- @charlottelydia I’m not even there & I’m almost certain of this also. The ingredients: girl, skirt, man, opposite- make it sadly inevitable. in reply to charlottelydia #
- @charlottelydia …Though I should add that that only applies to shy or broken man. Any other would be trying to work out a killer 1st line. in reply to charlottelydia #
- @missrogue Oh blimey… in reply to missrogue #
- I know it’s sad & everything, but the first thing I thought when I read this story was Final Destination. I am bad. http://is.gd/Z1Rf #
- @RedMummy Yes… yes it does.. in reply to RedMummy #
- @Al_Ewing Nah… just try not to get depressed ever, and keep using it the way you do. in reply to Al_Ewing #
- @Al_Ewing What is Awesomemod? in reply to Al_Ewing #
- @kmellon Oh man… are you talking about me? in reply to kmellon #
- @RedMummy I don’t know it… there IS a film called Persepolis, but I haven’t seen it so I don’t know if it’s the one Josh means… in reply to RedMummy #
- @Al_Ewing Huh… haven’t played it enough to find any problems I guess! Having trouble committing to it… still love my SIms 2 Sims… in reply to Al_Ewing #
- @kmellon May be talking at crossed purposes! I was talking about the comment about wasted talent! in reply to kmellon #
- @kmellon … Because I am an egotistical prick! in reply to kmellon #
- @Sulman Heh… I have NO idea what you were responding to there! in reply to Sulman #
- @budgie Nobody ENJOYS Red Bull… but for me, this morning, it’s truly getting the job done… in reply to budgie #
- I swear, I feel more tired when I get what you humans call a “full night’s sleep” than I do when I don’t turn in till 3am. #
- @Wossy That’ll teach you for kissing Take That… in reply to Wossy #
- It sounds for all the world like @Wossy has just discovered signs of early-onset lycanthropy… shall observe this with interest… #
- @Groonk I think if I watched it now, the main issue I’d have is the political loftiness of it. Forewarned, I might tone that out a bit… in reply to Groonk #
- @Groonk …TV comedy just isn’t as important as government. Acting like it IS was a thorn in S60′s side. in reply to Groonk #
- Oh wow: Teen survives direct meteor strike, stays remarkably casual about it afterwards – http://twurl.nl/iorxbf #
- @marcellerby Ha! The pay-off & timing on that gag are great, though I was distracted momentarily by the odd, impossible array of crutches! in reply to marcellerby #
- @DimitriMOMB I love the passive-aggressive sardonic humour in the Newcastle supporter’s comment… in reply to DimitriMOMB #
- http://is.gd/ZAzf“They’re entitled to laugh, after all, we laughed at them when Sunderland were relegated in 2003 & then again in 2006.” #
- @dcurtisj God… After the drama of the last half-hour, I actually feel pretty numb now, & almost sorry for the poor bitch. Sigh. in reply to dcurtisj #
- @thoughtmecca That’s what whoever tweeted the story first said! It was one of the MOMB guys… in reply to thoughtmecca #
- @Groonk You know, up till this Tweet, I honestly thought you were talking about in time-travel instances… #
- @dcurtisj But sir, if we divorce ourselves from the tragedy of the situation, don’t WE become the monsters?… in reply to dcurtisj #
- @dcurtisj (@sulman & I call this the “…Then we’re as bad as the Cylons” effect…) in reply to dcurtisj #
- @laineyw @steevbishop Yes! YES YOU ARE VERY WRONG INDEED! The boy is beyond suspicion, dammit! He got HIT BY A METEOR! Grr…
in reply to laineyw # - @georgelondon She might… YES! YES SHE IS! in reply to georgelondon #
- @steevbishop @laineyw You are both totally sucking the wonderment out of the meteor boy story for me. DAMMIT! in reply to steevbishop #
- If I’m not allowed to believe in God, where the hell ELSE am I supposed to get my wonderment? Situation comedy? Musical theater? Youtube?… #
- … NO! Meteor boy was pretty much IT for me, & now the cynics & doubters are ruining that, TOO! I need to lie down. #
- Yes, @laineyw, Join Us. Join Us. Join Us. #
- Oh dang… My local offline friend twitter peeps were totally having a gigglefest about poo earlier today, & I missed it. STUPID WORK. #
- @charltonbrooker I appreciate your point, but don’t have to worry about it, because my pet dog is never going to die. No, seriously. NEVER. in reply to charltonbrooker #
- @charltonbrooker Oh, god, she’s going to die, isn’t she? in reply to charltonbrooker #
- @steevbishop Has this been prompted by anything in particular? in reply to steevbishop #
- It’s highly possible that the Beatles Porn hashtag has finally broken my head. #
- .@bloggerheads “The biggest sustained mass media hate campaign ever witnessed in Britain”? They didn’t even make the front pages, did they? #
- …alongside the vilification of @wossy/@rustyrockets, Chris Morris, & whoever else pissed them off, BNP barely made a ripple. @bloggerheads #
- @georgelondon Oh, no, online… but I was away from my desk! in reply to georgelondon #
- RT @michaellegge: I’ll be signing copies of Watchmen in Forbidden Planet, today at 3pm. I should be chucked out shortly after that. #
