2009-09-29 Digital Breadcrumbs

@SorenLorensen Oh dear. Did we give it to each other, or just get it from @belle_lulu? in reply to SorenLorensen #
@belle_lulu Um… there were shared spoons, and bowls, and needles. Except the needles… in reply to belle_lulu #
@belle_lulu Also, there was all that debauched sexing. You remember that, right? in reply to belle_lulu #
RT @DimitriMOMB: http://bit.ly/44bt3 have added our podcast to lybsyn, new episode on Thursday, comments gratefully received!! #
@SorenLorensen Um… just walked home… not even ENTIRELY sure I was doing any innuendoing. SO hard to tell, these days! #
28 Days Later in 60 seconds… just awesome. http://bit.ly/35pM4b #
@SorenLorensen Soap opera daze, all the way, huh? #
@SorenLorensen Adrian Chiles! Yay! He is the most intelligent potato ever! in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen Though he is always forced to play second fiddle to King Edward, because he is royalty. in reply to SorenLorensen #
@McKelvie Because otherwise we'd have to watch frustrated gay people on TV, and that would make us sad. in reply to McKelvie #
@McKelvie It bothers me slightly more when the only two black members of a cast end up together. in reply to McKelvie #
@Groonk Yeah… they stretched the rule pretty much as far as it can go. Did they even really KNOW each other that well at the time? in reply to Groonk #
@SorenLorensen You like Halo? in reply to SorenLorensen #
@Groonk Definitely my opinion. Having said that, wasn't it during that run that he & Storm got together… in reply to Groonk #
@SorenLorensen Yeah… Master Chef is the main character… in reply to SorenLorensen #
FB not FP! #
Flash Forward has a pretty damn good cast for a TV show. Not a bad script/production at the 10 minute mark, either. #
Flash Forward just delivered a kick-ass panning long disaster shot. Oh, yeah, what the fuck, helicopter? #
"I dreamt there were no more good days." That is DEFINITELY going to be in the "previously on", like, every episode. #
WTF Kangaroo. #
Oh noes… @giagia not well. I'm not well. @SorenLorenson not well. We all think it's innocent. Zombie holocaust! ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST! #
Oh no, John Cho! #
@Groonk Kangaroos are evil motherfuckers. in reply to Groonk #
Our internet is down! As one office wag put it, we can't do anything except work. Oh my god! #
@Sulman OH GOD I HATE YOU. What you just said is both upsetting to me personally, & oddly hilarious… in reply to Sulman #
@SorenLorensen I hope you're happy… I have gone to work while feeling gross, SOLELY because you challenged my masculinity on the subject! in reply to SorenLorensen #
@Sulman Ultimately, it was ALWAYS going to be one of your lot fidgetting around with that bloody internet box. in reply to Sulman #
http://is.gd/3MfYr – Pepsi To Cease Advertising – The Onion aims for humour, hits it, but inadvertently just makes me feel sad at same time. #
@mrtonylee Hah, yeah, I chuckled at that too…! There's one on the front page of The Onion, but there's that MASSIVE Coke Zero one too… in reply to mrtonylee #
But have you got to the point where there's a regional voice-over whenever you do anything, @Emmavieceli? #
The important question I have to ask right now, @kidbritishmusic, is "Is she cute?" Who, you ask? Um, I dunno, the daughter? The mum? #
@james__buckley Did you ever read "253"? Very Tube-centric. http://is.gd/3Mi2O in reply to james__buckley #
@Emmavieceli Ha! She shoots, she scores… Initially tried to come up with example, COMPLETELY drew a blank. I am lousy internet wag! in reply to Emmavieceli #
"Tweet 14948… @nixsight is at his desk. Despite tight rations & diet, he is compulsively eating salted pumpkin seeds." (@Emmavieceli) #
@georgelondon Yeah… I enjoy consumerism, but I don't think, by definition, that it requires greed. That article highlighted it! in reply to georgelondon #
@SorenLorensen Aww, sweetie…! Sorry you're not in a position to just go back to bed! in reply to SorenLorensen #
"Tweet 14951… @nixsight is wearing brand new trainers. They pinch a little at the back. He admires them, wincing." #
