nixsight

2009-09-30 Digital Breadcrumbs

digital breadcrumb 12:21 30/09/09

@georgelondon Careful, she's Greek Cypriot… in reply to georgelondon #
Girl One gone to evening shift. Know I should make/eat food, & either play games or do something productive, but I suddenly feel drained. #
@SorenLorensen You KNOW I only have your best interests at heart! (Whatever that means…!) in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen Hahahaaha! It's a damn shame that that WASN'T a euphemism, frankly…! It'd be a good one. in reply to SorenLorensen #
Just played Tenacious D's The Metal, Weezer's My Name Is Jonas, & The Devil Went Down To Georgia on Guitar Hero. On Easy. I am NOT GOOD. #
@davidbaillie That's because I faxed you a photo of it. Keep up! in reply to davidbaillie #
@SorenLorensen Aww, yay! You rock! Has @ILoveMyBrick unloaded the chowder on your bowl, yet? I only had a can of chicken noodle soup. in reply to SorenLorensen #
In colossal game of British Bulldog at end of time, to decide who gets into heaven, I already know I want you on my side, @SorenLorensen..! #
… You too, @RedMummy, especially if you've got marauding elephants. #
@SorenLorensen Bloody hell! @ILoveMyBrick is a hero…! Your very own veritable chowder fountain! in reply to SorenLorensen #
@RedMummy I hope at least ONE of the mariachi singers is @Glinner. @belle_lulu do you keep them with the chickchucks? in reply to RedMummy #
@RedMummy, @belle_lulu, must say that @SorenLorensen's appreciated show of support was pre-emptive. Previous threat hopefully dealt with. #
Actually, @RedMummy, I went looking for video proof of @glinner's mariachi performances a bit back, & found NOTHING. Suspicious… #
@SorenLorensen Naughty naughty BBC! in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen Heh… I saw. I totally follow him. Not to toilets, as SOME PEOPLE would have you believe… in reply to SorenLorensen #
Got to say that what with @SorenLorensen's food provisions, & mine & @ILoveMyBrick contributions, today has been a good day for cum humour. #
Stand down, strike team! @RedMummy, best leave pachyderms & Mexicans in t'car, go get yourself a cup of tea… Wait for sitrep. #
Quite struck with my idea of British Bulldog on Judgement Day. Final Trump would be like the playtime whistle… #
@RedMummy You might want to crack the window a little bit, just in case! I know it's night time, but car WILL get stuffy… in reply to RedMummy #
@davidbaillie Is it a birthday? in reply to davidbaillie #
@evangineer S2 just utterly didn't know where it was headed. Made mistake of thinking people watched for convoluted nonsense, not fun! in reply to evangineer #
@charltonbrooker That, sir, was a lot of fun. in reply to charltonbrooker #
@kierongillen Still a remarkably young man. Well done! You survived another year! #
Woah. 2 chaps that I'm both vaguely in awe of & have actually met a few times share a birthday today. Happys, @kierongillen & @davidbaillie! #
@douglasnoble Wait, what? Did YOU just have a birthday, too? in reply to douglasnoble #
@davidbaillie Well, well done you! in reply to davidbaillie #
@davidbaillie Did you know that I'm now taking part in a weekly comics podcast? in reply to davidbaillie #
@georgelondon Oh, no, I was shocking. But then, I never had @SorenLorensen on my side. Also, stakes weren't as high! in reply to georgelondon #
@CaminoHolidays I'm IN Europe, so your idea that this is somehow a uniquely American thing is… well, almost racist. Personally, I feel… in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@CaminoHolidays …sympathy for you & your child, but don't see how my use of a word speaks to my understanding of their situation… in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@CaminoHolidays …& it's a little presumptious of you to think that you know what I think or know. But good luck in your mission! in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@CaminoHolidays …I use word "retarded" to speak generally. I don't assume for a second that one condition is the same as all others. in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@CaminoHolidays …In the same way that when I say someone or something is Mad, I don't mean that they specifically are bipolar or whatever. in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@CaminoHolidays …To cluster all of these conditions together is to undermine understanding of each. in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@SorenLorensen You've just gone nuts for the brandy, now… drunkard! (Why haven't I got brandy?) in reply to SorenLorensen #
I am off-sick. It should be noted that by saying that, I don't mean that I have the palsy, or the AIDs, or Pig Flu. I just have a cold. #
@SorenLorensen Just spent an hour or so getting up to date on The Daily Show with dog under duvet on settee. Not YOUR settee, of course. in reply to SorenLorensen #
Dammit! The sun is killing us! What will we do about this fiery menace?? @andynyman #
@Sulman There were wraps? And curly fries?? Did you eat in the refectorery and that? in reply to Sulman #
@Specsneedaclean Thankyou… I don't feel it's healthy to oversell what is essentially mainly discomfort & unpractical, rather than deadly! in reply to Specsneedaclean #
@tbush Oh yes, shouldn't be a problem… mainly spending day trying to get over the thing now so I'm actually useful tomorrow/Friday tbh. in reply to tbush #
@CaminoHolidays Well, true. But shouldn't assume understanding is issue… worked around mentally handicapped kids for years, one in family. in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@CaminoHolidays Sometimes other people are just smart enough to know what they are saying without needing you to act as conscience for them. in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@Sulman Grrr… d'oh! Mind you, that's YOUR office. By the time it gets round to mine, it's the large lady in the tabard doing the rounds. in reply to Sulman #
@Specsneedaclean in reply to Specsneedaclean #
@Emmavieceli Oh… well, that's… kind of a good thing? Maybe they already own your work elsewhere? in reply to Emmavieceli #
@CaminoHolidays You're doing it again. I don't care if it's a word you use. It's a word I use. Where I worked, the word was "inclusive"… in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@CaminoHolidays …I find that worse. in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@Sulman HAH! in reply to Sulman #
@CaminoHolidays You can use whatever words you want, though… I don't mind! in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@CaminoHolidays That's kind of how I take people on Twitter, so it shouldn't be a problem for me! Greeting thing normally comes at start? in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@CaminoHolidays Heh… I don't have an interest in grammar. I'm just a writer, so I use it. in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@jhewlett Oh my that's a good feeling. Always SURPRISINGLY good feeling, if I recall right. in reply to jhewlett #

