nixsight

• We are in Ikea. Abba just started playing. This is too much Swedish. #

• @belle_lulu Um. Sorry, Mr Winner… I'm not going to calm down about finally getting the keys to the new house… This merits excitement! in reply to belle_lulu #
• @belle_lulu Also, this Michael Winner thing is becoming a bit of a problem for you, isn't it? You do KNOW that you're much prettier, right? in reply to belle_lulu #
• @TeeshMgray Yeah, but proud of her child's achievement, or how lovely they were? No! The fact that they're "Emo", of all things! Goodness! in reply to TeeshMgray #
• @TeeshMgray PEOPLE! in reply to TeeshMgray #
• @RivkaJacobs Thankyou, Rivka! @acheverton Your welcome, sirrah! #
• @_paulb Now you people are getting just WEIRD. Also, used to love taking Dog One to a local pub, till she shat in the middle of their floor! in reply to _paulb #
• @winkswitheffort We're like twins! in reply to winkswitheffort #
• @winkswitheffort No, Chilli! But almost the same! in reply to winkswitheffort #
• @winkswitheffort No, but I can't help stroking it with my tongue oh dear I said that out loud. in reply to winkswitheffort #
• @el_matt Yay, thanks, Matt! in reply to el_matt #
• @JaneMOMB Thankyou, ma'am! Glad you had a nice night! in reply to JaneMOMB #
• @neenerspb I totally failed to proofread the e-mail I just sent you before I just sent you it. So, apologies for that! in reply to neenerspb #
• @JaneMOMB You managed struggled on? What? in reply to JaneMOMB #
• @belle_lulu She was born in Widnes, and studied in London… do they talk plummy fake English there? I am not a fan, mainly cos of Samantha. in reply to belle_lulu #
• @jamiesmart What on earth TV is that? I don't remember that scene from World's Deadliest Warrior… in reply to jamiesmart #
• @TeeshMgray Sad to be missing you tomorrow. I was just talking to my other local black female friend tonight about you going. It was sad. in reply to TeeshMgray #
• @jamiesmart Heh. It is pretty much what the word AWESOME was invented for. in reply to jamiesmart #
• @Sulman Heh… can't do that till Elephant Words is sorted for another six weeks! Almost there… Good night? in reply to Sulman #
• Poor dog is totally freaked out. From days and weeks of boxes, to sudden packing flurries, to houseful of gorgeous, excitable girls earlier. #
• …Oddly enough, dog will prob settle totally, once we're in the new house. She's well-used to that part of the process… #
• …Sad to admit, dog has been on average in a different house for every year of her life. It's the activity that freaks her out! #
• @thoughtmecca It was Girl One & a bunch of her friends. Your mileage may vary, but wonderfully, I think most of them are cute as fuck. in reply to thoughtmecca #
• @TeeshMgray Course, dude. Of course. Mind you, she's ever such a tiny bit cooler, on account of she's a black LESBIAN. in reply to TeeshMgray #
• Fucking hell… Girl One just dropped a Tescos own-brand pepper grinder, which we'd assumed was plastic, a tiny distance to the floor… #
• …It exploded & (no pun intended) peppered her leg with a mini-shower of glass, leaving streaming bloody cuts. Blimey. Fuck you, Tesco. #
• @davidbaillie Teehee! in reply to davidbaillie #

