  • @philkirby Posterous looks like a streamlined Tumblr style thing, & as such lovely. Already have my blog @nixsight.net so may be redundant. in reply to philkirby #
  • @SamShepherd Oh, nice…! in reply to SamShepherd #
  • http://is.gd/1i4yi – "This is how the world makes writers. It kicks their ass long enough that they start finally telling the truth." #
  • @philkirby Oh, certainly…! I love to talk Elephant Words – though taking a break from contributing to it, I am the proud uh… midwife? in reply to philkirby #
  • Actually, what? Am I the midwife of @elephantwords, or the daddy, or the mummy, or what? Webmaster sounds… somehow reductive. #
  • @philkirby I do love the call-&-answer that a format like EW allows – which is interesting, because I struggle to collaborate creatively. in reply to philkirby #
  • @Groonk It was one of a couple of favourites of mine last year. Very cool. In fucking Bruges. in reply to Groonk #
  • @philkirby Exactly… & I'm too twitchy about imposing myself, so I either back off too far, or overcompensate and come off as pushy. in reply to philkirby #
  • @idsharman I'd say now that he's dead, the alleged probably isn't so much of an issue. in reply to idsharman #
  • Oh for fuck's sake… the night I spend no time online at all, the Guardian drop a bollock, an Angel dies & a child molester gets sainted… #
  • … Why do these things happen to me? ;) #
  • Teehee… RT @badbanana: Twitter is an extremely powerful medium for communicating the death of celebrities. #
  • @BarbieHead He is very old. Bless him he's just feeling very old & doesn't know how to not rationalise it & just admit he's really very old. in reply to BarbieHead #
  • @Eamon_ Is that the one you had to try out for? Nice one, if so. Or, you know, if not, nice one anyway. in reply to Eamon_ #
  • @erikamoen Oh man, I'm not sure if I wished you a happy birthday… happy birthday… in reply to erikamoen #
  • Right… up to tweets from 8.30. LONG way to go before I can do my own shit. If I get to do my own shit tonight. Dammit! #
  • Righto… up to 21.57… first few mentions of sick Jacko. Jokes already flying, but at this point, of course, the news isn't that serious. #
  • RT @rachellegoguen: "Travis Bickle is back, but this time he's driving a taxi…in SPACE!" #worstpitchesever #
  • @richjohnston Intervew over, but I've thought this before – SHOULD we care about those 3000 comic shops? They have done their part… in reply to richjohnston #
  • @richjohnston …To get us to this present state, both pro & con. Shouldn't we consider the medium & the industry as seperate things? in reply to richjohnston #
  • @warrenellis That thought officially just made me sick in my tummy. Not like it hadn't occurred to me, but still… in reply to warrenellis #
  • Ok, so odd reports that Jacko is dead filter thru at around 10.34. 1st tweets talking about it in tones of deep tragedy around 23.20… #
  • @BRIANMBENDIS Not all of us. in reply to BRIANMBENDIS #
  • 23:29, 1st totally harsh & reasonable response, among all the tributes. Tho @warrenellis at 23:27 did make a perfectly valid point about… #
  • … Jacko's demise, & the fact that it may have a detrimental effect on Iran's connectivity thru Twitter… #
  • … A couple of minutes ago, I started to feel very depressed that Jacko dying is completely swamping Farrah Fawcett's demise. #
  • … Didn't occur to me that my timeline from around 21:00 hasn't had a single Tweet about Iran, or FROM Iran. #
  • I guess the Iran Tweeters don't have much to add to the Jacko response? What, don't they LIKE music over there or something? #
  • @BarbieHead I was being arch, but he does come off as pretty cantankerous. Though I'd argue that he was a fantasist more than a futurist… in reply to BarbieHead #
  • Though thinking about it, it isn't a great stretch for me that the guy who wrote "Fahrenheit 451" wouldn't like the internet. (@BarbieHead) #
  • @davidwynne There are, of course, touchstones & contrasts. The thing that always bothered me about Jacko over Glitter was… in reply to davidwynne #