2009-09-29 Digital Breadcrumbs

digital breadcrumb 12:21 29/09/09

@SorenLorensen Oh dear. Did we give it to each other, or just get it from @belle_lulu? in reply to SorenLorensen #
@belle_lulu Um… there were shared spoons, and bowls, and needles. Except the needles… in reply to belle_lulu #
@belle_lulu Also, there was all that debauched sexing. You remember that, right? in reply to belle_lulu #
RT @DimitriMOMB: http://bit.ly/44bt3 have added our podcast to lybsyn, new episode on Thursday, comments gratefully received!! #
@SorenLorensen Um… just walked home… not even ENTIRELY sure I was doing any innuendoing. SO hard to tell, these days! #
28 Days Later in 60 seconds… just awesome. http://bit.ly/35pM4b #
@SorenLorensen Soap opera daze, all the way, huh? #
@SorenLorensen Adrian Chiles! Yay! He is the most intelligent potato ever! in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen Though he is always forced to play second fiddle to King Edward, because he is royalty. in reply to SorenLorensen #
@McKelvie Because otherwise we'd have to watch frustrated gay people on TV, and that would make us sad. in reply to McKelvie #
@McKelvie It bothers me slightly more when the only two black members of a cast end up together. in reply to McKelvie #
@Groonk Yeah… they stretched the rule pretty much as far as it can go. Did they even really KNOW each other that well at the time? in reply to Groonk #
@SorenLorensen You like Halo? in reply to SorenLorensen #
@Groonk Definitely my opinion. Having said that, wasn't it during that run that he & Storm got together… in reply to Groonk #
@SorenLorensen Yeah… Master Chef is the main character… in reply to SorenLorensen #
FB not FP! #
Flash Forward has a pretty damn good cast for a TV show. Not a bad script/production at the 10 minute mark, either. #
Flash Forward just delivered a kick-ass panning long disaster shot. Oh, yeah, what the fuck, helicopter? #
"I dreamt there were no more good days." That is DEFINITELY going to be in the "previously on", like, every episode. #
WTF Kangaroo. #
Oh noes… @giagia not well. I'm not well. @SorenLorenson not well. We all think it's innocent. Zombie holocaust! ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST! #
Oh no, John Cho! #
@Groonk Kangaroos are evil motherfuckers. in reply to Groonk #
Our internet is down! As one office wag put it, we can't do anything except work. Oh my god! #
@Sulman OH GOD I HATE YOU. What you just said is both upsetting to me personally, & oddly hilarious… in reply to Sulman #
@SorenLorensen I hope you're happy… I have gone to work while feeling gross, SOLELY because you challenged my masculinity on the subject! in reply to SorenLorensen #
@Sulman Ultimately, it was ALWAYS going to be one of your lot fidgetting around with that bloody internet box. in reply to Sulman #
http://is.gd/3MfYr – Pepsi To Cease Advertising – The Onion aims for humour, hits it, but inadvertently just makes me feel sad at same time. #
@mrtonylee Hah, yeah, I chuckled at that too…! There's one on the front page of The Onion, but there's that MASSIVE Coke Zero one too… in reply to mrtonylee #
But have you got to the point where there's a regional voice-over whenever you do anything, @Emmavieceli? #
The important question I have to ask right now, @kidbritishmusic, is "Is she cute?" Who, you ask? Um, I dunno, the daughter? The mum? #
@james__buckley Did you ever read "253"? Very Tube-centric. http://is.gd/3Mi2O in reply to james__buckley #
@Emmavieceli Ha! She shoots, she scores… Initially tried to come up with example, COMPLETELY drew a blank. I am lousy internet wag! in reply to Emmavieceli #
"Tweet 14948… @nixsight is at his desk. Despite tight rations & diet, he is compulsively eating salted pumpkin seeds." (@Emmavieceli) #
@georgelondon Yeah… I enjoy consumerism, but I don't think, by definition, that it requires greed. That article highlighted it! in reply to georgelondon #
@SorenLorensen Aww, sweetie…! Sorry you're not in a position to just go back to bed! in reply to SorenLorensen #
"Tweet 14951… @nixsight is wearing brand new trainers. They pinch a little at the back. He admires them, wincing." #
@SorenLorensen When the guy comes round to inspect our boiler, we chat about his son, who is studying Football in the US… in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen I… You know me well enough by now that I don't need to explain how ludicrous that conversation ends up being, right? in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen I don't know very much about football, is my point. in reply to SorenLorensen #
@richjohnston Good point, actually. Hadn't occurred to me that he'd done it deliberately. Also… hang on… in reply to richjohnston #
I'm working on the assumption that we've only seen around a half-dozen flash-forwards out of around 6 billion… @McKelvie @richjohnston #
@McKelvie True… the flashes were quite delirious, mind. Also, of ones we saw, most were mid-charged-emotional activity… in reply to McKelvie #
So I'm wondering if part of the THING with FlashForward isn't going to be "doesn't matter WHAT you plan, life intervenes". @McKelvie #
At least I hope so, because otherwise they're missing a trick. First episode went well, though, I thought. @McKelvie #
@SorenLorensen It's a new show – 1st episode was last night. EVERYONE on planet blacks out for 2 minutes, & sees a vision of 6 months time. in reply to SorenLorensen #
"Tweet 14961 – @nixsight is complaining that his tongue is disintegrating from eating salty pumpkin seeds. He reaches for another handful." #
@McKelvie I think the problem is that we're kind of used to seeing these lovely big conceptual shows get vaguely frittered away, aren't we? in reply to McKelvie #
@Alfie I didn't mind the dialogue in Heroes nearly as much as I did the just aimless yet circular, awful plotting. in reply to Alfie #
@Alfie Didn't find Jo Fiennes too upsetting… Reminded me a LOT of Colin Cunningham from JPod, actually. & oddly fond of Sonya Walger… in reply to Alfie #
I think I'm a bit in love with John Cho's face, actually. #
@kidbritishmusic Heh… I know… it's sort of a pavlovian response thing, whenever there's a story with a girl in it. in reply to kidbritishmusic #
@SorenLorensen Well, they're thinking they need at least three… in reply to SorenLorensen #
@McKelvie Was thinking Heroes & BSG but yeah, that works too…! & OH MY GOD, the same amount of retarded nonsense being talked on forums… in reply to McKelvie #
FFS FlashForward Forum people… #
In order of how irritable they make me, the answers to some of those retarded questions you FlashForward Forum people asked: #
The agent SAID footage was from webcams, security cams, etc. In answer to your question: Who recorded that footage? I answer You're a cunt. #
How did kid who lived in the world where everyone just had flash of future know the name of woman he had never met? Because you're a twat… #
An animal? Somewhere where you wouldn't expect it? In a show that references Lost & owes something to Twelve Monkeys? OMFG MUST BE ALIENS..! #
…or possibly, also, maybe, it was in captivity somewhere & got released during event? Oh, also, retard! #
Oh & btw, that shared cast member that you're all citing as 1 of reasons why this show might be tied into Lost? Is main reason why it isn't. #
…If you're going to create spin-off series, why use an actress to play a character in one who already PLAYS a prominent one in other? #
BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T, THAT'S WHY! I know it's fun to theorise, but just the TINIEST application of Occam's Razor, helps, here, people… #
@danwellman Did you watch it? There was PLENTY of intrigue in it, without refusing to take what we ACTUALLY see at face value. SCHMUCKS! in reply to danwellman #
@McKelvie I may have just had a FlashForward related breakdown in my timeline. #
@Sulman My tongue hurts… in reply to Sulman #
@danwellman Yup… I use it quite a lot, but mainly only for uh… whichever FTP software it has on it. I work on same 3 pcs all time tho… in reply to danwellman #
@danwellman …so find I've got most software that I need on whichever machine I'm using. But yeah, Portableapps is nice. in reply to danwellman #
@sarahditum Not sure all commenters do! More than once I've seen local paper site commenters refer to their comments as their blogs! in reply to sarahditum #
@danwellman Oh, uh… in reply to danwellman #
SPOILER WARNING for my previous several Tweets about FlashForward… sorry, was trying to be careful, but may have forgot. #
@GeekSyndicate You COULD mention the 1st MOMBComics podcast from last week – I'm on it! It was a pilot effort, but lots of fun… in reply to GeekSyndicate #
@Alfie It had it's moments early on, but I lost interest in season 2. in reply to Alfie #
Oh, @geeksyndicate, you probably caught this, but Primeval no longer axed? http://is.gd/3Mqn1 #
The MOMB Podcast is here: http://is.gd/3Mw9b – listen to the clumsy pilot episode, in time for Thursday's awkward 2nd outing! @GeekSyndicate #
…I probably need to work on my PR skills, huh? Seriously, though, that 1st MOMB Podcast is awesome fun!: http://is.gd/3Mw9b #
@sarahditum True enough. Though some do seem to use comments more as a platform for their own HILARIOUS INSIGHTS than as response to story! in reply to sarahditum #
@sarahditum …& in the process form similar audiences/relationships as some bloggers do with their readers… in reply to sarahditum #
@sarahditum I admit, my tweet was more a response to your tweet than the post it linked to… I went off on a tangent almost immediately. in reply to sarahditum #
@Alfie So at least VAGUELY worth persisting through S3, if only to continue the comfortable feeling of fan-frustration? in reply to Alfie #
@danwellman I thought it was pretty well handled, overall, yeah… There were some pretty awesome moments of spectacle, too. Fans are dumb. in reply to danwellman #
@SorenLorensen Allegedly Chicken Soup cures all ills. Scrofulous, the AIDs, colds, drug addiction… #
@GeekSyndicate Oh, nice… It IS good news, innit? It's a very fun series indeed. #