• @davidwynne I both agree & disagree… Storytelling=Most important, yes. PFSC being awesome, yes! But I've always found that Carlos inks… in reply to davidwynne #
• @davidwynne …(Cute little plane-seperating nodules not withstanding) tend to flatten the pages for me, & make it more difficult to parse. in reply to davidwynne #
• RT @amuchmoreexotic: Blair's defence: "I was only giving orders." (File under: It shouldn't be funny but it is.) #
• @rolhirst I think you blogged about it, didn't you? The haircut? in reply to rolhirst #
• @Sulman The comments on that post are LOVELY. in reply to Sulman #
• "…it is an immutable law that there is only a finite amount of fat in the celebrity universe, which can…" http://tumblr.com/xi55xzibx #
• "I’m sure Myleen Klass will pitch in and settle this any minute." – Forfar0, commenting on Marina Hyde’s… http://tumblr.com/xi55xzjg0 #
• Was sleepy for #MOMBcast recording last night. Then @JamesMOMB fed us with lovely chilli, but I badly burnt the roof of my mouth. BADLY. #
• …The roof of my mouth is now all smooth & wobbly & feels like wannamakemesick. I was already coming down with something. Now I feel Blech. #
• Also, when they say that moving house is one of the most stressful things, I think they mean "moving house with someone else"… #
• …One situation where two heads aren't always better than one. #
• Also, it doesn't matter what you go through, and with who, throughout your life… We will all die alone. #
• …Unless we come up with some sort of suicide pact. #
• @rolhirst I was tired and oddly nervous when talking about PJANG last night, & feel like I drastically sold it short. I LOVE that 1st story! in reply to rolhirst #
• @rolhirst & thought the other two were pretty damn good. Better quality than most Future Shocks. I just love your prose too much, I think. in reply to rolhirst #
• @rolhirst Lols… royal we? in reply to rolhirst #
• @JamesMOMB Oh, Poor Mrs James! in reply to JamesMOMB #
• @Butwin Who's getting you & 13 of the artists? in reply to Butwin #
• Video: Spot on observation from Mr Brooker, as always… mayweed: http://tumblr.com/xi55xzqv9 #
• @Sulman LOL, sorry. I don't feel very well, & too much left to do before move tomorrow. Drinks tonight looking more & more distant. in reply to Sulman #
• @Butwin Ha! So what you're saying is, the joke's on @JaneMOMB? in reply to Butwin #
• Completed! #
• Photo: pictures for sad children http://tumblr.com/xi55y3b5s #
• Video: “Fear the Boom and Bust” http://tumblr.com/xi55y3k6g #
• @acheverton Oh bollocks. Id have LOVED to have seen you. Missed you. in reply to acheverton #
• @jamiesmart I feel that, sir. I feel that. in reply to jamiesmart #
• @neenerspb "White boy crazy"? LOLS. in reply to neenerspb #
• @neenerspb God, I hate those white boys… in reply to neenerspb #
• @neenerspb Oh, god… You're not a mixed-race pairing, are you? I hear those are the most ethically & ethnically offensive kind! in reply to neenerspb #
• @neenerspb My submerged Right Wing DNA wants to reject you. Every other fibre of my being knows that those are JUST THE CUTEST sorta kids… in reply to neenerspb #
• @neenerspb (Is that a bit patronising? Worried that it might be. But it's true! The only thing cuter than mocha babies are Chinese ones…) in reply to neenerspb #
• @neenerspb (…And of course the babies that you're directly related to. Those ones are the cutest. Of course.) in reply to neenerspb #
• @JamesMOMB I've never heard of them, but I wonder if @GeorgeLondon has? in reply to JamesMOMB #
• @georgelondon THANKYOU! in reply to georgelondon #
• @georgelondon Turin Brakes?# in reply to georgelondon #
• @georgelondon @Sulman @JamesMOMB Oh ha ha ha! So, George, will you be up for coming to Soton to watch them? #
• @georgelondon … Does the Twitter client you use not support the "in reply to" function? in reply to georgelondon #
• RT @JamesMOMB: @nixsight 23rd in the Brook, great band, tiny venue HAPPY JOY! (@georgelondon) #
• @Sulman I, also, am amused. in reply to Sulman #
• @neenerspb Definitely. Apparently, though, you can't just steal someone else's? I'm not entirely sure how Girl One & I will achieve one… in reply to neenerspb #
• Oh, my god, @Sulman, this reads like @JamesMOMB erotica… #
• "As the duck advancing, flicking the plumage & yawning, the mouth go with music & light. The duck stop, it swaying tail…" #
• "…then the duck lay an egg as open it's buttocks, go with the duck's call." #
• @andydiggle You know, when it's put like that… Tho the one missing element is the Avatar idea itself. Mind, that's a common enough idea. in reply to andydiggle #
• @georgelondon @neenerspb Nope. NO! I refuse to compromise on this. There is a very specific tone we're after. We need to make this happen! in reply to georgelondon #
• @JamesMOMB You are such a fucking idiot. In other news… in reply to JamesMOMB #
• http://is.gd/7i03c – Folkwang? Really? #
• @TeeshMgray Oh dear. in reply to TeeshMgray #
• @georgelondon Is it the cubular shelves? They're cubular! That's what WE'RE going for…! in reply to georgelondon #
• The lady in the little training video I just saw had the most awesome Bjork-esque Icelandic-Cockney accent. It was lovely! #
• @georgelondon No, I think it might be Billy I'm thinking of. Oh. Hm. Confused, now. in reply to georgelondon #
• @Chris_TOMP It may come as no surprise, but I'm a big fan of both 2nd hand American AND English accents. Lovely indeed. Lost Bjork a bit. in reply to Chris_TOMP #
• @georgelondon Uh, seems stupid to ask, but did you get my DM? in reply to georgelondon #
• Don't think I'm going to be able to make Goblets after work, you guys. Anyone fancy helping us paint a room tonight? #
• @JamesMOMB Who said anything about no beer? @Sulman I'm afraid there's too much not been done for us to move tomorrow… #
• Kitchen needs cleaning/Few hours of packing needs doing, & we can't sleep in an actual BED until the room has been painted & dried. #
• @georgelondon I wish "want" was an option. in reply to georgelondon #
• @el_matt Heh… the perfect crime! in reply to el_matt #
• @JamesMOMB Slippery how? I WANT to go out for a pint. I don't really have much choice in the matter! in reply to JamesMOMB #
• Speaking of slippery, @JamesMOMB, I can't help but notice that you didn't respond to my plea for assistance… #
• @JamesMOMB (It would be a bit insane of you not to go to the pub just because I'm not. You mental case!) in reply to JamesMOMB #
• @marcellerby It'd be better in the alternate universe where stupid legal law things didn't stop you both from being IN it. Stupid laws. in reply to marcellerby #
• @Sulman No, it's her birthday night. Theater tickets were booked weeks back. People coming out specially. She's finishing early, though. in reply to Sulman #
• @davidwynne LOLs! in reply to davidwynne #
• @georgelondon Heh… no interpretation necessary! I want to move into the house, tomorrow. Without work done tonight, it can't happen. in reply to georgelondon #
• @JamesMOMB Ah, the old "if I do it badly, no-one will ask me to do it again" gambit. I see what you're up to. in reply to JamesMOMB #
• @Sulman Heh… you make it sound like there's some kind of system! in reply to Sulman #
• @Sulman G1 actually told me to go out for a couple. G1 hasn't quite got the hang of how much still needs doing. in reply to Sulman #
• @JamesMOMB (The paint, incidentally, doesn't factor into tonight's workload. It just means we'll have to do it tomorrow, once moved. ) in reply to JamesMOMB #
• @Sulman True enough. The moving itself isn't the hassle, but the packing has proven problematic, this time. Due to half doing it months ago! in reply to Sulman #
• @Sulman 'Fraid not. G1's parents are hiring the van/bringing furniture from Oxford. Tbh it'd be better to have Sunday to calm down b4 work. in reply to Sulman #
• @SamShepherd Heh… I think it depends on how fucked up your purchase is likely to get. I mean, of course, G1 & I were a rare case… in reply to SamShepherd #
• @SamShepherd …This week HAS been fucking ridiculous, though. G1 had a parent's evening AS WELL AS two evenings at work. & her birthday. in reply to SamShepherd #
• @Sulman You're… uh… a bit hard? in reply to Sulman #
• @Sulman What are you being hard about? in reply to Sulman #
• @Sulman That's barely nagging! in reply to Sulman #
• Photo: via @glinner. Call me crass, but it really felt like there should have been a third message from Kyle,… http://tumblr.com/xi55y74q6 #
• @Glinner That CAN'T be right, surely? in reply to Glinner #
• RT @Glinner: Holy shit! Guess what the age of consent in Vatican city is? http://is.gd/7ijZ6 (A little intense. Not right, surely? 12?) #
• @RichMOMB Like I'm glad I didn't choose you as my best man. in reply to RichMOMB #
• @JamesMOMB Yes, well. You are a bigger man, & as such can take heavier hits. in reply to JamesMOMB #
• @JamesMOMB Well, in that case his suggestions in those tweets were misrepresentative of his intentions! in reply to JamesMOMB #
• @Sulman Should I put that caveat in my Tumblr, d'you think? I mean, I've always been pretty pro-American, but it might not be that obvious? in reply to Sulman #
• @Sulman Yup. That's one of the reasons that I posted it. in reply to Sulman #
• @Sulman Otherwise it'd just be another "Angry, dumb American versus irritatingly smug European" exchange, & those are pretty annoying. in reply to Sulman #
• @Sulman That he's addressing it to Obama makes it more interesting, I think. in reply to Sulman #
• Keys! Motherfucking keys! My god! #