@SorenLorensen When the guy comes round to inspect our boiler, we chat about his son, who is studying Football in the US… in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen I… You know me well enough by now that I don't need to explain how ludicrous that conversation ends up being, right? in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen I don't know very much about football, is my point. in reply to SorenLorensen #
@richjohnston Good point, actually. Hadn't occurred to me that he'd done it deliberately. Also… hang on… in reply to richjohnston #
I'm working on the assumption that we've only seen around a half-dozen flash-forwards out of around 6 billion… @McKelvie @richjohnston #
@McKelvie True… the flashes were quite delirious, mind. Also, of ones we saw, most were mid-charged-emotional activity… in reply to McKelvie #
So I'm wondering if part of the THING with FlashForward isn't going to be "doesn't matter WHAT you plan, life intervenes". @McKelvie #
At least I hope so, because otherwise they're missing a trick. First episode went well, though, I thought. @McKelvie #
@SorenLorensen It's a new show – 1st episode was last night. EVERYONE on planet blacks out for 2 minutes, & sees a vision of 6 months time. in reply to SorenLorensen #
"Tweet 14961 – @nixsight is complaining that his tongue is disintegrating from eating salty pumpkin seeds. He reaches for another handful." #
@McKelvie I think the problem is that we're kind of used to seeing these lovely big conceptual shows get vaguely frittered away, aren't we? in reply to McKelvie #
@Alfie I didn't mind the dialogue in Heroes nearly as much as I did the just aimless yet circular, awful plotting. in reply to Alfie #
@Alfie Didn't find Jo Fiennes too upsetting… Reminded me a LOT of Colin Cunningham from JPod, actually. & oddly fond of Sonya Walger… in reply to Alfie #
I think I'm a bit in love with John Cho's face, actually. #
@kidbritishmusic Heh… I know… it's sort of a pavlovian response thing, whenever there's a story with a girl in it. in reply to kidbritishmusic #
@SorenLorensen Well, they're thinking they need at least three… in reply to SorenLorensen #
@McKelvie Was thinking Heroes & BSG but yeah, that works too…! & OH MY GOD, the same amount of retarded nonsense being talked on forums… in reply to McKelvie #
FFS FlashForward Forum people… #
In order of how irritable they make me, the answers to some of those retarded questions you FlashForward Forum people asked: #
The agent SAID footage was from webcams, security cams, etc. In answer to your question: Who recorded that footage? I answer You're a cunt. #
How did kid who lived in the world where everyone just had flash of future know the name of woman he had never met? Because you're a twat… #
An animal? Somewhere where you wouldn't expect it? In a show that references Lost & owes something to Twelve Monkeys? OMFG MUST BE ALIENS..! #
…or possibly, also, maybe, it was in captivity somewhere & got released during event? Oh, also, retard! #
Oh & btw, that shared cast member that you're all citing as 1 of reasons why this show might be tied into Lost? Is main reason why it isn't. #
…If you're going to create spin-off series, why use an actress to play a character in one who already PLAYS a prominent one in other? #
BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T, THAT'S WHY! I know it's fun to theorise, but just the TINIEST application of Occam's Razor, helps, here, people… #
@danwellman Did you watch it? There was PLENTY of intrigue in it, without refusing to take what we ACTUALLY see at face value. SCHMUCKS! in reply to danwellman #
@McKelvie I may have just had a FlashForward related breakdown in my timeline. #
@Sulman My tongue hurts… in reply to Sulman #
@danwellman Yup… I use it quite a lot, but mainly only for uh… whichever FTP software it has on it. I work on same 3 pcs all time tho… in reply to danwellman #
@danwellman …so find I've got most software that I need on whichever machine I'm using. But yeah, Portableapps is nice. in reply to danwellman #