@SorenLorensen To see the world & find adventure? Oh, you mean yesterday, not, you know, originally? in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen Aha! You obviously just didn't eat enough of it. Actually… hmm… in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen …Just remembered that jelly from other night has made me suspect my previous assumption of your culinary awesomeness… in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen …Is it possible that it wasn't chicken? Or soup? Handy gauge: Did it have chopped nuts in? Or cauliflower? in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen Cups of tea kind of count. Are you in bed? You should be in bed…! in reply to SorenLorensen #
It's… Look, @RedMummy & @SorenLorensen, it wasn't the TASTE of the jelly that was in question, but the un-jellyness of it. It TASTED ace! #
@SorenLorensen I actually really liked the G & T one… the vodka had bits in that made me feel a bit leuch… LEUUCH. Leuch. in reply to SorenLorensen #
@RedMummy For GODS SAKE, WOMAN! You're, like, RIGHT round the corner… can't you go round & MAKE her some? NOW? in reply to RedMummy #
@SorenLorensen Um… that doesn't sound like soup… It sounds more like… Um… something leuchy. LEUCH! in reply to SorenLorensen #
@RedMummy Honestly, I didn't see the Calpol taste in it… it was very much a g & t or vodka taste, with a sexy consistency… in reply to RedMummy #
@RedMummy …& by sexy I mean "Product of sex-making", not "inciteful to sex-making". in reply to RedMummy #
@SorenLorensen Actually, you know, just some honey & lemon and hot water always makes me feel better. Dammit, why aren't I at home? in reply to SorenLorensen #
@RedMummy NUHUH! Wrongo! WRONG! (I think, maybe) in reply to RedMummy #
@SorenLorensen I weep openly, yes. I weep for all the poor little limes… in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen AHAHAHA! All they want is to have a good lime! in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen It's phonetically descriptive of noise I'm thinking of. Not "Yuck, tastes bad" – "Mm, tastes good but BITS under TONGUE!" in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen The same thing happens with those husky bits in popcorn. in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen I was far too ready to just not go to work to actually prepare healthy stuffs to bring with. I'm RUBBISH. in reply to SorenLorensen #
OH MY GOD I AM IN A CONVERSATION WITH WOMENS WHO CAN WRITE A TREAT BUT NOT UNDERSTAND A SIMILE/METAPHOR! GAH! #
@RedMummy Not PRODUCT of Sex-making… Like A product of sex-making… @belle_lulu has got it! in reply to RedMummy #
I mean – & hope @SorenLorensen understands – that the alcohol jelly tasted lovely but was roughly consistency of ejaculate. BOWLS OF IT. #
WACKY BUKKAKE! #
@RedMummy The bit where you're ALL WRONG! And now I want chicken soup. in reply to RedMummy #
& now I want chicken soup. My gran makes this stuff, Avgo… Avvo… Eggy Lemon soup, I call it. I don't know how to make it, but want it… #
…@ellesergi, @soullastylianou, do YOU know how to make Avgo… avvo… FUCK! Eggy lemony soup? #
@SorenLorensen I… actually don't know what she's talking about! in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen DM or that thrice deleted sentence didn't happen… in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen Girl One really DOES hope we have a family of daughters. MUST introduce her to @belle_lulu's girls, actually. in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen Someone said when you have a son, you only have to worry about 1 cock – have a girl & you have to worry about ALL of them! in reply to SorenLorensen #
@RedMummy Bingo! Exactly! Love Juice Jelly! Wacky Bukkake n' Tang! Lumpy Citrus Genital Soup! in reply to RedMummy #
@belle_lulu Never did, never shall… Not tripping, neither. Tired, & feeling yucky, & haven't you noticed that I'm ALWAYS like this? in reply to belle_lulu #
@belle_lulu (I'm not sure G1 sees it that way…) in reply to belle_lulu #
@bloggerheads She had a miscarriage live on his radio show? in reply to bloggerheads #
@SorenLorensen Yes… YES! That's exactly what I was trying to say! in reply to SorenLorensen #
Oh, gosh… there is an ongoing conversation that I have got VERY far behind, here, with @RedMummy, @belle_lulu & @SorenLorensen… #
@RedMummy Re: Could Josh be their Uncle. I don't know. My family is huge, so I suppose anything's possible in that confused family tree… in reply to RedMummy #
@RedMummy It's more likely that you're lot are tangled up in MY family bush than in Girl One's shrubbery. in reply to RedMummy #
@belle_lulu No, so that she knows how it works out, practically. Your girls are stupidly cute. Older one is creative like I want mine to be. in reply to belle_lulu #
@belle_lulu Of course, I'll be proud of them however they turn out but it'll be better if they're not totally shit, right? in reply to belle_lulu #
'Course, that statement I made about parents of daughters having to worry about ALL the cocks also applies to gay sons. Wasn't v.inclusive. #
@CaminoHolidays Sorry, didn't see your reply in my timeline. Hadn't intended to behave in exclusive manner. Though think it's fair to say… in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@CaminoHolidays If the REST of someone's timeline is relatively grammar, punctuation or syntax consistent, the block-caps one may be irony. in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@belle_lulu I know… They won't be totally shit. I will BEAT IT OUT OF THEM! Uh… no, I won't. I will nurture them in my bosom. in reply to belle_lulu #
@CaminoHolidays Having said that, I did JUST use "you're" when I meant "your", so I should probably be whipped. in reply to CaminoHolidays #
I just got Internetted, by the way. My syntax was criticised by someone. But they spelled it "sintax". Actually, IS there a "Sin Tax"? #
@Sulman Oh dear… I think I may be overdue a payment…! in reply to Sulman #
God, I love You Look Nice Today! http://is.gd/3MDYz #
@Chris_TOMP Heh… my biggest language pet peeve is when people complain about other people's language usage… in reply to Chris_TOMP #
@georgelondon Do YOU know how to make it? But you're a boy…! in reply to georgelondon #
@georgelondon No, I went from chicken soup to avgolemoni. If I'd been talking drachana, THAT would have been because of ejaculate. in reply to georgelondon #
@georgelondon Oooh… may nab that recipe off you. Actually, that Chinese soup – uh… egg? – is consistency of ejaculate & DELICIOUS! in reply to georgelondon #
@belle_lulu Are you sure? in reply to belle_lulu #
@belle_lulu It's not THAT bad… & don't worry… you should know that it won't be seen by anybody who wasn't there. G1 hasn't even seen it! in reply to belle_lulu #
…Yet. #
@georgelondon Heh… ooh, nice idea… though I'd probably lose momentum after the three or four things I remember…! in reply to georgelondon #
Out of interest, what does everybody else call the folder on their PC with all the porn in? I call mine "The Internet"… #
@CaminoHolidays Hah… I prefer not to be corrected, but yeah, light whipping for fun. in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@Mykx Teehee! in reply to Mykx #
@georgelondon Snarf! in reply to georgelondon #
@mrtonylee Alan Partridge… in reply to mrtonylee #
@mrtonylee Actually, you know, I probably know this. Got a big book about ALL different angels at home, prep for a comic I've not written. in reply to mrtonylee #
@CaminoHolidays Hah! Tragically, that's probably all I've got. I am ALL TALK! in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@belle_lulu It's a Real file… stupid phone uses Real, so you may need Real Alternative – which is safer than Real Player. in reply to belle_lulu #
@belle_lulu Best bet is to download it to your computer, as well, if you haven't. Or I could put it up on YouTube for you? in reply to belle_lulu #
Oh my god, Adam & Joe downloaded! #
@belle_lulu Tehre was more immediately afterward, where I essentially made the joke that you're suggesting… I AM FUNNY! in reply to belle_lulu #
@belle_lulu Also, I needed a wee! NOT love wee. in reply to belle_lulu #
@SoullaStylianou People were talking about Chicken soup and it made me nostalgic for eggylemony. in reply to SoullaStylianou #
@BeaucoupKevin You know, that baby stands a MUCH better chance at life if it isn't allowed to set the timetable for it's life right now… in reply to BeaucoupKevin #
Babies don't know how to schedule shit. They are practically retarded in this area. It's what they need parent brains for. @BeaucoupKevin #
@SorenLorensen Hah! Open invite, huh? in reply to SorenLorensen #
OH MY GOD! I am TOTALLY being given a recipe for avgolemoni by DM… Awesome! Thanks, @SoullaStylianou… #
@CaminoHolidays No, not American. I use the term because I choose to use the term, but I don't see it as insulting, I see it as descriptive. in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@CaminoHolidays One of the beautiful things about Twitter is that nobody but NOBODY is forced to read anything that offends them. in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@Specsneedaclean There aren't all that many people who live in caves and AREN'T hermits. Unless you count Osama Bin Laden. Redundancy, dear! in reply to Specsneedaclean #
@RedMummy It's a chicken stock based egg and lemon soup. It is LOVELY. in reply to RedMummy #
They need to create a bot that picks up on self-righteous, sanctimonious & unwelcome criticism on Twitter. That would be a fun follow. #
…Also, a bot that recognises irony. That would be useful. Mind, it'd be hard to program a bot when most HUMANS can't pick it up. #
@RedMummy It wouldn't REALLY be a fun follow. It would be a pain in the arse. Just like the initial tweets it retweeted. in reply to RedMummy #
@SoullaStylianou YAY I GOT IT! Thankyou! in reply to SoullaStylianou #
@idsharman bloody hell… @rivkajacobs is a positive influence on you indeed…! in reply to idsharman #
@Sulman Nobody important! in reply to Sulman #
@Sulman Just another drive-by, I reckon. Not a known quantity! in reply to Sulman #
@belle_lulu Where did you follow him? in reply to belle_lulu #
@belle_lulu No, I meant… I already follow him I think. I meant where did you follow him … it was a pun…? in reply to belle_lulu #