• Oh dear, Wilf, do stop crying. #
• Fuck me, does EVERYONE have to have a bit of a cry in this episode? Also, how long exactly does it take to make a decision on who to shoot? #
• Is this how RTD always imagined the regenerations should be, as a wee little man sitting in his bedroom of a Saturday night? It scares me. #
• …Admit to being a bit warmed by the bits with all of the assistants, mind. #
• Feel like it diminishes Tennant's often badass Doctor somewhat that he went out more whiny than any other I can remember. Not very heroic… #
• …& ends his run by being the only Doctor who almost takes out the TARDIS as he goes. Sulky! #
• …And swoosh! The gurning charmer exits, the young conservative enters, flapping and being VERY likeable on entry. "I'm a girl!" Nice! #
• …Can't help but think that "Geronimo!" was a quite natural thing to shout, given the circumstances. Doesn't HAVE to be a new catchphrase. #
• Oh, what? So I'm tweeting about the Dr Who finale, as everyone else talks about Apple? I'm a month behind? Fuck. #
• Right… can someone tell me – are Apple doing anything that everyone is likely to still be talking about in a month, when I catch up? #
• (This might be my one chance to get back in touch with everyone else.) #
• @SoullaStylianou Oh, yeah… we planned it that way specially. Is @ellesergi getting married too? It's like swine flu! in reply to SoullaStylianou #
• @DJDarren Hah, oh I'm already certain it'll be perfect for me & Amy… it's everyone else I'm worried about! in reply to DJDarren #
• @DJDarren Heh… not sure if I'll be able to get away with that. But it would seem oddly appropriate. in reply to DJDarren #
• I mean, FUCK. The dog won't be there, & I prob won't be able to tweet at all – EVERYTHING about this wedding is a bloody compromise! #
• Video: Coca-Cola Zero Happy Kingdom (via estrenoZERO) http://tumblr.com/xi55wcc26 #
• Video: 2010 Winter Olympics Inuit Animation http://tumblr.com/xi55we6bp #
• @Chris_TOMP Oh, man! I guess telling them all to go fuck themselves isn't a practical solution? in reply to Chris_TOMP #
• Mr Fry not only split his post across four pages – a personal irritation – but the fourth page is literally just his signature. How daft. #
• Video: Adam Buxton’s Response to ‘The Persuasionists’ http://tumblr.com/xi55wyz8g #
• Photo: jonnyathan: http://tumblr.com/xi55wz3×1 #
• Photo: jonnyathan: http://tumblr.com/xi55wz5ne #
• Video: Fuck yeah, Sherlock Holmes One of the most appealing things about Asylum is how wonderfully, cynically… http://tumblr.com/xi55wzn34 #
• @rolhirst Got the comic, by the way! In time to read for tonight's #MOMBcast! in reply to rolhirst #
• @jensaltmann Kiss Kiss Bang Bang was awesome…! in reply to jensaltmann #
• Wow… does it break the law of diminishing returns that the racism & abuse in YouTube comments STILL shocks me every time? #
• @sgtmongoose Y'know, if that was a YT comment instead of a Tweet, it'd take someone exactly 5 seconds to work "nigger" into a response… in reply to sgtmongoose #
• @sgtmongoose …& probably a "bitch" or "dyke" for good measure. IT HURTS, I TELL YOU! Who ARE these people? in reply to sgtmongoose #
• You can't arbitrarily ban words, because usage varies, but the net seems to be getting wilder on some fronts. No filters/moderation at all. #
• "The resistance is the voice in the back of our head telling us to back off, be careful, go slow,…" http://tumblr.com/xi55×0ckl #
• @jensaltmann The Last Boy Scout remains one of my favourite films, like, ever, despite the tendency on the part of cast/crew to showboat! in reply to jensaltmann #
• @sgtmongoose Well, there's enough of them that I find it horribly hard to dismiss them! Because I am a masochist. #
• @neenerspb It's yuck. Those people are yuck. It freaks me out that some might use YouTube comments as a social network in that sense. in reply to neenerspb #
• @neenerspb See, "fag" I can see, as though it was intended as abusive to a sexuality, now I think it's more indicative of behaviours… in reply to neenerspb #
• @neenerspb …By which I mean I can you can see gay people using it as descriptive of particularly camp or lame behaviour. But "nigger"? in reply to neenerspb #
• @neenerspb …What the fuck is THAT supposed to be indicative of? It's prob the ONLY word that's off limits in our house, tbh. in reply to neenerspb #
• It occurs to me that everything I just said to @neenerspb was probably ill-thought out… apologies, I'm multi-tasking like a motherfucker. #
• Photo: This feels like a really different shot from louobedlam. The textures in it have a fragile feel to… http://tumblr.com/xi55×1jzn #
• Oh, do fuck off, racistbot. Until you can code to make bots understand contextual use of language, I am cancelling you in my area. #
• @neenerspb BTW, just finished Halo ODST. Will try and formulate my thoughts on it, as it was pretty much a typical Halo experience… in reply to neenerspb #
• @neenerspb (Oddly, I seem to be able to type the "N" word with abandon. But the word "paki" actually makes my gullet rise just thinking it.) in reply to neenerspb #
• @neenerspb (Actually made me feel a bit yuck writing it. Which is good, I suppose. Words SHOULD be powerful. Even horrid power.) in reply to neenerspb #
• Hasn't occured to me before, but: is the word "autistic" related to the word "auteur"? NOTHING to do with @CBCebulski's tweet. #
• @Sulman Well, that's a damn shame. I thought I was onto something, there. in reply to Sulman #
• This lady's English is better than she gives herself credit for. I think she's using it as a defense against not comprehending the tech. #
• …The issues she's having with Moodle's folder structure aren't dissimilar to those of other people whose only experience is Apple. #
• @hannahnicklin Going to avoid saying TOO much on this – last time I weighed in on a similar subject it got out of hand, but: in reply to hannahnicklin #