@sarahditum Not sure all commenters do! More than once I've seen local paper site commenters refer to their comments as their blogs! in reply to sarahditum #
@danwellman Oh, uh… in reply to danwellman #
SPOILER WARNING for my previous several Tweets about FlashForward… sorry, was trying to be careful, but may have forgot. #
@GeekSyndicate You COULD mention the 1st MOMBComics podcast from last week – I'm on it! It was a pilot effort, but lots of fun… in reply to GeekSyndicate #
@Alfie It had it's moments early on, but I lost interest in season 2. in reply to Alfie #
Oh, @geeksyndicate, you probably caught this, but Primeval no longer axed? http://is.gd/3Mqn1 #
The MOMB Podcast is here: http://is.gd/3Mw9b – listen to the clumsy pilot episode, in time for Thursday's awkward 2nd outing! @GeekSyndicate #
…I probably need to work on my PR skills, huh? Seriously, though, that 1st MOMB Podcast is awesome fun!: http://is.gd/3Mw9b #
@sarahditum True enough. Though some do seem to use comments more as a platform for their own HILARIOUS INSIGHTS than as response to story! in reply to sarahditum #
@sarahditum …& in the process form similar audiences/relationships as some bloggers do with their readers… in reply to sarahditum #
@sarahditum I admit, my tweet was more a response to your tweet than the post it linked to… I went off on a tangent almost immediately. in reply to sarahditum #
@Alfie So at least VAGUELY worth persisting through S3, if only to continue the comfortable feeling of fan-frustration? in reply to Alfie #
@danwellman I thought it was pretty well handled, overall, yeah… There were some pretty awesome moments of spectacle, too. Fans are dumb. in reply to danwellman #
@SorenLorensen Allegedly Chicken Soup cures all ills. Scrofulous, the AIDs, colds, drug addiction… #
@GeekSyndicate Oh, nice… It IS good news, innit? It's a very fun series indeed. #
@SorenLorensen To see the world & find adventure? Oh, you mean yesterday, not, you know, originally? in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen Aha! You obviously just didn't eat enough of it. Actually… hmm… in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen …Just remembered that jelly from other night has made me suspect my previous assumption of your culinary awesomeness… in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen …Is it possible that it wasn't chicken? Or soup? Handy gauge: Did it have chopped nuts in? Or cauliflower? in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen Cups of tea kind of count. Are you in bed? You should be in bed…! in reply to SorenLorensen #
It's… Look, @RedMummy & @SorenLorensen, it wasn't the TASTE of the jelly that was in question, but the un-jellyness of it. It TASTED ace! #
@SorenLorensen I actually really liked the G & T one… the vodka had bits in that made me feel a bit leuch… LEUUCH. Leuch. in reply to SorenLorensen #
@RedMummy For GODS SAKE, WOMAN! You're, like, RIGHT round the corner… can't you go round & MAKE her some? NOW? in reply to RedMummy #
@SorenLorensen Um… that doesn't sound like soup… It sounds more like… Um… something leuchy. LEUCH! in reply to SorenLorensen #
@RedMummy Honestly, I didn't see the Calpol taste in it… it was very much a g & t or vodka taste, with a sexy consistency… in reply to RedMummy #
@RedMummy …& by sexy I mean "Product of sex-making", not "inciteful to sex-making". in reply to RedMummy #
@SorenLorensen Actually, you know, just some honey & lemon and hot water always makes me feel better. Dammit, why aren't I at home? in reply to SorenLorensen #
@RedMummy NUHUH! Wrongo! WRONG! (I think, maybe) in reply to RedMummy #
@SorenLorensen I weep openly, yes. I weep for all the poor little limes… in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen AHAHAHA! All they want is to have a good lime! in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen It's phonetically descriptive of noise I'm thinking of. Not "Yuck, tastes bad" – "Mm, tastes good but BITS under TONGUE!" in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen The same thing happens with those husky bits in popcorn. in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen I was far too ready to just not go to work to actually prepare healthy stuffs to bring with. I'm RUBBISH. in reply to SorenLorensen #