2009-09-29 Digital Breadcrumbs

digital breadcrumb 12:21 29/09/09

@SorenLorensen Oh dear. Did we give it to each other, or just get it from @belle_lulu? in reply to SorenLorensen #
@belle_lulu Um… there were shared spoons, and bowls, and needles. Except the needles… in reply to belle_lulu #
@belle_lulu Also, there was all that debauched sexing. You remember that, right? in reply to belle_lulu #
RT @DimitriMOMB: http://bit.ly/44bt3 have added our podcast to lybsyn, new episode on Thursday, comments gratefully received!! #
@SorenLorensen Um… just walked home… not even ENTIRELY sure I was doing any innuendoing. SO hard to tell, these days! #
28 Days Later in 60 seconds… just awesome. http://bit.ly/35pM4b #
@SorenLorensen Soap opera daze, all the way, huh? #
@SorenLorensen Adrian Chiles! Yay! He is the most intelligent potato ever! in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen Though he is always forced to play second fiddle to King Edward, because he is royalty. in reply to SorenLorensen #
@McKelvie Because otherwise we'd have to watch frustrated gay people on TV, and that would make us sad. in reply to McKelvie #
@McKelvie It bothers me slightly more when the only two black members of a cast end up together. in reply to McKelvie #
@Groonk Yeah… they stretched the rule pretty much as far as it can go. Did they even really KNOW each other that well at the time? in reply to Groonk #
@SorenLorensen You like Halo? in reply to SorenLorensen #
@Groonk Definitely my opinion. Having said that, wasn't it during that run that he & Storm got together… in reply to Groonk #
@SorenLorensen Yeah… Master Chef is the main character… in reply to SorenLorensen #
FB not FP! #
Flash Forward has a pretty damn good cast for a TV show. Not a bad script/production at the 10 minute mark, either. #
Flash Forward just delivered a kick-ass panning long disaster shot. Oh, yeah, what the fuck, helicopter? #
"I dreamt there were no more good days." That is DEFINITELY going to be in the "previously on", like, every episode. #
WTF Kangaroo. #
Oh noes… @giagia not well. I'm not well. @SorenLorenson not well. We all think it's innocent. Zombie holocaust! ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST! #
Oh no, John Cho! #
@Groonk Kangaroos are evil motherfuckers. in reply to Groonk #
Our internet is down! As one office wag put it, we can't do anything except work. Oh my god! #
@Sulman OH GOD I HATE YOU. What you just said is both upsetting to me personally, & oddly hilarious… in reply to Sulman #
@SorenLorensen I hope you're happy… I have gone to work while feeling gross, SOLELY because you challenged my masculinity on the subject! in reply to SorenLorensen #
@Sulman Ultimately, it was ALWAYS going to be one of your lot fidgetting around with that bloody internet box. in reply to Sulman #
http://is.gd/3MfYr – Pepsi To Cease Advertising – The Onion aims for humour, hits it, but inadvertently just makes me feel sad at same time. #
@mrtonylee Hah, yeah, I chuckled at that too…! There's one on the front page of The Onion, but there's that MASSIVE Coke Zero one too… in reply to mrtonylee #
But have you got to the point where there's a regional voice-over whenever you do anything, @Emmavieceli? #
The important question I have to ask right now, @kidbritishmusic, is "Is she cute?" Who, you ask? Um, I dunno, the daughter? The mum? #
@james__buckley Did you ever read "253"? Very Tube-centric. http://is.gd/3Mi2O in reply to james__buckley #
@Emmavieceli Ha! She shoots, she scores… Initially tried to come up with example, COMPLETELY drew a blank. I am lousy internet wag! in reply to Emmavieceli #
"Tweet 14948… @nixsight is at his desk. Despite tight rations & diet, he is compulsively eating salted pumpkin seeds." (@Emmavieceli) #
@georgelondon Yeah… I enjoy consumerism, but I don't think, by definition, that it requires greed. That article highlighted it! in reply to georgelondon #
@SorenLorensen Aww, sweetie…! Sorry you're not in a position to just go back to bed! in reply to SorenLorensen #
"Tweet 14951… @nixsight is wearing brand new trainers. They pinch a little at the back. He admires them, wincing." #
@SorenLorensen When the guy comes round to inspect our boiler, we chat about his son, who is studying Football in the US… in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen I… You know me well enough by now that I don't need to explain how ludicrous that conversation ends up being, right? in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen I don't know very much about football, is my point. in reply to SorenLorensen #
@richjohnston Good point, actually. Hadn't occurred to me that he'd done it deliberately. Also… hang on… in reply to richjohnston #
I'm working on the assumption that we've only seen around a half-dozen flash-forwards out of around 6 billion… @McKelvie @richjohnston #
@McKelvie True… the flashes were quite delirious, mind. Also, of ones we saw, most were mid-charged-emotional activity… in reply to McKelvie #
So I'm wondering if part of the THING with FlashForward isn't going to be "doesn't matter WHAT you plan, life intervenes". @McKelvie #
At least I hope so, because otherwise they're missing a trick. First episode went well, though, I thought. @McKelvie #
@SorenLorensen It's a new show – 1st episode was last night. EVERYONE on planet blacks out for 2 minutes, & sees a vision of 6 months time. in reply to SorenLorensen #
"Tweet 14961 – @nixsight is complaining that his tongue is disintegrating from eating salty pumpkin seeds. He reaches for another handful." #
@McKelvie I think the problem is that we're kind of used to seeing these lovely big conceptual shows get vaguely frittered away, aren't we? in reply to McKelvie #
@Alfie I didn't mind the dialogue in Heroes nearly as much as I did the just aimless yet circular, awful plotting. in reply to Alfie #
@Alfie Didn't find Jo Fiennes too upsetting… Reminded me a LOT of Colin Cunningham from JPod, actually. & oddly fond of Sonya Walger… in reply to Alfie #
I think I'm a bit in love with John Cho's face, actually. #
@kidbritishmusic Heh… I know… it's sort of a pavlovian response thing, whenever there's a story with a girl in it. in reply to kidbritishmusic #
@SorenLorensen Well, they're thinking they need at least three… in reply to SorenLorensen #
@McKelvie Was thinking Heroes & BSG but yeah, that works too…! & OH MY GOD, the same amount of retarded nonsense being talked on forums… in reply to McKelvie #
FFS FlashForward Forum people… #
In order of how irritable they make me, the answers to some of those retarded questions you FlashForward Forum people asked: #
The agent SAID footage was from webcams, security cams, etc. In answer to your question: Who recorded that footage? I answer You're a cunt. #
How did kid who lived in the world where everyone just had flash of future know the name of woman he had never met? Because you're a twat… #
An animal? Somewhere where you wouldn't expect it? In a show that references Lost & owes something to Twelve Monkeys? OMFG MUST BE ALIENS..! #
…or possibly, also, maybe, it was in captivity somewhere & got released during event? Oh, also, retard! #
Oh & btw, that shared cast member that you're all citing as 1 of reasons why this show might be tied into Lost? Is main reason why it isn't. #
…If you're going to create spin-off series, why use an actress to play a character in one who already PLAYS a prominent one in other? #
BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T, THAT'S WHY! I know it's fun to theorise, but just the TINIEST application of Occam's Razor, helps, here, people… #
@danwellman Did you watch it? There was PLENTY of intrigue in it, without refusing to take what we ACTUALLY see at face value. SCHMUCKS! in reply to danwellman #
@McKelvie I may have just had a FlashForward related breakdown in my timeline. #
@Sulman My tongue hurts… in reply to Sulman #
@danwellman Yup… I use it quite a lot, but mainly only for uh… whichever FTP software it has on it. I work on same 3 pcs all time tho… in reply to danwellman #
@danwellman …so find I've got most software that I need on whichever machine I'm using. But yeah, Portableapps is nice. in reply to danwellman #
@sarahditum Not sure all commenters do! More than once I've seen local paper site commenters refer to their comments as their blogs! in reply to sarahditum #
@danwellman Oh, uh… in reply to danwellman #
SPOILER WARNING for my previous several Tweets about FlashForward… sorry, was trying to be careful, but may have forgot. #
@GeekSyndicate You COULD mention the 1st MOMBComics podcast from last week – I'm on it! It was a pilot effort, but lots of fun… in reply to GeekSyndicate #
@Alfie It had it's moments early on, but I lost interest in season 2. in reply to Alfie #
Oh, @geeksyndicate, you probably caught this, but Primeval no longer axed? http://is.gd/3Mqn1 #
The MOMB Podcast is here: http://is.gd/3Mw9b – listen to the clumsy pilot episode, in time for Thursday's awkward 2nd outing! @GeekSyndicate #
…I probably need to work on my PR skills, huh? Seriously, though, that 1st MOMB Podcast is awesome fun!: http://is.gd/3Mw9b #
@sarahditum True enough. Though some do seem to use comments more as a platform for their own HILARIOUS INSIGHTS than as response to story! in reply to sarahditum #
@sarahditum …& in the process form similar audiences/relationships as some bloggers do with their readers… in reply to sarahditum #
@sarahditum I admit, my tweet was more a response to your tweet than the post it linked to… I went off on a tangent almost immediately. in reply to sarahditum #
@Alfie So at least VAGUELY worth persisting through S3, if only to continue the comfortable feeling of fan-frustration? in reply to Alfie #
@danwellman I thought it was pretty well handled, overall, yeah… There were some pretty awesome moments of spectacle, too. Fans are dumb. in reply to danwellman #
@SorenLorensen Allegedly Chicken Soup cures all ills. Scrofulous, the AIDs, colds, drug addiction… #
@GeekSyndicate Oh, nice… It IS good news, innit? It's a very fun series indeed. #