• I totally agree with this. http://is.gd/7dAcL @hannahnicklin Issue isn't so much the existence of such porn as the lack of other influence. #
• @steevbishop Moodle replicates – a little awkwardly – the folder structure that Windows encourages & Apple avoids. It throws some people… in reply to steevbishop #
• @steevbishop …But not in a way that is to the detriment of either system. That there's a language barrier outwardly appears to be issue… in reply to steevbishop #
• @steevbishop …But none of the comprehension problems happening are unfamiliar from dealing with other, English-Raised academics. in reply to steevbishop #
• @Chris_TOMP Clever clogs! (That's "Clogs", from the Dutch for "Wooden shoes". Probably!) in reply to Chris_TOMP #
• @danwellman What, wait, WHAT? What show? in reply to danwellman #
• @neenerspb Haven't taken the XBox online for anonymous play, yet. To be honest, I've very little desire to network-play with strangers! in reply to neenerspb #
• @steevbishop Um… in reply to steevbishop #
• @hannahnicklin & of course, at the same time men/women (& children!) don't HAVE to let their emotional landscape be defined by extreme porn! in reply to hannahnicklin #
• @hannahnicklin Commenters I saw on article cheerfully ignore the last 3 paragraphs: That kids watch extreme porn to gross themselves out… in reply to hannahnicklin #
• @hannahnicklin …& that not having any guidance or moral compass defined by parents is MUCH more likely to make one dysfunctional. in reply to hannahnicklin #
• @hannahnicklin Stuff like this seems much more likely to break sexuality, male & female: http://is.gd/7dLsN in reply to hannahnicklin #
• @steevbishop Heh… it's your bewilderment that's confusing! It's like you haven't been following me all this time! in reply to steevbishop #
• @steevbishop …Also like I was blogging rather than tweeting! It was a very eLearning/Edu specific tweet, yas. in reply to steevbishop #
• @belle_lulu Uh… does the CURRENT Relate primarily tell men that they should put up with whatever emasculating BS their wives come up with? in reply to belle_lulu #
• @belle_lulu …Cos the notion of a "feminist Relate" would seem to kinda miss the point of a working relationship somewhat. in reply to belle_lulu #
• @Glinner God knows, little Gary Coleman needs the cash! (Uh… is calling him "little" offensive? I… he IS little.) in reply to Glinner #
• @acheverton @steevbishop But I quite LIKE women with small breasts! &, uh, bigger ones. #
• @BRIANMBENDIS We didn't do it for you… We did it for the love of the Marvel Universe. Also, we all suspect that the Scarlet Witch did it. in reply to BRIANMBENDIS #
• @BRIANMBENDIS Seriously, though, fucking awesome comicking, sir. in reply to BRIANMBENDIS #
• @belle_lulu Perfectly calm. Just don't believe a service that claims a politicised view of gender politics can take a balanced view, is all! in reply to belle_lulu #
• @belle_lulu I appreciate that you were retweeting, of course. But I don't know that other person, & have been recently burned on this score. in reply to belle_lulu #
• @steevbishop Um. Tweetdeck doesn't know which tweet you're replying to. Breasts, or lack of comprehension? in reply to steevbishop #
• @Sulman Oh, I'm absolutely sure. The problem with my response was that it sounded less like a joke out loud than in my head… in reply to Sulman #
• @Chris_TOMP Maybe he's in a relationship with you? in reply to Chris_TOMP #
• @steevbishop I KNEW mentioning Tweetdeck would get that response. But no, still confused. Do those 2 tweets really need a commentary? in reply to steevbishop #
• @Chris_TOMP & you're ABSOLUTELY SURE you're not a single mom named Jenny? in reply to Chris_TOMP #
• @jensaltmann I've got a much more pronounced relationship with LBS, if that makes sense. Seen it a lot more often than Lethal Weapon… in reply to jensaltmann #
• @jensaltmann …KKBB is something else entirely. in reply to jensaltmann #
• @Chris_TOMP Is it definitely a kid? Not some form of animal? I mean, a not-kid-shaped animal? in reply to Chris_TOMP #
• @jensaltmann True, true… though normally with me it's pets! in reply to jensaltmann #
• @Chris_TOMP Oh, is that the cat? Aww… cute! And saggy! in reply to Chris_TOMP #
• Today has been nuts. Most of the office were out of office, & every staff member on campus forgot how to use e-mail, so phoned instead… #
• …Lots of fun, actually, but sleepy-making. I had to say "no" to someone, but it was someone who needed "no" saying to them, so bonus! #
• @belle_lulu Uh… OK? in reply to belle_lulu #
• LOLs. I like @Davidbaillie! #
• @simonpegg Approx how many people have taken this opportunity to ask about a 3rd series of Spaced? Won't they ever let it go? in reply to simonpegg #
• @simonpegg OK, that was a stupid one. Seriously: Did you dream about writing or drawing comics as a kid? in reply to simonpegg #
• @belle_lulu If by "Winning" you mean "Confusing", & by "joking abilities" you mean "will to live", than yes! That. in reply to belle_lulu #
• @belle_lulu Heh. S'not like you can really melt something that's already so broked. in reply to belle_lulu #
• @belle_lulu That's morelike it. I am particularly drawn to the fact that the photo has such a descriptive caption… in reply to belle_lulu #
• Avatar Actually 26th Highest Grossing Film in US http://tumblr.com/xi55×7dva #
• @davidbaillie You were funny in the e-mail. Which I will of course respond to when I get a chance. in reply to davidbaillie #
• My favourite Dredd artist? I suspect it depends on whose work you remember best. Loved Bolland, & Walker… #
• …But I think my favourite Mega City stories were drawn by Colin McNeil. #
• @davidwynne Heh… can't help you, sir. I know that people love Ezquerra, but I have always struggled with his work, for some reason… in reply to davidwynne #
• @davidwynne …If it helps, he's definitely the QUINTESSENTIAL Dredd artist. He's the one who gets the most right, the most often. in reply to davidwynne #