OH MY GOD I AM IN A CONVERSATION WITH WOMENS WHO CAN WRITE A TREAT BUT NOT UNDERSTAND A SIMILE/METAPHOR! GAH! #
@RedMummy Not PRODUCT of Sex-making… Like A product of sex-making… @belle_lulu has got it! in reply to RedMummy #
I mean – & hope @SorenLorensen understands – that the alcohol jelly tasted lovely but was roughly consistency of ejaculate. BOWLS OF IT. #
WACKY BUKKAKE! #
@RedMummy The bit where you're ALL WRONG! And now I want chicken soup. in reply to RedMummy #
& now I want chicken soup. My gran makes this stuff, Avgo… Avvo… Eggy Lemon soup, I call it. I don't know how to make it, but want it… #
…@ellesergi, @soullastylianou, do YOU know how to make Avgo… avvo… FUCK! Eggy lemony soup? #
@SorenLorensen I… actually don't know what she's talking about! in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen DM or that thrice deleted sentence didn't happen… in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen Girl One really DOES hope we have a family of daughters. MUST introduce her to @belle_lulu's girls, actually. in reply to SorenLorensen #
@SorenLorensen Someone said when you have a son, you only have to worry about 1 cock – have a girl & you have to worry about ALL of them! in reply to SorenLorensen #
@RedMummy Bingo! Exactly! Love Juice Jelly! Wacky Bukkake n' Tang! Lumpy Citrus Genital Soup! in reply to RedMummy #
@belle_lulu Never did, never shall… Not tripping, neither. Tired, & feeling yucky, & haven't you noticed that I'm ALWAYS like this? in reply to belle_lulu #
@belle_lulu (I'm not sure G1 sees it that way…) in reply to belle_lulu #
@bloggerheads She had a miscarriage live on his radio show? in reply to bloggerheads #
@SorenLorensen Yes… YES! That's exactly what I was trying to say! in reply to SorenLorensen #
Oh, gosh… there is an ongoing conversation that I have got VERY far behind, here, with @RedMummy, @belle_lulu & @SorenLorensen… #
@RedMummy Re: Could Josh be their Uncle. I don't know. My family is huge, so I suppose anything's possible in that confused family tree… in reply to RedMummy #
@RedMummy It's more likely that you're lot are tangled up in MY family bush than in Girl One's shrubbery. in reply to RedMummy #
@belle_lulu No, so that she knows how it works out, practically. Your girls are stupidly cute. Older one is creative like I want mine to be. in reply to belle_lulu #
@belle_lulu Of course, I'll be proud of them however they turn out but it'll be better if they're not totally shit, right? in reply to belle_lulu #
'Course, that statement I made about parents of daughters having to worry about ALL the cocks also applies to gay sons. Wasn't v.inclusive. #
@CaminoHolidays Sorry, didn't see your reply in my timeline. Hadn't intended to behave in exclusive manner. Though think it's fair to say… in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@CaminoHolidays If the REST of someone's timeline is relatively grammar, punctuation or syntax consistent, the block-caps one may be irony. in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@belle_lulu I know… They won't be totally shit. I will BEAT IT OUT OF THEM! Uh… no, I won't. I will nurture them in my bosom. in reply to belle_lulu #
@CaminoHolidays Having said that, I did JUST use "you're" when I meant "your", so I should probably be whipped. in reply to CaminoHolidays #
I just got Internetted, by the way. My syntax was criticised by someone. But they spelled it "sintax". Actually, IS there a "Sin Tax"? #
@Sulman Oh dear… I think I may be overdue a payment…! in reply to Sulman #
God, I love You Look Nice Today! http://is.gd/3MDYz #
@Chris_TOMP Heh… my biggest language pet peeve is when people complain about other people's language usage… in reply to Chris_TOMP #
@georgelondon Do YOU know how to make it? But you're a boy…! in reply to georgelondon #