@SorenLorensen To see the world & find adventure? Oh, you mean yesterday, not, you know, originally? in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen Aha! You obviously just didn't eat enough of it. Actually… hmm… in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen …Just remembered that jelly from other night has made me suspect my previous assumption of your culinary awesomeness… in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen …Is it possible that it wasn't chicken? Or soup? Handy gauge: Did it have chopped nuts in? Or cauliflower? in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen Cups of tea kind of count. Are you in bed? You should be in bed…! in reply to SorenLorensen #
It's… Look, @RedMummy & @SorenLorensen, it wasn't the TASTE of the jelly that was in question, but the un-jellyness of it. It TASTED ace! #
@SorenLorensen I actually really liked the G & T one… the vodka had bits in that made me feel a bit leuch… LEUUCH. Leuch. in reply to SorenLorensen #
@RedMummy For GODS SAKE, WOMAN! You're, like, RIGHT round the corner… can't you go round & MAKE her some? NOW? in reply to RedMummy #
@SorenLorensen Um… that doesn't sound like soup… It sounds more like… Um… something leuchy. LEUCH! in reply to SorenLorensen #
@RedMummy Honestly, I didn't see the Calpol taste in it… it was very much a g & t or vodka taste, with a sexy consistency… in reply to RedMummy #
@RedMummy …& by sexy I mean "Product of sex-making", not "inciteful to sex-making". in reply to RedMummy #
@SorenLorensen Actually, you know, just some honey & lemon and hot water always makes me feel better. Dammit, why aren't I at home? in reply to SorenLorensen #
@RedMummy NUHUH! Wrongo! WRONG! (I think, maybe) in reply to RedMummy #
@SorenLorensen I weep openly, yes. I weep for all the poor little limes… in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen AHAHAHA! All they want is to have a good lime! in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen It's phonetically descriptive of noise I'm thinking of. Not "Yuck, tastes bad" – "Mm, tastes good but BITS under TONGUE!" in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen The same thing happens with those husky bits in popcorn. in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen I was far too ready to just not go to work to actually prepare healthy stuffs to bring with. I'm RUBBISH. in reply to SorenLorensen #
OH MY GOD I AM IN A CONVERSATION WITH WOMENS WHO CAN WRITE A TREAT BUT NOT UNDERSTAND A SIMILE/METAPHOR! GAH! #
@RedMummy Not PRODUCT of Sex-making… Like A product of sex-making… @belle_lulu has got it! in reply to RedMummy #
I mean – & hope @SorenLorensen understands – that the alcohol jelly tasted lovely but was roughly consistency of ejaculate. BOWLS OF IT. #
WACKY BUKKAKE! #
@RedMummy The bit where you're ALL WRONG! And now I want chicken soup. in reply to RedMummy #
& now I want chicken soup. My gran makes this stuff, Avgo… Avvo… Eggy Lemon soup, I call it. I don't know how to make it, but want it… #
…@ellesergi, @soullastylianou, do YOU know how to make Avgo… avvo… FUCK! Eggy lemony soup? #
@SorenLorensen I… actually don't know what she's talking about! in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen DM or that thrice deleted sentence didn't happen… in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen Girl One really DOES hope we have a family of daughters. MUST introduce her to @belle_lulu's girls, actually. in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen Someone said when you have a son, you only have to worry about 1 cock – have a girl & you have to worry about ALL of them! in reply to SorenLorensen #
@RedMummy Bingo! Exactly! Love Juice Jelly! Wacky Bukkake n' Tang! Lumpy Citrus Genital Soup! in reply to RedMummy #
@belle_lulu Never did, never shall… Not tripping, neither. Tired, & feeling yucky, & haven't you noticed that I'm ALWAYS like this? in reply to belle_lulu #
@belle_lulu (I'm not sure G1 sees it that way…) in reply to belle_lulu #
@bloggerheads She had a miscarriage live on his radio show? in reply to bloggerheads #
@SorenLorensen Yes… YES! That's exactly what I was trying to say! in reply to SorenLorensen #
Oh, gosh… there is an ongoing conversation that I have got VERY far behind, here, with @RedMummy, @belle_lulu & @SorenLorensen… #
@RedMummy Re: Could Josh be their Uncle. I don't know. My family is huge, so I suppose anything's possible in that confused family tree… in reply to RedMummy #
@RedMummy It's more likely that you're lot are tangled up in MY family bush than in Girl One's shrubbery. in reply to RedMummy #
@belle_lulu No, so that she knows how it works out, practically. Your girls are stupidly cute. Older one is creative like I want mine to be. in reply to belle_lulu #
@belle_lulu Of course, I'll be proud of them however they turn out but it'll be better if they're not totally shit, right? in reply to belle_lulu #
'Course, that statement I made about parents of daughters having to worry about ALL the cocks also applies to gay sons. Wasn't v.inclusive. #
@CaminoHolidays Sorry, didn't see your reply in my timeline. Hadn't intended to behave in exclusive manner. Though think it's fair to say… in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@CaminoHolidays If the REST of someone's timeline is relatively grammar, punctuation or syntax consistent, the block-caps one may be irony. in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@belle_lulu I know… They won't be totally shit. I will BEAT IT OUT OF THEM! Uh… no, I won't. I will nurture them in my bosom. in reply to belle_lulu #
@CaminoHolidays Having said that, I did JUST use "you're" when I meant "your", so I should probably be whipped. in reply to CaminoHolidays #
I just got Internetted, by the way. My syntax was criticised by someone. But they spelled it "sintax". Actually, IS there a "Sin Tax"? #
@Sulman Oh dear… I think I may be overdue a payment…! in reply to Sulman #
God, I love You Look Nice Today! http://is.gd/3MDYz #
@Chris_TOMP Heh… my biggest language pet peeve is when people complain about other people's language usage… in reply to Chris_TOMP #
@georgelondon Do YOU know how to make it? But you're a boy…! in reply to georgelondon #
@georgelondon No, I went from chicken soup to avgolemoni. If I'd been talking drachana, THAT would have been because of ejaculate. in reply to georgelondon #
@georgelondon Oooh… may nab that recipe off you. Actually, that Chinese soup – uh… egg? – is consistency of ejaculate & DELICIOUS! in reply to georgelondon #
@belle_lulu Are you sure? in reply to belle_lulu #
@belle_lulu It's not THAT bad… & don't worry… you should know that it won't be seen by anybody who wasn't there. G1 hasn't even seen it! in reply to belle_lulu #
…Yet. #
@georgelondon Heh… ooh, nice idea… though I'd probably lose momentum after the three or four things I remember…! in reply to georgelondon #
Out of interest, what does everybody else call the folder on their PC with all the porn in? I call mine "The Internet"… #
@CaminoHolidays Hah… I prefer not to be corrected, but yeah, light whipping for fun. in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@Mykx Teehee! in reply to Mykx #
@georgelondon Snarf! in reply to georgelondon #
@mrtonylee Alan Partridge… in reply to mrtonylee #
@mrtonylee Actually, you know, I probably know this. Got a big book about ALL different angels at home, prep for a comic I've not written. in reply to mrtonylee #
@CaminoHolidays Hah! Tragically, that's probably all I've got. I am ALL TALK! in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@belle_lulu It's a Real file… stupid phone uses Real, so you may need Real Alternative – which is safer than Real Player. in reply to belle_lulu #
@belle_lulu Best bet is to download it to your computer, as well, if you haven't. Or I could put it up on YouTube for you? in reply to belle_lulu #
Oh my god, Adam & Joe downloaded! #
@belle_lulu Tehre was more immediately afterward, where I essentially made the joke that you're suggesting… I AM FUNNY! in reply to belle_lulu #
@belle_lulu Also, I needed a wee! NOT love wee. in reply to belle_lulu #
@SoullaStylianou People were talking about Chicken soup and it made me nostalgic for eggylemony. in reply to SoullaStylianou #
@BeaucoupKevin You know, that baby stands a MUCH better chance at life if it isn't allowed to set the timetable for it's life right now… in reply to BeaucoupKevin #
Babies don't know how to schedule shit. They are practically retarded in this area. It's what they need parent brains for. @BeaucoupKevin #
@SorenLorensen Hah! Open invite, huh? in reply to SorenLorensen #
OH MY GOD! I am TOTALLY being given a recipe for avgolemoni by DM… Awesome! Thanks, @SoullaStylianou… #
@CaminoHolidays No, not American. I use the term because I choose to use the term, but I don't see it as insulting, I see it as descriptive. in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@CaminoHolidays One of the beautiful things about Twitter is that nobody but NOBODY is forced to read anything that offends them. in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@Specsneedaclean There aren't all that many people who live in caves and AREN'T hermits. Unless you count Osama Bin Laden. Redundancy, dear! in reply to Specsneedaclean #
@RedMummy It's a chicken stock based egg and lemon soup. It is LOVELY. in reply to RedMummy #
They need to create a bot that picks up on self-righteous, sanctimonious & unwelcome criticism on Twitter. That would be a fun follow. #
…Also, a bot that recognises irony. That would be useful. Mind, it'd be hard to program a bot when most HUMANS can't pick it up. #
@RedMummy It wouldn't REALLY be a fun follow. It would be a pain in the arse. Just like the initial tweets it retweeted. in reply to RedMummy #
@SoullaStylianou YAY I GOT IT! Thankyou! in reply to SoullaStylianou #
@idsharman bloody hell… @rivkajacobs is a positive influence on you indeed…! in reply to idsharman #
@Sulman Nobody important! in reply to Sulman #
@Sulman Just another drive-by, I reckon. Not a known quantity! in reply to Sulman #