  • @davidwynne …Jacko wasn't a predator. Parents FED their kids to Jacko. & when allegations started coming out, new parents KEPT doing it. in reply to davidwynne #
  • @douglasnoble (On the subject of NDAs, in total agreement…) in reply to douglasnoble #
  • @james__buckley Awesome! Collecting the set of brilliant underexposed comedy actresses, now… thanks! @TracyAnnO & @RebeccaFront in 1 week! in reply to james__buckley #
  • RT @sispurrier: "How are poverty-stricken LA youths going to make money now? … A bright beacon of Deserving Blackmail has fizzled out." #
  • @hattiehattie @Sulman texted me when it was confirmed. Within 2 text volleys, we were joking. If you can call it that when we do it. in reply to hattiehattie #
  • RT @Herring1967: A candle in the wind. And one for a change who has been actually been on fire. And looked like he was made from wax. #
  • RT @gruber: RIP Michael Jordan. #
  • (& with that, @gruber wins the fucking internet!) #
  • @Herring1967 To be fair, Uri Geller probably knew about it in advance. It must KILL him having to wait for people to actually die. in reply to Herring1967 #
  • RT @caitlinmoran: God bless The Times. My colleague has RUSSEL GRANT"s reaction: "Well, the moon is in Virgo – it's a tricky time." #
  • @thoughtmecca You were expecting it to be me, weren't you? Well, I'm still alive, buddy, so fuck you! in reply to thoughtmecca #
  • @thatswedishgirl He just tweeted as much. I think it is the cutest thing I have ever seen @marcellerby Tweet. Which is saying something. in reply to thatswedishgirl #
  • RT @LeeGoldberg: I've been on w/Norton Support for so long that the 70s officially died. #
  • @LeeGoldberg I've been catching up & noticed your Norton traumas… Not fun for you, but it diluted the Jacko fervour in my timeline so ta! in reply to LeeGoldberg #
  • I have a sneaking feeling that there is a false story about Jeff Goldblum doing the rounds, with a maybe dodgy link attached. Steady, now. #
  • @RantzHoseley Was going to make the same point… most people don't collect reading copies. in reply to RantzHoseley #
  • Comedy gold from @Herring1967: It's the cherubs that I'm worried about. #
  • @joshhechinger Or, I guess, He-Man… in reply to joshhechinger #
  • @quirkybird Not a bad person… a very funny one… in reply to quirkybird #
  • @greggrunberg No… thankfully not! in reply to greggrunberg #
  • You're probably all already reading @Herring1967, but if you're not, you totally should. He is getting me through this difficult time… #
  • @acheverton Heh. Such a cunting show-off, wasn't he? in reply to acheverton #
  • @michaelfurious … Why are you looking at ME when you say that…? in reply to michaelfurious #
  • @thepetshopboy It's depressing, innit? Sadly, it's the big news stuff coming along that tend to demoralise me about Twitter… #
  • @thepetshopboy … Which I think may be the opposite of how a lot of people feel. People sometimes forget how trivial we really are. #
  • @douglasnoble Why of course… in reply to douglasnoble #
  • Was wondering when I'd read the first tweet about Jarvis Cocker… It came in at around 00:54… #
  • … I am only half an hour behind the rest of you now… I am like the motherfucking Flash. Speed Force GO! #
  • @acheverton Oh, excellent…! in reply to acheverton #
  • Hardware, great old sci fi horror movie, finally available on DVD… http://bit.ly/JV5yp #
  • RT @georgelondon: And today's top news just in… http://twurl.nl/jvgmma Perfect! #
  • Good point, @james_gunn… there is now a power vacuum. #
  • We should watch what the pop-world does for insight into what might happen if the Queen dies. #
  • @JHickman Is that… true? Because, well, Morrison kind of did my head in with Zenith's apparent prediction of John Smith's death. in reply to JHickman #
  • RT @bloggerheads: Goldblum's ALIVE?! …. /blessed #
  • @Herring1967 What possible effect do these people think blocking you will actually have? Have you been deliberately directing jokes AT them? in reply to Herring1967 #