• @TeeshMgray Dammit! Why aren't you sleeping with more awesome comic artists? in reply to TeeshMgray #
• Just sent @JamesMOMB & @JaneMOMB an e-mail. Now slightly convinced that they won't read their work mail unless prompted. So prompting! #
• @sispurrier Ha! It'd be a jape & a half! But, really, do you think that irrefutable proof would make any difference to either group? in reply to sispurrier #
• RT @stace_w: Last night I had a nightmare about a fat blind Transformer trying to kill me. I worry about me. (Oh, wow. RT'd for @JaneMOMB!) #
• Fuck you War Of Terror… it's got so I can't even walk past a rucksack with wires sticking out of it on a bench without thinking the worst. #
• @SamShepherd Not at all… this latest i thing has kind of passed me by. in reply to SamShepherd #
• How long would it take to put at least a base-coat of paint down on 3 walls of an average room? & If you had some mates helping? #
• @DJDarren Ha! Thanks! That is most informative and that. in reply to DJDarren #
• @Chris_TOMP Shockingly, I don't think I have either. Embarassing, really… in reply to Chris_TOMP #
• @acheverton Ahahaha! in reply to acheverton #
• @DJDarren Ha! My conscience is clear on both counts, then! in reply to DJDarren #
• @ShawnRyanTV Ability to post online no SHIELD against an inability to break your opinion up into readable paragraphs, AMIRITE? in reply to ShawnRyanTV #
• @jhewlett Yay for Kick-ass! Are you in tomorrow at around 5, btw? That's when I'll be in! in reply to jhewlett #
• @jamiesmart Wow… isn't SOMEBODY Lil Mister Grumpy today? Here you go, little fella, howzabout a scratch under your chin…? in reply to jamiesmart #
• @jamiesmart LOLS… a One-Man-Meme? I feel you! Hooray for internet grumpy! in reply to jamiesmart #
• @jhewlett More & more seems my unwillingness to set up SO is just hurting the ones I love. But I genuinely do want to resist single issues! in reply to jhewlett #
• @jhewlett …Your plan sounds awesome… I'd really appreciate that! in reply to jhewlett #
• Just doing a YouGov survey. Which one, if any, of these would you most like to happen in 2010? "Have an affair" is an option! #
• Along with "Win the lottery", "Have a free trip into space", "Discover a new wonder drug", "Get a puppy" & "Become a TV celebrity." #
• @steevbishop Smirk! in reply to steevbishop #
• I went with "get a puppy", as we're hoping to get one anyway. Setting my sights where I can reach them! #
• @jhewlett Not sure yet… about to crack open Comixology e-mail and have a look! in reply to jhewlett #
• @steevbishop God, I hope not. Just accidentally closed FF, so I wonder if YouGov lets me back in to find out! in reply to steevbishop #
• @steevbishop In other news, my record – circa 18 years old – was around 17 flushes. But to be fair, it was probably a bad toilet. in reply to steevbishop #
• @loscampesinos Oh god. You're going to go on & force me to watch Britain's Got Talent, aren't you? in reply to loscampesinos #
• Just answered a question using the option: "Not applicable – nothing gives me instant satisfaction." #MOMBcast wasn't one of the options. #
• @Bournemouthecho That image has totally given me the fear. They say it's inedible? Who tried it!? in reply to Bournemouthecho #
• Is "How many years do you expect to spend in retirement?" just a tactful way of asking "How soon do you expect to die?" #
• @Sulman Hah… I guessed it might mean that, but thought it was an odd way of framing the question… in reply to Sulman #
• @Sulman Oh almost definitely. In the middle, there were about 2 or 3 questions about Carphone Warehouse, which wasn't subtle… in reply to Sulman #
• Hm. Did Steve Jobs mock Windows 7 as part of his opener at the Apple thing today? Cos so far I'm finding Windows 7 a total breeze… #
• @Bournemouthecho Well, now, that's just inaccurate & unscientific. Sure they could find a celebrity to try it, in the interest of science! in reply to Bournemouthecho #
• "Which ONE of the following would you LEAST want to live without when you retire?" What? WHAT? #
• @RedMummy Really? Utterly different experience from mine! taking getting used to, the lack of a My Documents, but just growing pains… in reply to RedMummy #
• @steevbishop I know…! With toilet announcements, tales of relational dysfunction & a new Apple product promo, it's like we're twins! in reply to steevbishop #
• @jhewlett Oh, how peculiar… somebody in my timeline must have been being arch. There was a quoted crack that I now suspect was japery! in reply to jhewlett #
• @RedMummy Oh, I see… I shifted my e-mail online a while ago, so haven't used Outlook since… ooh… well before Windows XP. in reply to RedMummy #
• @RedMummy I'm sure new Windows still sets up for Outlook, though… What prep did you do before changeover? & how've you tried to fix it? in reply to RedMummy #
• Huh. That was easily the oddest YouGov survey I've done. Finished off with a bunch of questions about pet compatibility in relationships. #
• I just had this really bizarre flash a second ago, where I wished that I was watching a new episode of Being Human, RIGHT THEN. #
• @mrchrisaddison You should only feel like you're shooting the walrus if you're ACTUALLY shooting the walrus. Are you ACTUALLY shooting it? in reply to mrchrisaddison #
• @idsharman Ooh, I thought that was one of those common knowledge things… Oh yeah, I remember it well… in reply to idsharman #
• @winkswitheffort That sounds like one of those urban legend trip to casualty moments… in reply to winkswitheffort #
• @winkswitheffort Um… you're denying the wrong part of that comment! "Thankfully didn't need A & E?" Not "It wasn't anything like that"? in reply to winkswitheffort #
• @jpalmiotti The lady & I just got done watching Ms Loken on The L Word. We liked her a lot – much better range than I'd expected. in reply to jpalmiotti #
• @jpalmiotti …Also super hot. Did I mention that she's super hot? It's worth noting that she's super hot. in reply to jpalmiotti #
• @jpalmiotti OH WELL FINE. Of course. You WOULD say that, as I'll never find out whether or not you're lying. DAMMIT, PALMIOTTI! in reply to jpalmiotti #
• @jpalmiotti I "dammit" you out of love, you understand… in reply to jpalmiotti #
• "My favorite video games tend to have a very par­tic­u­lar, yet highly abstract, aspect to them. I love…" http://tumblr.com/xi55w2g3x #
• @louobedlam Hah… you know, that might be a possibility, if it wasn't May. Pretty busy with wedding stuff that month. in reply to louobedlam #
• "BROOKLYN, NY—To the great chagrin of sources at local coffee shop From the Ground Up, the Good-Looking…" http://tumblr.com/xi55w35qa #
• "Even more astounding, reports now indicate that these people have likely inhabited the impoverished,…" http://tumblr.com/xi55w39w4 #
• Video: Final Season Of ‘Lost’ Promises To Make Fans More Annoying Than Ever @ The Onion Ut-oh! Seriously, I… http://tumblr.com/xi55w3o64 #
• @louobedlam LOLs… mind… we still haven't made a decision on whether or not we have a pro-photographer… how long are you in-country? in reply to louobedlam #
• @Sulman My mistake – I thought I'd seen something about Outlook during the process of reinstalling, but may have been an import thingie! in reply to Sulman #
• @Sulman I think that may be the part of the process where I saw it, thinking about it. Fuck me, official Windows AND Office? I've changed. in reply to Sulman #
• Actually going to be a couple of pretty fucking awesome photogs at our wedding. Seems surreal to be thinking about hiring one… #
• …Luckily, we're probably leaving it far too late to make the decision! #
• Video: Olympics 2008 Monkey Movie – BBC Sport (via BBC) Because it’s been a while. Hell yeah, Monkey Magic. http://tumblr.com/xi55w4tl7 #
• Photo: Rad Sechrist’s How-To Because hands are HARD, yo. http://tumblr.com/xi55w4xr0 #
• @georgelondon Welp, as far as I know I'm free, like, the whole time. in reply to georgelondon #
• @DJDarren His stuff looks amazing, but cost is one of many reasons why we're considering not going that route. in reply to DJDarren #
• Dammit! G1 & I utterly content with low-key modest wedding, but website wedding examples/ideas determined to make me feel painfully mundane. #
• Stupid internet. #
• @louobedlam Hah… Blimey. May 15th! Tho you photographing our wedding might be considered bringing an elephant gun to a turkey shoot… #
• @louobedlam …We English are at sea with gun metaphors. That was a compliment! in reply to louobedlam #
• @DJDarren Well, THAT'S depressing. Still, on the other hand, great photos, right? #