2009-09-28 Digital Breadcrumbs

digital breadcrumb 12:21 28/09/09

A bunch of kids, all belonging to same foppish dad, just got on this #replacementbusservice. #
…At least 1 person is incontinence young, or incontinence old, on this #replacementbusservice… #
1 of 4 kids is Jordan. Another, Malaki. My guess is? Christians! #replacementbusservice #
Suspect 2 girls that giggled at me sleeping yesterday are at front of #replacementbusservice #
…with added cocky teen boytwat in tow. Soddem! #
iPod throwing up Los Campos, TMBG & Laura Marling classics, & #replacementbusservice gets underway! #
Southampton 23 miles. #
Lykke Li is keeping me company, with apocalyptic Ennio Morricone infused love-pop. #
TMBG Weep Day is just a totally lovely onion of a song. Go find now! #
Also, Ben Folds Frown Song has left me cold, but something must have happened cos I've unlocked it! #
Just saw an ACTUAL proper gipsy fortune teller caravan, with nearby grazing horse. Utterly charmed! #
This latest Regina Spektor album is very, very slowly winning me over. #
This #replacementbusservice just started smelling like #recycledfood. By which I mean #poo. #
Finally at Romsey, on train, ready to go! Usual vibrations feel better even than usual! #
Home! #
@RedMummy There was no singing. There was, for the most part, just sleepiness on all counts. in reply to RedMummy #
@purseonality It really really did truly happen. in reply to purseonality #
@purseonality It really really did truly happen, I promise! in reply to purseonality #
BTW, I posted a story that I particularly enjoyed on EW this week: The Obvious Ethical Question – http://bit.ly/zW7bN – please read & share! #
Totally Polanskied – http://bit.ly/dr3SL – (Reference mainly for the benefit of @steevbishop & @Sulman) #
@SorenLorensen I feel AWESOME, so I win! I suspect, you know, that you made it to So'ton this afternoon earlier than I did! in reply to SorenLorensen #
Is EVERYBODY having trouble with Gmail these days, or is it just me? #
@RedMummy It's RUBBISH! in reply to RedMummy #
@RedMummy That's just what my chat says… I don't use it that much. But the mail is being really sticky for me. in reply to RedMummy #
@georgelondon Just it totally not working properly, actually. Long lag time, stalling completely… in reply to georgelondon #
@SorenLorensen Was thinking more Toxic – http://bit.ly/12WJdh in reply to SorenLorensen #
Ladies, Gentlemen, anyone had positive/negative experience of any free/cheap podcasting services? Ones you've actually used? #
@georgelondon I'll try to ask again in the morning, but there ARE people online in the world at this time of night. You pickle. in reply to georgelondon #
@georgelondon I sure am, baby! in reply to georgelondon #
The MOMB Comics 1st podcast has a proper home here: http://bit.ly/44bt3 . Great fun doing it… Let them know what you think at the site! #
@georgelondon My latest Elephant Words piece? in reply to georgelondon #
@BeaucoupKevin Oh, man… I TOTALLY spaced on your surname on the Podcast we did last week. Ended up namechecking Chris Sims & not you. in reply to BeaucoupKevin #
@georgelondon On Google at mo… in reply to georgelondon #
@georgelondon Oh, yes, it is. I was quite chuffed with it, so glad you liked it! in reply to georgelondon #
@BeaucoupKevin Hah! You almost swear like a proper person! Nice one! (Next time… It will be done!) in reply to BeaucoupKevin #
@SorenLorensen Yu-huh… Arrived a little after 7pm. How you doing this morning? in reply to SorenLorensen #
RT @sispurrier: Happy Yummy Kipper, chosen ones. Another miserable cocking Monday, everyone else. #
Was mildly concerned that the hangover I DIDN'T get yesterday hit this morning, & then I remembered that I felt lousy Fri/Sat morning… #
…this says A LOT about the numbing, restorative powers of alcohol. #
@Specsneedaclean It was accepted, but then, you'd hope so – we ended up just going with the asking price after silly negotiation process! in reply to Specsneedaclean #
@Specsneedaclean I think I forgot to mention it because was wondering whether it will fall through! in reply to Specsneedaclean #
"Ohahaha I get it Paul. Back on that old 'Time Is Money' kick, right?" "Not back on it, Joe, still on it." #
Oh, blimey… it is ALL spam accounts, all the time up in this shit… #
@loscampesinos I am going absolutely nuts with anticipation of that Joiners gig. So it's going to be heaving, too, huh? in reply to loscampesinos #
@belle_lulu @SorenLorensen Incidentally, having reviewed video evidence, didn't plan to share, but now DEFINITELY won't be… #
@belle_lulu @SorenLorensen … My baying for MORE strippery dancing over the soundtrack reflects more poorly on me than anyone else… #
@lordwinchester I haven't seen this many since my *probably hallucinated* time in 'Nam! in reply to lordwinchester #
Lunch! With @acheverton! Oh, dear, sweet lordy, I hope he's had a shave! #
@SorenLorensen So much for decorum! in reply to SorenLorensen #
@lordwinchester Huzzah! You, sir, are a wag! in reply to lordwinchester #
@belle_lulu The idea is never all THAT far from the front of my head, missus. in reply to belle_lulu #
@SorenLorensen That's ok… was visiting with @acheverton, so had plenty to occupy me! We got the best seats over near the window… in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen …but it did mean that you'd only have been able to see the top of my head! I did go past you but you were deep in chat… in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen (Almost nudged you, but can't trust hand/eye at mo – couldn't be sure the nudge would have remained appropriate…!) in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen Oh, you were awesome… but either Andy or I (me, I reckon) bellowed to stop giggling & dance at beginning. Most undignified! in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen Heh… the window upstairs, silly! When I say the best spot, I really do mean for looking at girls… Uh… street people! in reply to SorenLorensen #
@LordWinchester Those are by far the best kind. in reply to LordWinchester #
@SorenLorensen You say tomato, I say tomato… in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen (One of my favourite moments of the weekend was your reaction to the video… ) in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen Cringe, cringe, cringe, pause, "actually, I'm quite a mover", cringe… in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen I disagree! You're a slapper who CAN dance, after a pint of Calpol jelly. in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen …Uh… I don't think you're a slapper. in reply to SorenLorensen #
Oh my giddy gordon – Y The Last Man Deluxe Book 1 is finally in stock again at Amazon! – http://is.gd/3KJgF – Can't recommend this enough! #
@belle_lulu You are relentless! I've told you about 7 or 8 times that it's for PERSONAL USE. PERSONAL… *nervous tongue-flick* …USE! in reply to belle_lulu #
@SorenLorensen But for what it's worth, you're MY KIND of slapper! in reply to SorenLorensen #
@belle_lulu She'd say: Please don't put that nervous tongue away. in reply to belle_lulu #
@belle_lulu …And then she'd ask to see the video. And I will say "NO! Dammit, woman, there have to be SOME things that are JUST MINE!" in reply to belle_lulu #
@RedMummy I haven't EVER admonished anyone for the way that they tweet. I may have disagreed with something you actually SAID, mind. in reply to RedMummy #
@RedMummy …But that was all in the past, & no-one ever achieved anything good by dredging up what's gone before. Let's just be friends…! in reply to RedMummy #
A very wise man once said "Those who remember the past will be destined to forever end up repeating them anyway", @RedMummy. #
@belle_lulu Teehee… in reply to belle_lulu #
@RedMummy Oh really? Is THAT how the saying goes? Silly me. (Sigh!) in reply to RedMummy #
If your past was THAT good, you'd still be living there. (@RedMummy, but good enough advice all the way around, I reckon.) #
@SorenLorensen That CAN'T be news to you, surely? in reply to SorenLorensen #
@RedMummy If you think that, than you're either claiming lack of responsibility or that your decision-making is getting progressively worse. in reply to RedMummy #
@RedMummy …& if THAT'S the case, the decision to think the past was somehow so much better is based on that slowly worsening insight. in reply to RedMummy #
@RedMummy Me, I'm getting smarter! in reply to RedMummy #
@belle_lulu Heh… interestingly, the Vodka Jelly wasn't the BEST thing that happened to me that night. Talkin' F.L.O.O.R.S.H.O.W! in reply to belle_lulu #
@belle_lulu I'm being gentle, wha? Can't believe you let that Tongue thing pass you by! in reply to belle_lulu #
@belle_lulu The thing about… With Girl One… The don… never mind. I was being HILARIOUS! in reply to belle_lulu #
@RedMummy Heh… you got that right. in reply to RedMummy #
@BeaucoupKevin Hey! Fuck those OTHER people. I'M enjoying She Died In Terrebonne, too, & I'm, like, awesome. in reply to BeaucoupKevin #
@SorenLorensen Hah! Forgot that you like piña colada! But you lie! Your silence can be bought for red bull & anti-freeze, & you know it! in reply to SorenLorensen #
@idsharman You're ABSOLUTELY sure it was a paedophile, & not just a sad-faced guy called Peter File? That happens ALL THE TIME! in reply to idsharman #

2009-09-27 Digital Breadcrumbs

digital breadcrumb 12:21 27/09/09

On way to see @belle_lulu. THAT was an adventure! Replacement bus, & cab that cost more than train! #
Now enjoying what feels like a well-earned customary wateriest-lager available. #
Barman joking about wife possibly having deserting him. He called me 'young man' so in my good books! #
At station, 2 15-odd girls harrassed a hapless lad on the end of a phone to do their bidding… #
…they seemed to be offering drunken debauchery but he was stranded, having spent out on some chips. #
Nice pub. Waitress is cute, barman jovial, other punters friendly. It MUST harbour dark secrets! #
Watching @belle_lulu & @sorenlorensen having a motherfuckin dance-off… #
… I have NO idea why we objectify women so! #

2009-09-26 Digital Breadcrumbs

digital breadcrumb 12:21 26/09/09

@Specsneedaclean I think it was the fact that you were actually MENTIONING Christmas being 13 weeks away! in reply to Specsneedaclean #
@Specsneedaclean Oh dear oh dear! in reply to Specsneedaclean #