  • @bloggerheads … Yeah? I fail to see what the problem is with what I've said… in reply to bloggerheads #
  • @bloggerheads;) in reply to bloggerheads #
  • Hah… & I'm up to date… See, you didn't kill me & I've discovered I can travel through time… OH god goodness fuck! #
  • @Herring1967 I was wondering when you'd realise that… in reply to Herring1967 #
  • @georgelondon I was going to pretend I hadn't noticed… in reply to georgelondon #
  • @Herring1967 You HAVE to stop making that Die Hard joke. It is making me have a little wee every time. in reply to Herring1967 #
  • @thepetshopboy If Twitter had been around when Di died, I might not be here now. It was bad enough as it was! in reply to thepetshopboy #
  • @thepetshopboy I don't know what it was like in the US, but in ways Di dying BROKE this country a little bit, in ways that haven't fixed… in reply to thepetshopboy #
  • About MJ, but also general: When people say "oh, he was SO inspirational! He INSPIRED me!"…what EXACTLY do they mean? Inspired to do what? #
  • Dance? #
  • So, what… you can't upload tracks to Blip.fm any more? When did THAT happen? #
  • @Herring1967 Don't stay away too long, Richard… You inspire us with your art. in reply to Herring1967 #
  • @thepetshopboy For insight into the Di thing, read @ronskanky's Whatever Love Means. Oh, & watch THIS: http://twurl.nl/zdxcgf in reply to thepetshopboy #
  • @Groonk Don't get me wrong. 1st response was one of mild shock because one kind of assumed he'd always be there. & backwhen he could boogie. in reply to Groonk #
  • @Groonk But v.talented comedian I follow was being bludgeoned by someone with comments about how he was Inspirational, & it occured to me… in reply to Groonk #
  • @Groonk …I don't know what people think they mean when they say that. You can be MOVED to dance, but inspired is a bit overblown a word… in reply to Groonk #
  • @Groonk People used similar phrasing when they talked about Diana, which is a major touchstone for Brits. in reply to Groonk #
  • @thepetshopboy Diana dying, as tragic as it was, paved the way for a multitude of mediocre social evils in this country… in reply to thepetshopboy #
  • @thepetshopboy Sometimes seems like all Di really inspired was a sense of entitlement & general wankiness in the populace previously absent. in reply to thepetshopboy #
  • @thepetshopboy … I mean, a populace should feel entitlement to certain things – a fair government, democracy or shelter, whatever… in reply to thepetshopboy #
  • All of which reminds me: Can we has our Chris Langham back on TV screens, now? Dude was only Brit Muppet writer, stand-in for Richard Pryor, #
  • …& weaves in & out of groundbreaking Brit comedy history of the last 30 years like extremely talented bindweed. Can't a fella get a break? #
  • Anyway, I got nothing done & am STILL going to bed at gone 2. Thanks a bunch, Michael Jackson… #
  • … Shamone, motherfuckers! http://twurl.nl/xybkm5 #
  • N'night. #
  • Disco Potential celebrates Michael Jackson's greatest moment: http://www.discopotential.com/?p=413 – Also, coincidentally, Jarvis Cockers. #
  • @BeaucoupKevin Never mind, eh? AEG can claim that it's consumers screwed them with piracy… #
  • @BeaucoupKevin & not their greedy insistence on putting all their money eggs in one particularly self-destructive & dubiously risky basket. #
  • @joshhechinger Dammit, Josh, you're naked, aren't you? in reply to joshhechinger #
  • @Groonk For insight into Diana thing, see: http://twurl.nl/zdxcgf in reply to Groonk #
  • @Groonk … Well worth watching anyway, for an insight into current Brit social climate, and also because @charltonbrooker is wonderful. in reply to Groonk #
  • @jackassletters Yay, ta! in reply to jackassletters #
  • RT @michaelfurious: "One owes respect to the living. To the dead one owes only truth." – Voltaire. #
  • Morning! Pissing it down here in Southampton. #
  • Was wondering at a couple of points last night why I was so pre-emptively prickly about Michael Jackson. 40 minutes into today & I remember. #