• @JaneMOMB It WAS Jim Broadbent! I mentioned it the other day! God, no-one reads my #MOMBcast tweets. in reply to JaneMOMB #
• @mrtonylee Nine the movie, or 9 the animated movie? in reply to mrtonylee #
• @dcurtisj Funny, isn't it? Knowing how it turns out lets you relax into the pace a bit more. Great film, bearing many repeat viewings. in reply to dcurtisj #
• iTunes on Windows 7 – for some reason, after working before, now I'm getting permission error. Anyone have any ideas on how to make it work? #
• @georgelondon Was cheap to education! in reply to georgelondon #
• @georgelondon So can I take from this peculiar attack of right wing scruples that you DON'T know how to solve my problem? in reply to georgelondon #
• @georgelondon Dude, focus! I need help with my iTunes… I don't care about your obscene political affiliations… in reply to georgelondon #
• @Sulman Actually, thinking about it, the only thing that's changed is I've asked WMC to associate with the music folder. Possible issue? in reply to Sulman #
• @georgelondon Well, you certainly managed that… distraction I think. Attraction would just be wrong… in reply to georgelondon #
• @neenerspb Halo ODST? You know, if you're on XBox Live, you should TOTALLY DM me your id, or add me. I'm nixsight. in reply to neenerspb #
• @hattiehattie It was a bit of a surprise, that movie. Not sure it holds together across it's length, but Sandler is great. Rogen too. in reply to hattiehattie #
• Being Human series 2 continues to impress. Honestly don't know how it can sustain these plots, & that's a good thing. #
• @SorenLorensen All missing you, missus. in reply to SorenLorensen #
• @marcellerby Interesting thing about 24 is how it's effortlessly shifted into the future, without comment made. A few years ahead of us now. in reply to marcellerby #
• @JaneMOMB Tut. You are SUCH a sheep. Tell Dreamland to go fuck itself! in reply to JaneMOMB #
• @hattiehattie The length for me was mitigated by the fact that I liked the film a LOT more than I was expecting to. Warmer than expected! in reply to hattiehattie #
• @neenerspb Oh, no, I'm sure I skipped a stage going straight to ODST. Everything else i'm playing is way old! in reply to neenerspb #
• @georgelondon Ever so… Girl One thought it'd got quite serious, but I thought there were more outright gags in that one than any before! in reply to georgelondon #
• Apparently, my music folder had somehow changed permissions. G1's account on this machine was still fine. Lesson learned after reinstalling. #
• Nuhnight, youse! #
• @ryanklindsay Read your blog last night: You've got quite a passive-aggressive co-dependent relationship going with your comics, huh? in reply to ryanklindsay #
• RT @MinouChatte: Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true. ~Polish Proverb #
• @dcurtisj For some reason I always think of him as a comedy actor. You know, I don't think I've seen him in a SINGLE comedy… in reply to dcurtisj #
• @dcurtisj …& it doesn't seem to matter who he's acting with, Sam Rockwell always brings another layer. Great in Jesse James t'other year. in reply to dcurtisj #
• @jamiesmart Oh, but they have such pretty things. PRETTY! (We discovered Hobbycraft the other week. Like Ikea for shiny paper!) in reply to jamiesmart #
• @marcellerby You know, those are probably the same person. I find being REALLY polite to them sometimes helps.* (*It doesn't.) #
• @marcellerby Well, don't be TOO hard on yourself – it's hard not to react, even if it's smarter not to. #
• @jamiesmart Ha! Just another day in the marine corps, huh? What you're ACTUALLY seeing is England at it's Middlest. in reply to jamiesmart #
• @marcellerby Good plan, on the deletion. I tend to leave mine up, but then, I don't get that many comments… I crave the attention… #
• @marcellerby …Do you end up deleting an awful lot? You get a lot of lovin' in your comments, too, so losing them would be a shame… in reply to marcellerby #
• @jamiesmart Well, fine! So it must REALLY bug you when people give you lovings… in reply to jamiesmart #
• @jhewlett No! Don't cut them! You'll find it much easier to sell them if they're in good condition and that wasn't what you meant, was it? in reply to jhewlett #
• @jhewlett …Professionally or personally? in reply to jhewlett #
• @jamiesmart Daytime television makes EVERYONE question humanity. People who work from home are in a dangerous spot! in reply to jamiesmart #
• @marcellerby Smartest option, probably. Tho my instincts work toward leaving them up, I'm always a bit worried about things getting ugly… in reply to marcellerby #
• @marcellerby …One expects the internet to throw up odd bit of vomit, but my concern is respected commenters turning ugly in response… #
• @marcellerby …Cos nobody wants their website to turn into an angry place, do they? in reply to marcellerby #
• @marcellerby (I wonder how much Kochalka avoids, by pushing discussion into a forum instead?) in reply to marcellerby #
• @marcellerby The discussion is one of the cooler things about exposing yourself on the web, I think. It isn't a necessity – it depends on… in reply to marcellerby #
• @marcellerby …how many good connections you think you've made through the net, & whether (emotionally/practically) you need feedback… in reply to marcellerby #
• @marcellerby Crass as it is to admit, most of us require a little bit of validation. Kochalka's diaries came after having the print outlet. in reply to marcellerby #
• @marcellerby …& is a superstar – I reckon he probably doesn't need the feedback as much as, say, I would! in reply to marcellerby #
• @jhewlett Heh… that doesn't cost them money does it? You KNOW that the decisions you try to push through would MAKE them money, don't you? in reply to jhewlett #
• @jhewlett In my time, I struggled weekly to get orders of Vasquez & other SL books through, despite the fact that they sold INSTANTLY. in reply to jhewlett #
• brightwalldarkroom: http://tumblr.com/xi55twcvs #
• @acheverton Before mentioning it to all of us, all of them. Now you're going to have to do some creative fibbing to get away with it. in reply to acheverton #
• @JamesMOMB Is there one in the office? I hate those fuckers. They are too big. WAY too big. in reply to JamesMOMB #
• @TeeshMgray @jhewlett Wait, what? Does somebody have past history with the awesome artist of Joe The Barbarian, or am I misinterpreting? #
• @Chris_TOMP They get to make calls like that? How awesome! in reply to Chris_TOMP #
• Video: Kitty is a very BAD Mystic (via klaatu42) http://tumblr.com/xi55txttg #
• @Chris_TOMP If anyone ever gets a little shirty about it, just direct them to the world of celebrity baby names. It should set them right. in reply to Chris_TOMP #
• @winkswitheffort Oh, wow, and I'm supposed to leave that one alone, am I? in reply to winkswitheffort #
• 1st episode of Spartacus: Blood & Sand was mostly stupid & cheap looking, with a shift toward a sense of purpose in final 20 mins… #
• …2nd episode of Spartacus: Blood & Sand was balls-to-wall awesome. I think it's unclear from the off that they're trying something new… #
• @rolhirst I think more in the first than second. Hard to tell if it's intended to shock or part of a wider aesthetic choice… in reply to rolhirst #
• @rolhirst …which is to say it FEELS like a lot, but there isn't as much as there could be. in reply to rolhirst #
• It isn't until the 1st properly expressionistic splashes of blood that you realise that a lot of the garishness in Spartacus is deliberate. #
• …& that it looks like 300, but tonally it's more like, say, Kill Bill. If less slick. #
• @winkswitheffort I AM a professional. Just, not a masseuse… in reply to winkswitheffort #
• @JaneMOMB What about "fuckknuckle"? in reply to JaneMOMB #
• @rolhirst Heh… when did I ever try to sell anything to anyone? It's enough that I like it! Lucy Lawless' nipples! MY GOD! in reply to rolhirst #
• Video: “War Is My Destiny”- Ill Bill Wow. http://tumblr.com/xi55tyedy #
• @neenerspb Third person action, in the case of Max Payne. Third person adventure in the other cases? #
• Photo: This Week’s Image at Elephant Words http://tumblr.com/xi55tz68v #
• Video: “Lost” Recapped by Extended Italian Family http://tumblr.com/xi55u06mc #
• @SamShepherd Oh, nicely done… We exchanged on Friday… you looking to complete by the end of this week? in reply to SamShepherd #
• @idsharman Yow! in reply to idsharman #
• @georgelondon Ha! Friday, yo. Thought I'd mentioned it, but maybe not… so many false starts, tough to get TOO worked up just yet. in reply to georgelondon #
• "Oh, well, you don't have kids, though, do you? So you don't know what you're talking about!" #
• …"Oh, you haven't lived 36 years in my exact life, have you? So you aren't entitled to an opinion." #
• @SamShepherd …Thanks, Sam… Be glad when we're in – frankly, this has ended up costing us a lot more time & money than I'm used to… in reply to SamShepherd #
• @SamShepherd …I mean, used to expending on ANYTHING! BTW, do you guys have a wedding profile thingie site? We're planning to use one… in reply to SamShepherd #
• @SamShepherd …But you're cleverer than me, and as such will have made more informed decisions. in reply to SamShepherd #
• @kmellon What a lovely idea… like Elephant Words, but more personal, somehow. Good link, sir! in reply to kmellon #
• @kmellon (Oh, man… just saw you did Atheist Vol 2. Any plans for a collection? I featured the first book on the #MOMBcast few weeks back.) in reply to kmellon #
• @kmellon Dammit. I mean, seriously, goddamnit. About the only thing I want to see more than another book of Atheist is one drawn by you. in reply to kmellon #
• @kmellon Which sounds a little gay now that I see it tweeted out. But isn't everybody a little gay? in reply to kmellon #
• @SamShepherd It's possible that I have an inferiority complex about most people, so that may be why I think you're smarter! in reply to SamShepherd #
• Ut oh… seem to have broken @kmellon! #
• @kmellon I trust your instincts – I've only seen your art look less than stellar once & as you know that was because of bad colouring, so… in reply to kmellon #
• @Sulman OKAY! I get twitchy in the face of apparent competence, you know me! in reply to Sulman #
• @NathanFillion I thought it stood for Hey Zeus. in reply to NathanFillion #
• @winkswitheffort What did he do, the filthy blighter? in reply to winkswitheffort #
• Oh my god, Brangelina are splitting up? Why didn't anybody here tell me? And what does this mean for Brad & Jennifer? I need information!!! #
• Actually, no, hang on a minute. Not sure what happened just then. Forget it. #
• As long as Brad Pitt keeps being in films, & Aniston & Jolie limit themselves to one every couple of years, I don't care how this turns out. #
• @winkswitheffort 3 years old. I mean, it's a definitive and generalised answer, but it's also true. in reply to winkswitheffort #