2009-09-25 Digital Breadcrumbs

digital breadcrumb 12:21 25/09/09

http://twitpic.com/iyif8 – Love this type of day. Love this time of day. #
@Specsneedaclean @RivkaJacobs @Sulman Heh… glad you all liked/found something to say about that photo…! #
Just (about half an hour ago) got back from recording the first MOMB podcast with the MOMB chaps. Lots of fun. I probably sound retarded. #
So no real change there. #
@DimitriMOMB Do I? Huh. A HANDSOME retard? in reply to DimitriMOMB #
@georgelondon Eh? You're being silly, huh? in reply to georgelondon #
@jhewlett Have to say that if you don't know the chap, it ceases to be your problem. Tho it's possible that I'm not the best moral compass. in reply to jhewlett #
Ladies, Gentlemen, the 1st MOMB podcast. About comics. & that. http://bit.ly/rXnQj – Oh, by the way, I'm on it. Worth mentioning, right? #
@acheverton Not being a Twonk, no. At mo, either have to save or open file. BUT if you subscribe to it, should be able to play it in reader. in reply to acheverton #
@acheverton I think the chaps are looking at making it a bit easier to get at in next couple of days. in reply to acheverton #
@georgelondon MOMB is the Monkey On My Back website, which is about comics. I am contributing to their podcasts, though not the site. in reply to georgelondon #
@RedMummy I know… that IS quite impressive! in reply to RedMummy #
@mattfraction Recorded our 1st, quite raw, podcast today, & I may have geeked out a tad on Iron Man. Which is not something I do these days. in reply to mattfraction #
@acheverton TUt, don't be mean… it isn't THAT unusual a flaw, for a). For b), this is all new ground for us. C) It's an issue with host… in reply to acheverton #
@acheverton …The feeling was, it was more important to get the 1st one done, as it's out of our comfort zones, & work out kinks later. in reply to acheverton #
@acheverton Oh! You mean you hadn't actually found the… I thought you were just being a picky fucker! in reply to acheverton #
Morning, me laddios. And, uh… lady-ohs? What's got two thumbs and is seriously knackered this morning? #
Is it lame to get irritated when a colleague tries to school me on a task that they've just discovered but I'VE been doing for 2 years… #
Or should I take it as a sign that I don't proclaim loudly enough the tasks I do that I've figured are just bread-&-butter job desc. stuff? #
I am totally swigging Red Bull with one hand, & black instant coffee with sugar with the other, you guys! If there's a wagon, I'm off it. #
@jonronson That would look totally bad-ass, in the hands of an action hero type. You make it look oddly quaint… in reply to jonronson #
@jonronson (Mind you, I'm similar. Just the act of putting a dangerous looking weapon in my hands immediately makes it look ineffectual.) in reply to jonronson #
I LOVE that we actually have a REAL unit called Mickey Mouse Studies, here. When I worked in FE, the demo site I created was Disney Studies. #
@ElleSergi Oh, well done you, surviving another year! Happy birthday and all that! in reply to ElleSergi #
Anyone writers interested in doing a 6 week stint at Elephant Words? There's 1 spot! Contact me here (DM for pref) if you know someone! #
"Anyone writers"? Apparently English is my second language today. That's totally a "previous draft artifact"! It SHOULD read: #
@ElleSergi Oooh, don't you know about Elephant Words? It's a site I've been running for a couple of years. Hang on. Here: http://is.gd/3EPcM in reply to ElleSergi #
@Sulman Oh, funk. Have I missed this special offer? Back at desk, so shout me if you're about, mon brere. in reply to Sulman #
@ElleSergi Oh, god, I hope so (on the funny!) – generally, they've been fiction, but we've done poetry & whatnot, too… in reply to ElleSergi #
@danwellman Hah! I'm such a dick! (Phew… really thought I was going to write "I'm suck a dick!" by mistake…!) in reply to danwellman #
@georgelondon From Sunday next… so uh… two days time…? Though 1st piece due Wednesday… (I think you could manage it, probs!) in reply to georgelondon #
For those who might be interested, a typical EW 6 week schedule runs like this: http://is.gd/3EYYa. @georgelondon @ElleSergi #
@acheverton Don't know 'bout that. New windows may be bad form, but it's dangerous to assume that all users understand tabbed browsing. in reply to acheverton #
@Specsneedaclean Oh dear god, woman…! in reply to Specsneedaclean #
I've only briefly looked at @philkirby's work on his alphabet project, but what I DID read was LOVELY! #
@ElleSergi Aww, why not…? Did you get the stripper I sent? in reply to ElleSergi #
@kevinpollak Hello! Caught you & @feliciaday talking about procrastination with writing – I suffered it so badly I had to force a solution! in reply to kevinpollak #
@kevinpollak I set up Elephant Words – http://is.gd/3EPcM – to force myself, using peer-pressure & a punishing schedule, to just dang WRITE! in reply to kevinpollak #
@kevinpollak If you have a few minutes to read some great & varied prose, I can recommend it! – http://is.gd/3FdpC in reply to kevinpollak #
@acheverton Yay! She is AWESOME! in reply to acheverton #
@georgelondon Dude… you should totally do it. Frankly, if I can! in reply to georgelondon #

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digital breadcrumb 12:21 24/09/09

@Sulman Hah… You're in one of those "no-wanking" offices, aren't you? I swear, it's political correctness gone mad… in reply to Sulman #
Somebody recognised me based on the photo @steevbishop just tweeted about. I… don't remember them at all. Which is dreadful of me… #
@Sulman Hmm… true enough. Gosh, it's so confusing when old people turn up like that. in reply to Sulman #
Mornin'! There's a trail of almost-definitely-blood from Charlotte Place to at least the front of Uni. I find it creepy & oddly intriguing. #
@imjustmike I wondered that… but there was an awful lot of it, & in the few places where it wasn't dry, it looked too… uh… wet? in reply to imjustmike #
@imjustmike …Honestly, the morbid little chap in my head has decided that blood is more interesting, so I may be interpreting it wrong! in reply to imjustmike #
My thoughts exactly, @basilmcneck. I almost blew off work to go look. But had visions of bled-out tramp at end of trail, & couldn't face it. #
@jhewlett But… but it's Thursday! Just checked – no clues on Facebook. But then, are there ever…? in reply to jhewlett #
@jhewlett Oop. Of COURSE there was resolution further up my timeline. STUPID internet-unfriendly brain! in reply to jhewlett #
@MOMBTWEETS OH HELLS YES! in reply to MOMBTWEETS #
Project Wonderful ads at Elephant Words currently free! Go! Advermatise! – http://is.gd/3COtV #
@Sulman Up until now, I'd considered that they were mostly cute & noisy, but had failed to see the darker fact that they are full of blood! in reply to Sulman #
Did I already say? There's a hole in each of my shoes. Proper cartoon hobo holes. They make me feel closer to the Earth, our Mother! #
Oh yes, @Specsneedaclean. It's all that I knew. And it's letting in water. It's LETTING IN WATER. Oh, woah. #
@georgelondon You'd have thought so, but no other signs of kebab insides. Not impossible, though. Closer to chilli consistency than ketchup. in reply to georgelondon #
@georgelondon …But we are one of the more violent towns per head in Britain, apparently… in reply to georgelondon #
@georgelondon It does, doesn't it? Mind you, is tramp American originally, to? My favourite is "a homeless". in reply to georgelondon #
"TOO" NOT "TO", you UNRELENTING PRICK! #
@hattiehattie Yay… welcome back! in reply to hattiehattie #
@steevbishop (I did have images of someone spilling bits of their kebab but loving it too much & having to descend on it in a fervour…) in reply to steevbishop #
@georgelondon Oh yes…. generally speaking. Though… uh… I'm probably not supposed to talk about it. in reply to georgelondon #
@georgelondon I think so. Hobos are the ones with magic powers, right? That can fly, sent by God, halos, like that? in reply to georgelondon #
RT @Sulman: STOP grammartime (Hah… awesome!) #
@belle_lulu Oh, well done, you! Congratulamations! in reply to belle_lulu #
@sarahditum Huh. Despite predictable IMDB whiners, I'll not be happy until ALL movie sex is real sex, like in 9 Songs… in reply to sarahditum #
@sarahditum …More & more movies have unnecessary sex, & yet the sex montage DOESN'T CHANGE AT ALL with time. Team America all the way! in reply to sarahditum #
@belle_lulu Heh… spanky monkey! in reply to belle_lulu #
"I'm no superhero, but it didn't stop me saving the world twice yesterday. And by world I meant America, just like the movies." @ElleSergi #
@sarahditum But… no, but… But that isn't what I meant AT ALL! in reply to sarahditum #
@sarahditum (Actually, quite interesting thing about 9 Songs is how differently male actor is considered in public eye than female actor.) in reply to sarahditum #
My manager's technique for better distributing the support workload so I don't have to do so much of it has been… counter-productive. #
@serafinowicz Oh, hahahah! Ahaha! Ha! That was worth waiting for? Sorry, I mean "That was worth waiting for!". Probably. in reply to serafinowicz #
@charlottelydia It's actually fucking incredible, isn't it? Universities are great. Teams of any more than 1 are incapable of consensus. in reply to charlottelydia #
@charlottelydia Heh… yeah, that sounds a bit too familiar for my liking. in reply to charlottelydia #
I think @Sulman is engaging in a peculiar meta-joke, for his own amusement. It amused me! #
@jonronson At lunch @Sulman said that Spaced could EASILY have come out as pretentious, but instead managed to be lovely… in reply to jonronson #
@jonronson I reckon that had Spaced had less heart, & been more pretentious, it would have badly influenced a generation of other comedies. in reply to jonronson #
@jonronson …Uh, as opposed to influencing them goodly, the way it did. that point made a LOT more sense at lunchtime. in reply to jonronson #
@georgelondon Things certainly ain't what they used to be. Brother, there's too many people dying. What's going on? – http://is.gd/3D8pP in reply to georgelondon #
@belle_lulu Oh gosh… her stuff is lovely. in reply to belle_lulu #