  • @BeaucoupKevin We seem to be doing a lot of sparkling wine at the moment for some reason. Will have to look for that stuff. in reply to BeaucoupKevin #
  • @wolven: "Remember: You'll make great pets. Good Night, Internet." (Oh, good call, sir!) ♫ http://blip.fm/~8wpvp #
  • Hey, everybodys…at 03:40 last night, @james_gunn was crowned the King Of Pop (by himself)! Send him tribute in the form of virgins & such! #
  • @thepetshopboy Heh, perfect! in reply to thepetshopboy #
  • @BRIANMBENDIS Dance? Motherfucker? in reply to BRIANMBENDIS #
  • RT @JHickman: @BRIANMBENDIS – are you really getting a lot of shit, or is this a decompressed / extended fight scene? #
  • …That last tweet is only AWESOME FUNNY if you are a comic geek. #
  • RT @thoughtmecca: I love pictures for sad children: http://picturesforsadchildren.com/blog/famous.png (Me too!) #
  • @SorenLorensen I think gallows humour is a fairly important valve for people, but in case of Jacko, he's a particular contentious figure… in reply to SorenLorensen #
  • @SorenLorensen …Appreciate your point of view, but it can't be THAT much of a surprise that response is mixed. in reply to SorenLorensen #
  • I've seen a few tweets – last night & this morning – of outrage at the irreverent response MJ dying has got from some. Come ON people… #
  • …If people aren't directly criticizing you for feeling sad about the guy dying, they have every right to feel differently about it to you. #
  • @Amelia_Torode Perfectly reasonable thing to admit! Di dying seemed to alter UK public's perspective on this, but our feelings are our own. in reply to Amelia_Torode #
  • @Sulman @Amelia_Torode … Also, he was on the rise. People are preening about Jacko, but buying anything by him post Bad was embarrassment. #
  • Of course…! Everyone worrying about state of MJ concerts… those WERE tickets that cost you too much money. Now they're memorabilia. #
  • @jamiesmart I've heard LOADS of funny ones. Can't remember them at mo, mind, but my timeline has been a laugh riot… in reply to jamiesmart #
  • @jamiesmart (I mean my public timeline… not my personal one. I've not been funny at all!) in reply to jamiesmart #
  • @Sulman This tweet has been there in the Mentions column, ticking away while I tried to get up to date. I have been thinking of a response. in reply to Sulman #
  • @Sulman … All I can come up with is "bravo, good sir, bravo!". Which, you know, isn't really a worthy response! in reply to Sulman #
  • @ourman Aww, Billy. You talking about a particular black list? in reply to ourman #
  • @thepetshopboy But I didn't… oh, HE did? I did not know that! Yeah, it made me laugh… #
  • @Specsneedaclean Though it's arguable that once the masks come off, this has given that young family some slim, unlikely chance at normalcy. in reply to Specsneedaclean #
  • @Specsneedaclean It IS sad, though. Just saying! in reply to Specsneedaclean #
  • It's @steevbishop's birthday. That is far more important than anything else you might be thinking about right now. Happy Birthday, S-Dog! #
  • I had never heard of Sickipedia.org. But it strikes me that it's current Down status could easily have been a huge conceptual joke itself! #
  • @SamShepherd Shouldn't that be "Jacko's death spares Guardian from front page savaging over mishandling of BBC expenses story"? ;) in reply to SamShepherd #
  • BTW world, if you have to start every article or conversation about the death of someone with of a qualifier, warning bells should sound. #
  • This is the 2nd celeb death in just a few months where everyone's had to do this awkward fucking mourning jig. Think about what that means. #
  • "Ha… let's play some Sonic 2, motherfuckers…" – http://is.gd/1e4zS – Oh god, it worries me that I still recognise everything about this. #
  • @SamShepherd I had a bit of a night of twirling reaction myself, last night. May have swamped out people's Timelines, but it was funny! in reply to SamShepherd #
  • @SamShepherd Or so so right… in reply to SamShepherd #
  • .@danwellman Sad news, yes. Awkward jig I meant is the balancing act of honest reporting over desire to pay public-stroking tribute. #