• God, get a room, #MOMBcast people and @Chris_TOMP! If you love each other so much, why don't you just MARRY each other…? #
• No! @Chris_TOMP talking about her parental visit at weekend is going to make me talk about MINE. Which will be angsty. I KNOW IT! #MOMBcast #
• See? See? I TOLD YOU it would be angsty! #MOMBcast #
• Oh, god, @JaneMOMB & @Chris_TOMP, if you love each other's voices so much, why don't you just marry each other? Get a room! #MOMBcast #
• "We're waving at you, buh-bye!" God, #MOMBCast Nick, you talk some fucking shit. AND THAT'S US DONE FOR ANOTHER WEEK! #
• Wow. Transeurope Express isn't a good song, is it? #MOMBcast #
• @sulman You are still awake! This fills me with delight, for some reason. I was playing Halo ODST… what YOU up to? #
• @georgelondon Heh… was just popping in before bed. Quiet night here, though, I think. in reply to georgelondon #
• @georgelondon Good evening! Good night! in reply to georgelondon #
• Photo: A Portrait by Rich Pellegrino http://tumblr.com/xi55rf9d9 #

• God, get a room, #MOMBcast people and @Chris_TOMP! If you love each other so much, why don't you just MARRY each other…? #
• No! @Chris_TOMP talking about her parental visit at weekend is going to make me talk about MINE. Which will be angsty. I KNOW IT! #MOMBcast #
• See? See? I TOLD YOU it would be angsty! #MOMBcast #
• Oh, god, @JaneMOMB & @Chris_TOMP, if you love each other's voices so much, why don't you just marry each other? Get a room! #MOMBcast #
• "We're waving at you, buh-bye!" God, #MOMBCast Nick, you talk some fucking shit. AND THAT'S US DONE FOR ANOTHER WEEK! #
• Wow. Transeurope Express isn't a good song, is it? #MOMBcast #
• @sulman You are still awake! This fills me with delight, for some reason. I was playing Halo ODST… what YOU up to? #
• @georgelondon Heh… was just popping in before bed. Quiet night here, though, I think. in reply to georgelondon #
• @georgelondon Good evening! Good night! in reply to georgelondon #
• Photo: A Portrait by Rich Pellegrino http://tumblr.com/xi55rf9d9 #

In #MOMBcast 18, we talked about the following comics:

@nixsight
12:00 Joe The Barbarian #1
20:00 Spider-Woman #5

@Chris_TOMP
30:00 Spider-Woman #5
37:00 Thunderbolts #140

@JaneMOMB
54:00 Joe The Barbarian #1
56:00 Neonomicon Preview

@JamesMOMB
01:05:00 The Outsiders
01:07:30 Dark Avengers #13

01:18:00 S.W.O.R.D cancellation whinge
01:29:00 Daredevil by @Chris_TOMP

MOMBcast 18 and all other episodes are available here: http://dimitrimomb.libsyn.com/