2009-09-23 Digital Breadcrumbs

digital breadcrumb 12:21 23/09/09

At Tuesday Tweetup. MOMB guys, where are you? #
Am feeling a pleasant buzz from the Corona at #TuesdayTweetup. Feel funny! #
@jupitusphillip Good line-up… Sorry if I'm way behind, mind, but: Guest presenter? Is Mr Amstel away, or dead, or quitted? in reply to jupitusphillip #
Tweetup was big fun. Finally got to meet @danwellman, who I should have known already. Also, @imjustmike. Ta to @tuesdaytweetup for nice do! #
@steevbishop & @sulman were same as always… utterly lovely. They kept the mockery under control, & I didn't even get arrested this time. #
@buxtontheblue It's a lovely film, isn't it? Never quite resorts to cliches the way you'd expect it to… in reply to buxtontheblue #
Is anything as evocative as a child’s toys, neatly arranged, & covered in blood? I consider this, then set to the task at hand. #TCTC #
@josiefraser Oh, wow… I… think I may have watched c-beams somewhere around there, once. Hard to say… it was dark, they were glittery. in reply to josiefraser #
@georgelondon Aww… he seems really sweet. When translations go bad, huh? in reply to georgelondon #
I know I keep talking about how it doesn't do to be smug, but: http://is.gd/3AQzf... COME ON! Making it FAR too easy… #
Taking a while to get up to speed this morning, but @steevbishop, @Sulman & @georgelondon are cranking my funny chain! #
@georgelondon Balls… Will address it… sorry! in reply to georgelondon #
I know I keep talking about how it doesn't do to be smug, but: http://is.gd/3AQzf … COME ON! Making it FAR too easy… #
Oh, god! @samwisemoss just exposed me to this. It is horrid X-Factor, but also social commentary: http://is.gd/3AUK6 … #
…Within it you can see every relationship that British populace has ever had with truly crappy reality stars, compressed dramatically… #
http://is.gd/3AUK6 – they start off laughing derisively, but something weird happens around 3:00, & they start rooting for him. Ridiculous! #
Ha! @Sulman tweeted this earlier on, but I only just got round to listening to it – http://is.gd/3AWkF – It is awesomely awful…! #
There was a new AutoTune The News? A couple of weeks back? With Alexa Chung? How did I miss that? – http://is.gd/3AWO6 #
(Okay, I admit, they're generally a bit better WITHOUT Alexa, but new autotune is always awesome…) #
Most people don't get to do a job that they really love. But then, most people don't get paid to go back in time & kill Nazis. #TCTC #
@philkirby Why, thankyou, sir… and how are you? It seems like ages since we last spoke! in reply to philkirby #
@camiknickers Narnia? in reply to camiknickers #
@camiknickers So NOT Narnia? Hope you didn't scald anything irreplacable…! in reply to camiknickers #
Mary's Prayer was playing in Greggs. Danny Wilson? I found myself un-ironically singing along in my head-case. And now… Pasties! #
http://is.gd/3B5q8 – there you go… Mary's Prayer by Danny Wilson. My gift to you all. #
But… but why are YOU riddled with self-doubt? You're @rhodri! Off Twitter! #
@Eamon_ Spider-Man…? Fuck, this seems to have passed me by… well done, sir. in reply to Eamon_ #
@rhodri Oh… Was that in relation to what I said? #
@louobedlam Jeez, Lou, you're killing me here. #
Ladies, Gentlemen – if you like beautiful photos of beautiful people (mainly womens), then you should totally be following @louobedlam… #
… @louobedlam's photos have crisp & moist quality to them that's probably why I've ended up using them for drawing practice so often. #
@steevbishop Teehee, by the way, teehee! Pasty related pop commentary! Yay! #
@rhodri What… the… Fuck… Is… That? in reply to rhodri #
http://is.gd/3B95I – What? What the fuck? What? Is this actually… what? This is… a promotional thing? But… how does it work? #
…I'm pretty sure they're actually all just speaking in tongues… #
…& it was nice of them to invite the black dude along, but it was cruel to so obviously lock away all of the real valuables. #
@Sulman But real what? I am VERY bewildered by their approach… in reply to Sulman #
@Sulman It's so weird that it ends up not even being funny… in reply to Sulman #
@Sulman Oh, jeez… how the fuck do these people draw greater salaries than us? in reply to Sulman #
@Sulman Will there be whores-dervs? Or canopys? Or free booze? in reply to Sulman #
Blimey. Just sent an e-mail to @iamschmurgen. Signing off, I realised that both he & I sign off with just our 1st name & exclamation mark… #
…It reads like a particularly shouty & enthusiastic exchange between 2 mental patients. Schmurgen is a foreign, so has excuse, but not I! #
@BeaucoupKevin Hah! It's already a Nick & Girl One Ridiculous Injoke. Girl One has almost unnerving love for that movie, btw… in reply to BeaucoupKevin #
Plants Vs Zombies – 14 Levels free to play in your browser. Oh Yes. – http://is.gd/3Bk7I #
Because @RivkaJacobs wanted to see it: mixTape – http://is.gd/3Bkpl – Officially the most stupidly ambitious piece of writing I've done. #
Earlier, one of my colleagues actually said: "…you ejaculated with such force & noise!" to me. I. Swear. To. God. #
@DimitriMOMB @Specsneedaclean They… didn't mean it sexually, bizarrely enough! #

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@RivkaJacobs Oh, ha! I don't know about that… Having licensed characters in the photo did reduce options for interpretation… in reply to RivkaJacobs #
@RivkaJacobs …But I think we did okay! No need to worry! in reply to RivkaJacobs #
@SorenLorensen …Your toe is very long? :/ in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen I didn't notice anything PARTICULARLY freakish about your toes… will keep an eye out for signs of mutation when I see you. in reply to SorenLorensen #
@RivkaJacobs I don't know that there's any particular problem… just saying that most of the toys have pre-existing narrative connotations. in reply to RivkaJacobs #
@RivkaJacobs …But I think we each probably treated them as abstract – "Bunch o toys" – rather than what specifically they were, anyway… in reply to RivkaJacobs #
@RivkaJacobs I think it's wise to avoid actual corporate properties, but other than that any image is fine, really. in reply to RivkaJacobs #
@RivkaJacobs You don't have to worry about it that much at all! The other writers will find a way, no matter what! in reply to RivkaJacobs #
@SorenLorensen You… keep power tools in your bedside drawer? That doesn't seem very safe… #
Oooh, ladies: Need a sex toy, but short on cash? A wasp trapped in a cigar tube can be a cheap alternative… #
…To change settings, simply aggravate the wasp to varying degrees. #
@CathyCarter Oh goodness no! Why would a gentleman have need of such a thing? Also, I can't abide wasps. I am merely looking out for ladies! in reply to CathyCarter #
@RedMummy You're not thinking! The Dragons would never go for an idea with such little fiscal return. Those guys aren't looking out for us. in reply to RedMummy #
Finished Banditos Los Brohos. It has prompted me to re-install Company of Heroes. Suspect this is a faulty enterprise… #
…Vaguely prepared to have a mental collapse every time one of my soldiers is taken out, this time round. #
@RedMummy But the whole point of the venture is that you can't charge for it! in reply to RedMummy #
@thoughtmecca I got about three paragraphs in before having to give up to bleeding ears. in reply to thoughtmecca #
@simonpegg After reading that Stephen King story, I daren't order anything because there's a chance you won't be coming back… in reply to simonpegg #
I'm perplexed by Lily Allen's apparent stance on piracy. The 1st I heard of her was a mixtape she shared on MySpace FULL of other's music… #
…With no obvious credit or attribution. #
Feeling a little bit helpless in the face of Estate Agent/Seller shenaniganry. #
Is it usual practice for a seller with lots of similar offers to ask for everyone's highest offer by a specific deadline? #
(We know what we were willing to go up to, & would have been happy to go up to it, but feeling a bit scammed by the mechanism.) #
@Sulman Oh, it's a particular situation with a particular house that has me momentarily buggled. You about for lunch? in reply to Sulman #
@Sulman We do really want it. I'd go as far as to say that we're happy to pay asking price, because we are. Just a bit fucked off at tactic. in reply to Sulman #
@Sulman I mean ACTUALLY happy, not just willing. in reply to Sulman #
@Sulman The ONLY plus side is that if we DON'T get it, it massively shortens the length of time the whole process will take. in reply to Sulman #
@davidbaillie Senser? in reply to davidbaillie #
@davidbaillie Hah! That is one of my favourite jokes EVER. & I just think the way England sales work is just designed to maximise stress. in reply to davidbaillie #
@davidbaillie Eject, Age Of Panic, like that? in reply to davidbaillie #
http://is.gd/3yFt1 – Time to make the switch, make the switch, ya'll. A bit of Senser for Mr @davidbaillie #
@davidbaillie Do you already own? Or have you become a hobo? in reply to davidbaillie #
Sinks to the bottom like a fucked up boat, @davidbaillie, it sinks to the bottom like a fucked up boat. Step to me when I hit ya. #
This Senser kick led me back to this: Looking Down The Barrel Of A Gun – BEASTIES! – http://is.gd/3yGpq #
http://is.gd/3yHa0 – Something's Got To Give – Beasties obviously share my peculiar hippy war fetishism. All good but the smashy gun. #
Oh my god… that's TWO of my favourite jokes used by other people this morning… #
"Sorry I can't help with your estate agents woes… All I know is that proper tea is theft." – @davidbaillie: #
"Q. What did the Buddhist Monk say to the Burger man? A. Make me one with everything" – @georgelondon: #
http://is.gd/3yHBw – Prob my favourite Beasties video/song combo. Cos I like the way they dance…! #
@georgelondon It isn't an awful idea… Just would have preferred not to have it sprung on us. Course, in Scotland the seller does survey..? in reply to georgelondon #
@georgelondon I'd say that's almost certainly phishing. "If you're expecting this call"? What? in reply to georgelondon #
@Bournemouthecho Aww, man… that's depressing. Looks gruesome, too… Who's joking? Have comments been moderated? in reply to Bournemouthecho #
Happy Birthday, @belle_lulu! (Well prompted, @SorenLorensen!) Looking forward to the weekend?? xx #
@acheverton It certainly feels like it, though I've been told that it's not unusual. Annoyingly, we're happy to pay the asking price. Games! in reply to acheverton #
@purseonality Wha? What did I do? in reply to purseonality #
For those following house nonsense… will prob think we're idiots but we put in offer at asking price. We're fairly sure it's a good price, #
… & were always willing to pay it. Ultimately, didn't want to risk that it isn't just the agent playing games. #
(Also, did it before I started tweeting about it, so if you've advised against it, don't be downhearted… I didn't ignore you!) #
@Specsneedaclean @georgelondon Well, we would have liked to have got a few grand off. If time wasn't getting short, would have played more. in reply to Specsneedaclean #
@georgelondon What are the chances of that happening, eh? in reply to georgelondon #
http://is.gd/3z5Al – How does Tom Cruise still manage to actually be an alright actor? He's utterly bampot! #
Recent gaming posts at @geeksyndicate: Bomberman! – http://is.gd/3z5Ky & The Saboteur – http://is.gd/3z5M4... go, read, have fun! #
@Specsneedaclean Trying not to love it TOO much. But we can definitely see ourselves in it. in reply to Specsneedaclean #
@Specsneedaclean Thankyou, sweetie! xx in reply to Specsneedaclean #
@purseonality White Americans? I think… you may be… confused… in reply to purseonality #
@purseonality OR the native American, you big pickle! The whole POINT of rap is that it's no longer tied to one demographic… in reply to purseonality #
@purseonality …It's the music of disaffected young people from the streets. WE have streets, too! in reply to purseonality #

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