  • @marcellerby We should step back & evaluate our culture, really, when this happens twice in a couple of months… in reply to marcellerby #
  • @marcellerby … It's another "say what you like about such & such, they're dead so we love them" story. So soon after Jade. in reply to marcellerby #
  • @SamShepherd Is it the quality of the jokes, the fact of them, or the quantity? in reply to SamShepherd #
  • Just saw a trailer for Singularity. It looks pretty. But wondering about the line "Millions will die… Maybe MORE!" Is that redundancy? #
  • @rhodri The bits when he rescues the kids look… unfortunate… if he's too close to them. in reply to rhodri #
  • @acheverton I don't know Dust Devil as well. It was a fairly delirious film, as I recall… in reply to acheverton #
  • @acheverton Am I having lunch with you today? I don't think so, but can't remember… in reply to acheverton #
  • @marcellerby Don't get me wrong: not underselling the universal appeal of his music pre-90s. But perspective, PLEASE! in reply to marcellerby #
  • I love this… & that's as someone who doesn't know Little Big Planet or Silent Hill that well: http://is.gd/1e7rd #
  • It's been a while, but seems relevant all over again: http://is.gd/1e7Ez – Michael Bay – EXPLOSIONS! #
  • @acheverton I'm just worrying about that time when I forgot to meet you guys for lunch. Feeling that lame and forgetful all over again! in reply to acheverton #
  • @SamShepherd That's a fair response… not one I'm entirely in step with, but I can respect it. in reply to SamShepherd #
  • @SamShepherd Personally find it more valid response to the death of a stranger than mourning, tho. Got into arguments about latter circa Di. in reply to SamShepherd #
  • @james_gunn You probably should have accompanied it with some signature dance moves? in reply to james_gunn #
  • @james_gunn Maybe a crotch grab? (Your own, of course…) in reply to james_gunn #
  • @SamShepherd I'm firmly in the anti-pitchfork camp. But 'til I see a campaign to rescue Chris Langham from career death, I'm unsympathetic! in reply to SamShepherd #
  • @SamShepherd (Not a campaign from you, you understand… I just mean in general, these things leave a bad taste in my mouth…) in reply to SamShepherd #
  • @SamShepherd The sick jokes aren't a specific response to Jacko – they are a standard response to anything like this… in reply to SamShepherd #
  • I'd say that after days of frustrated dearth of sick jokes about Iran, MJ's death is a bit of a pressure valve for the irreverent & snarky. #
  • @SamShepherd S'true about redemption, but I think that boat sailed when he was cleared of all charges. Saw no evidence of a behaviour shift. in reply to SamShepherd #
  • @SamShepherd Of course… it's the difference between alleged & convicted, but it highlights my problem with the whole thing. in reply to SamShepherd #
  • @Bournemouthecho Fond of Smooth Criminal… "Annie you're a wookie, say Annie you're a wookie, you're a wookie, Annie!" in reply to Bournemouthecho #
  • Wait, is Ponyo a straight-to-English Ghibli film? Visuals look lovely, but the audio just sounds over-done to me: http://is.gd/1eazE #
  • Oh dear… I am stupidly ready for another Final Destination movie. What is WRONG with me…? #
  • @Groonk No, I'm serious… it's the elaborate deaths that I love. I LOVE THEM! in reply to Groonk #
  • @Herring1967 But… some people LIKE tits. I'm unclear on what that message meant. in reply to Herring1967 #
  • Project Wonderful Ads at elephantwords.co.uk free again. Go! Advertise! #
  • See, now this is news: http://is.gd/1eckt. #
  • I should have tried to catch up on Rock, Paper, Shotgun sooner – listening to @bremxjones talking about Dawn Of War 2 is great… #
  • Congrats, @johnreppion & @leahmoore. Nicely done! #
  • @rhodri God, she's a fucking idiot. in reply to rhodri #
  • @RedMummy Ver. Bloody sad! in reply to RedMummy #
  • Detective Comics #854 – TOTALLY cool. I don't know these characters, but I like the way they move. Also, Question back-up is sweet. #