@georgelondon No, I went from chicken soup to avgolemoni. If I'd been talking drachana, THAT would have been because of ejaculate. in reply to georgelondon #
@georgelondon Oooh… may nab that recipe off you. Actually, that Chinese soup – uh… egg? – is consistency of ejaculate & DELICIOUS! in reply to georgelondon #
@belle_lulu Are you sure? in reply to belle_lulu #
@belle_lulu It's not THAT bad… & don't worry… you should know that it won't be seen by anybody who wasn't there. G1 hasn't even seen it! in reply to belle_lulu #
…Yet. #
@georgelondon Heh… ooh, nice idea… though I'd probably lose momentum after the three or four things I remember…! in reply to georgelondon #
Out of interest, what does everybody else call the folder on their PC with all the porn in? I call mine "The Internet"… #
@CaminoHolidays Hah… I prefer not to be corrected, but yeah, light whipping for fun. in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@Mykx Teehee! in reply to Mykx #
@georgelondon Snarf! in reply to georgelondon #
@mrtonylee Alan Partridge… in reply to mrtonylee #
@mrtonylee Actually, you know, I probably know this. Got a big book about ALL different angels at home, prep for a comic I've not written. in reply to mrtonylee #
@CaminoHolidays Hah! Tragically, that's probably all I've got. I am ALL TALK! in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@belle_lulu It's a Real file… stupid phone uses Real, so you may need Real Alternative – which is safer than Real Player. in reply to belle_lulu #
@belle_lulu Best bet is to download it to your computer, as well, if you haven't. Or I could put it up on YouTube for you? in reply to belle_lulu #
Oh my god, Adam & Joe downloaded! #
@belle_lulu Tehre was more immediately afterward, where I essentially made the joke that you're suggesting… I AM FUNNY! in reply to belle_lulu #
@belle_lulu Also, I needed a wee! NOT love wee. in reply to belle_lulu #
@SoullaStylianou People were talking about Chicken soup and it made me nostalgic for eggylemony. in reply to SoullaStylianou #
@BeaucoupKevin You know, that baby stands a MUCH better chance at life if it isn't allowed to set the timetable for it's life right now… in reply to BeaucoupKevin #
Babies don't know how to schedule shit. They are practically retarded in this area. It's what they need parent brains for. @BeaucoupKevin #
@SorenLorensen Hah! Open invite, huh? in reply to SorenLorensen #
OH MY GOD! I am TOTALLY being given a recipe for avgolemoni by DM… Awesome! Thanks, @SoullaStylianou… #
@CaminoHolidays No, not American. I use the term because I choose to use the term, but I don't see it as insulting, I see it as descriptive. in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@CaminoHolidays One of the beautiful things about Twitter is that nobody but NOBODY is forced to read anything that offends them. in reply to CaminoHolidays #
@Specsneedaclean There aren't all that many people who live in caves and AREN'T hermits. Unless you count Osama Bin Laden. Redundancy, dear! in reply to Specsneedaclean #
@RedMummy It's a chicken stock based egg and lemon soup. It is LOVELY. in reply to RedMummy #
They need to create a bot that picks up on self-righteous, sanctimonious & unwelcome criticism on Twitter. That would be a fun follow. #
…Also, a bot that recognises irony. That would be useful. Mind, it'd be hard to program a bot when most HUMANS can't pick it up. #
@RedMummy It wouldn't REALLY be a fun follow. It would be a pain in the arse. Just like the initial tweets it retweeted. in reply to RedMummy #
@SoullaStylianou YAY I GOT IT! Thankyou! in reply to SoullaStylianou #
@idsharman bloody hell… @rivkajacobs is a positive influence on you indeed…! in reply to idsharman #
@Sulman Nobody important! in reply to Sulman #
@Sulman Just another drive-by, I reckon. Not a known quantity! in reply to Sulman #
@belle_lulu Where did you follow him? in reply to belle_lulu #
@belle_lulu No, I meant… I already follow him I think. I meant where did you follow him … it was a pun…? in reply to belle_lulu #