- @MissDracula Both of them? Are they in a giant Fagin suit? That… may be terrifying…! in reply to MissDracula #
- @bloggerheads I think the most distressing thing is how little the media really HAVE done to point out that they’ve lied. Fuck all, really! in reply to bloggerheads #
- @laineyw “Find some way of combining criminals and IT support”? The jokes kind of just write themselves…! in reply to laineyw #
- @laineyw & course I want to work with you! Done it before & it turns out that it’s one of the few unreserved pleasures in my working career. in reply to laineyw #
- @laineyw … Of course, you could do MUCH better…! in reply to laineyw #
- @bloggerheads Heh… there was so much cynicism & irony in that tweet I just don’t know where to begin… in reply to bloggerheads #
- “RT @swear_bot: Potty mouth alert! @nixsight stop with the cursing!” Oh dear. That’s the first automated response bot that’s annoyed me. #
- … Like I’m going to self-censor because I’m fucking TOLD to. Stupid machine! #
- @davidbaillie Oh yes! XTNCT was one of my few unreserved comic book pleasures of the last few years… Well done, @Paul_Cornell & D’israeli! in reply to davidbaillie #
- My suspicion is that CuteLondonGirl1979 isn’t really Cute. Or a girl. MAY be from London – http://is.gd/ZKLC... #
- … Peculiar to think that when BNP were creating a drone account, & trying to make it seem as attractive as possible, they hit for 1979… #
- … I love ALL the womens… no, really, ALL of them. But if I was inventing a web-magnet, putting “Girl” & “Cute” in her name, I’d go 18… #
- … Maybe I’m just too obvious? #
- @DimitriMOMB Oh yes… Oh yes indeed! in reply to DimitriMOMB #
- @steevbishop Heh. Silly boy! in reply to steevbishop #
- @loscampesinos & we are very grateful… in reply to loscampesinos #
- @steevbishop That is, of course, exactly how I roll… in reply to steevbishop #
- @bloggerheads … But I thought Gary Barlow was a… No, never mind. Too easy. in reply to bloggerheads #
- @steevbishop Yeah, I… Wait, what? in reply to steevbishop #
- @steevbishop Huh. None of them are throwing themselves at ME. Maybe I don’t look moody enough in my avatar? I look QUITE moody in my avatar. in reply to steevbishop #
- @bloggerheads Great idea, but I wonder if it’s even POSSIBLE to discredit them further from the left, & if that isn’t the issue any more…? in reply to bloggerheads #
- @rhodri Sabotage by the Beastie Boys… I have a yen for it about now… in reply to rhodri #
- @bloggerheads …I mean, footage of Griffin announcing that he’s going to lie to electorate & media still haven’t made a difference with it. in reply to bloggerheads #
- Okay, 12 minutes to home-time. Bank, then wine shop for wine, then home then chilli then motherfucking weekend, motherfuckers! #
- I am hyped as hell for chilli, oddly. And the weekend in general. It is quite possible that good things will be happening. VERY good things. #
- (Incidentally, I call you all motherfuckers with love, you know that, right?) #
- About to open my neglected Hotmail account for legitimate purposes. Expecting smut-spam. #
- … Yes, in and out of Hotmail without once engaging with the spam. #
- @idsharman It’s a great trailer. The “crashing spaceship stopping just behind the badass” trope is obviously lucasarts new “thing”, eh? in reply to idsharman #
- @douglasnoble It feels pretty good, as it happens… Who knew it might? in reply to douglasnoble #
- MG62 needs to write me an encyclopedia of everything, now: http://is.gd/ZSIw #
- … I did that thing where I went to the link because someone on here tweeted it, but cleared my TweetDeck queue & don’t have the original. #
- .@douglasnoble I ALWAYS tell the truth. Or, hang on… maybe I’m the guard who always lies? I forget. I’d ask my colleague, but, well… #
- @idsharman I have an issue with Star Wars MMOs… well, franchise MMOs full-stop, I guess. Or possible MMOs full-stop. Hard to say…! in reply to idsharman #
- @idsharman But yeah, that trailer, and the Force Unleashed one before it, are truly awesome. Really what the movies should have been… in reply to idsharman #
- @idsharman I can imagine. The 1st wave of Galaxies did ok critically, but the 2nd wave killed off any options except combat, I think… in reply to idsharman #
- @idsharman & therein lie my issues with most MMOs, especially the RPG ones. Everyone shouldn’t get to be a jedi, but everybody does… in reply to idsharman #
- @idsharman … coupled with the lack of potential for lasting change made by one’s actions, it’s a little silly. All MMOs become ONE MMO. in reply to idsharman #
- Oh, cheezus…missed my window to leave at 4… need to go home now. Will try to check in with my Twitter peeps, but you know what I’m like. #
- Girlfriends: Treat every conversation like it might be the one immediately before he proposes… #
- … By which I mean don’t be mean or moody to us unless we’ve actually done something to deserve it. #
- Heh. Just watched the till guy at Sainsburys get utterly flustered by gorgeous girl with enquiry… #
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