  • @ruckawriter RE: Detective Comics #854 – Thank you. Very very much. Great stuff across the board. #
  • http://is.gd/1ejFB – Herring1967 does a good job of putting things in perspective. People probably still outraged. Fuck 'em… #
  • … Worth noting at this point that I don't mean "Fuck 'em" to everyone getting upset, just the ones who gave him stick. #
  • OK, not good. Feeling WAY over-caffeinated. #
  • RT @Mykx: And now a special message from Orko –> http://bit.ly/4tWhG #
  • @SamShepherd Explain to me again why we don't just refer people like that directly to the police? ;) in reply to SamShepherd #
  • @SamShepherd True enough. So, the A Team? in reply to SamShepherd #
  • Oh gosh… suddenly time has run out & this weekend is looking hectic as hell from here on in… KNEW my time travel last night was hubris. #
  • @DaveGorman Saw that the other day… it is peculiar. It saddens me to see old men so bitter – because it is unlikely to end in violence! in reply to DaveGorman #
  • @cyborgturkey Oh, god, that story kind of cuts through the cynicism, doesn't it? Yeesh! in reply to cyborgturkey #
  • Heh! Listening to Geek Syndicate talking about Transformers 2… started out balanced review but they're struggling to restrain themselves! #
  • @Groonk Negative points, yeah… snark suggests whining, but honestly, they were really, REALLY trying to be positive. For a while…! in reply to Groonk #
  • The latest episode of Geek Syndicate, where they review Transformers 2, is here: http://twurl.nl/7r6upj (For @Groonk) #
  • @steevbishop Don Bluth was part of the mouse house for a few years, wasn't he? I think I 1st knew his name because of his troubles there… in reply to steevbishop #
  • I think I find @bremxjones even more insightful when he doesn't realise he's being insightful till he's done: http://twurl.nl/b5la57... #
  • … By which I mean his holiday post last week was inspiring, & his post about classic games this week is awesome: http://twurl.nl/c3s4x4 #
  • @charltonbrooker Oh yes… we accidentally tuned into the advert for that last night. It was a head ouchie… in reply to charltonbrooker #
  • @charltonbrooker … Of course, I'm assuming that you're talking about something you're watching on TV. in reply to charltonbrooker #
  • Fuckdammit. Meant to write, ended up reading Kieron Gillen talking about Backgammon. You know, I never knew there was a doubling dice. Hm. #
  • Yes… I am not proud… I want to see THIS & more LIKE this…: ZombieLand – http://twurl.nl/rhkxlh #
  • Oh, so this is why I hadn't done a write-up of the small-press comics I bought at Bristol Con yet… #
  • … This is going to be a more image intensive post than I've done in a while. I need to go sleep, now that the images are uploaded. Dang. #
  • G'morning. It's a fine & sunny morning here in Southampton. #
  • The most disturbing sign of aging today is the noted deterioration of a beloved teeshirt. #
  • @steevbishop True enough, but I always had the impression that while Bluth had issues with the business, he was a traditionalist at heart… in reply to steevbishop #
  • @steevbishop … So a chance to talk about the history or glory days at Disney might still be attractive to him. in reply to steevbishop #
  • @thoughtmecca Hah! Well, the plus side is that in recent years, she's bought most of my favourite teeshirts. I showed her Threadless, y'see. in reply to thoughtmecca #
  • Oh, nice: He's Barack Obama at Jibjab – http://is.gd/19ZfF (via @Plustenstrength) #
  • @BeaucoupKevin Hah… terrifying old woman on a motorbike and a Beatles riff? Get some! in reply to BeaucoupKevin #
  • @Wossy Oh dear… poor Jane… hope she feels better. in reply to Wossy #
  • @thoughtmecca That IS a pretty awesome idea… in reply to thoughtmecca #
  • @thoughtmecca Join the club, buddy… join the club… in reply to thoughtmecca #
  • @steevbishop Agreed indeed. I'll admit, I don't know as much about it as you, but it's good to see celebration trumping antipathy, innit? in reply to steevbishop #
  • Merry birthday, @MissDracula! #
  • @marcellerby Heh. "Don't eat my baby, you turd!" is probably the best line I have read in a comic in ages… #
  • http://is.gd/1a1U8 – Heh… Because it's been a while, and I could do with the laugh – the Oozinator! #
  • This is utterly beautiful. T-T-Tartamudo by Rhode Montijo – http://is.gd/1a2eX #
  • @laineyw They are all "big scary" days, if you really sit back & consider them. But hope your legs get younger, & day isn't so scary… in reply to laineyw #
  • The Top 2000AD Shocks – happy to say I agree with ALL of these choices… http://is.gd/1a6fP – But article presentation is shonkey. #
  • … An easier to contribute to list would be a Top 2000AD Moments list. The lasting shocks are going to be the same for most people… #
  • … but everybody is going to have different favourite moments, & it doesn't dismiss, say, the Alan Moore or Morrison strips from the list. #
  • Collecta – Searching the web in real time. Interesting beta. http://is.gd/1a78m #
  • @laineyw Is that a result thingie? Well done if so! in reply to laineyw #
  • Dinosaurs say hey!? Strangely hypnotic vid that makes me wish Jurassic Park was like this… http://is.gd/1a7uK #
  • @karmachord Y'welcome. It shouldn't be funny, but it kinda is… in reply to karmachord #
  • @rhodri Heh… There's been a lot made of that photo, but I have to admit that the kid's plight leaves me a little unmoved… in reply to rhodri #
  • @rhodri … Or do you mean that the sadness is that whassername's one redeeming feature – her hotness – is compromised by that expression? in reply to rhodri #
  • @steevbishop Heh… REALLY hard to see the problem there… DOUGHNUTS!! in reply to steevbishop #
  • Oh, nice find, @Eamon_ – Totally hypnotised by the ferrofluid video… http://is.gd/1acQg #
  • RT @ememess: Just when you think you've cared as little about something as you *possibly* can, suddenly there's Perez Hilton. #
  • @Herring1967 Yes. in reply to Herring1967 #
  • Yay! @beckycloonan, the most enthusiastic person in comics, is having a birthday! Which means another whole year of @beckycloonan! #
  • http://is.gd/1acQg – 7 Man Made Substances that laugh in the face of Physics! (Courtesy of @Eamon_) #
  • @laineyw Well, then, that's EXCELLENT news, you! in reply to laineyw #
  • "Maybe the next Batman movie comes out in 2012 & it's a huge disappointment, & the I-Ching just takes it way harder than everybody else." #
  • That zinger from "6 Best 2012 Apocalypse Theories Are All Bullshit" – http://is.gd/1aend (Uh, courtesty @danwellman?) #
  • My eye still feels like there is an eyelash in it. Mother-ucker. #
  • Listening to very 1st @GeekSyndicate – them talking about 52 reminded me that as a kid, you'd only find random issues of comics… #
  • … You'd be aware of wider universe/continuity, but your mind would fill in the gaps easily. So it CAN be done. #
  • Continuity porn now just leaves me a little bewildered, is my point. I become obsessive about filling the gaps. #
  • Also, the @GeekSyndicate guys were fun from the start, you know? Though I couldn't stick Spooks past the end of the 1st season. #
  • @GeekSyndicate You don't SOUND drunk. Well, I mean, you sound like you usually sound. Are you usually drunk? ;) in reply to GeekSyndicate #

Oh, by the way you guys… We totes watched the new “Star Trek” movie last week. I should have posted something about it before I proposed to Girl One a couple weekends ago and everything went quite, quite peculiar.

Oh, yeah, by the way you guys… I proposed to Girl One a couple of weekends away and she said “yes”! Since which everything has been quite hectic.

But anyway, right, “Star Trek”. Loads has probably been said about it already, much of which I’d just repeat if I went into too much detail – one of the problems with being the last to the party on such a blockbuster. If, by way of a review, I say that it was a pleasant surprise, and a fun and noisy cinematic confection of fairly universal appeal, you’ll get that we liked it, right?

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