• Speaking to @Chris_TOMP with @JamesMOMB & @JaneMOMB was a LOT of fun on the #MOMBcast tonight. Failed t'ask silly questions that were silly. #
• @disqus I think there may be a small delay on how long it takes for reblogs and comments to be picked up on some posts, is all. in reply to disqus #
• Right. Bed! #
• @ILoveMyBrick Oh, man… What's up with her? in reply to ILoveMyBrick #
• @JohnnyThomson2 Ok, that's hopefully the most terrifying thing I'll see this morning… in reply to JohnnyThomson2 #
• @Wossy Thankfully, the journo assigned to scour celeb accounts won't understand nuance & allusion… in reply to Wossy #
• @Wossy …Because I'm PRETTY SURE that "checking all bits are working" translates as "had a wank". At least, that's how I'D put it! in reply to Wossy #
• @SamShepherd I got an e-mail from them last night – let me check what it says… in reply to SamShepherd #
• @SamShepherd … Hm… apparently they had a redesign. Not sure why that'd break their site… in reply to SamShepherd #
• Colleagues have set up webcams to try & catch cleaner stealing coffee. This morning is like an extremely low rent version of 24 or CSI… #
• @JamesMOMB Heh… Intermittent smiling sounds vaguely positive. & yes, ALWAYS the SCARLET WITCH DID IT. in reply to JamesMOMB #
• @rolhirst Heh… and where would be the fun in that? in reply to rolhirst #
• Heh… @Al_Ewing is killing me softly with his #dullhaiku this morning. Very dull, and very haiku. #
• @jamiesmart "Tonight thank god it's them instead of you"? in reply to jamiesmart #
• About to listen to last night's #MOMBcast (Number 18!). A bit nervous. @Chris_TOMP was clever, & I think I got a bit whiny about SWORD. #
• #MOMBcast 18 is RIGHT HERE: http://is.gd/5LWa9 #
• (No, Google, I did NOT mean fucking BOMBcast. I meant #MOMBcast. Cheeky fuckers.) #
• @Al_Ewing Oh, for sure, but you are the person rocking it in my timeline, so as far as I'm concerned you are the only person doing it! in reply to Al_Ewing #
• @rolhirst Oh, for sure, torture is fun. But I'm damned if I'll do it just to find out where the coffee goes… I'm a professional. in reply to rolhirst #
• @acheverton Sadly, that's the modern workplace. in reply to acheverton #
• @mmetcalfe LOLs! in reply to mmetcalfe #
• Warning: new Dr Who geekery – mayweed: You just can’t help yourself, can you, missus? Great stuff, though -… http://tumblr.com/xi55qqfpe #
• Some days, for some reason, Firefox really doesn't work all that well, here at work. Decamping to IE for the rest of the morning. #
• @JamesMOMB TOO GOOD? in reply to JamesMOMB #
• @DJDarren Weirdly, I've found that on the days when the network/my poor, punished work pc doesn't like Firefox, it ALSO doesn't like Chrome. in reply to DJDarren #
• Chris Morris is a genius – Yes… yes he is… (via mayweed) http://tumblr.com/xi55qqlo4 #
• @Sulman Heh… which one? The inexplicably white guy? (Doesn't Morris know that all terrorists are dark-skinned?) in reply to Sulman #
• @Sulman Oh, yeah, THAT one… in reply to Sulman #
• RT @loscampesinos: Just a reminder that our new album is currently streaming over at http://is.gd/6NnES (& it is a thing of AWESOME) #
• @JamesMOMB You sound lovely! in reply to JamesMOMB #
• @Sulman @steevbishop It is mostly very very exciting, with a side order of actually, properly hilarious. I want to see it! #
• @Sulman @steevbishop Was curious whether he'd go the Barley route of crushingly claustrophobic neutral performances, or go with jokes… #
• @Sulman @steevbishop …He went with jokes! I lolled! #
• @Sulman (Are you following #gamesblamedforrickets tag? Some moments of awesome, there. Immune System Shock! Meningitis Of Honor! brAIDs!) in reply to Sulman #
• @Al_Ewing The landlord visit? I hate it. Surreal as fuck – stress over tidying up, only to discover their priorities are totally different. in reply to Al_Ewing #
• @Al_Ewing …finding yourself almost WILLING them to look closer, so your efforts to hide shit weren't TOTALLY futile. in reply to Al_Ewing #
• Right. Computer finally seems to be working the way it should be. Yay! Will have to listen to #MOMBcast after lunch now, though… #
• …Got a lunch meeting (heh, that sounds importanter than it is!) about an Elephant Words thing. A LUNCH MEETING! Cuppa tea at library cafe. #
• @Al_Ewing We've been dodging a bullet on a final pre-move inspection, for various reasons: I haven't missed the hassle… in reply to Al_Ewing #
• @Al_Ewing My punctuation on that last tweet is just confusing… sorry! in reply to Al_Ewing #
• I think @jamiesmart is WAY prettier than Leona Lewis. #
• http://is.gd/6NtQZ – Romance Is Boring vid by @loscampesinos, in ASCII. Best in Simple mode. LOTS of static, punctuated with flashes of YAY. #
• @steevbishop Heh… You know, cos I'm being careful with cash (too little too late?) I'm going to be sitting there with no tea or food. in reply to steevbishop #
• Video: The Sea Is A Good Place To Think Of The Future There isn’t a single thing about this song that I don’t… http://tumblr.com/xi55qrs7x #
• http://is.gd/6Nxbr I normally quite like The Oatmeal. Problematically, this strip represents my top Twitter behaviour bugbear… #
• FUCK! #
• …The only Twitter commandment that means a damn to me, ultimately: Thou shalt not dictate other people's usage of Twitter. #
• Option to unfollow/block means bitching that people use Twitter in a way that doesn't interest you is just angry, unsatisfying masturbation. #
• (Yes, yes, I know, is there ANY OTHER kind of masturbation, really?) #
• @belledejour_uk Prob no need to make that question specifically about sex, either, is there? Strip out "about sex" & ask/answer still work! in reply to belledejour_uk #
• @Sulman Nah, I don't always find The Oatmeal funny, & it wasn't selection what done it this time. They aren't new observations, are they? in reply to Sulman #
• @Sulman You thought it was uncomfortable, I thought! The strip just felt more about snark than gags, to me, is all. I prefer surprises! in reply to Sulman #
• @Sulman …I mean, in jokes. I prefer surprises in jokes. I don't like surprises in any other situations. REALLY don't. (@georgelondon) in reply to Sulman #
• @Sulman Oh, not at all… I'm guilty, at times, of 1 to 10, after a fashion… If guilty is the right word. I REVEL IN IT! in reply to Sulman #
• @belle_lulu Hello, you! in reply to belle_lulu #
• @Alfie Heh… was that in relation to the song video things I posted, or the conversation about Twitter/Oatmeal? in reply to Alfie #
• @TeeshMgray Well, I DID want to be black. But the only 2 black people I know in real life have spoiled it by being SO uncool. in reply to TeeshMgray #
• I think @TeeshMgray is going to kill me, now. #
• @Alfie Are the BBC seriously expecting me to look up those inscriptions? Couldn't they have included them in the article? Lazy fuckers. in reply to Alfie #
• @Sulman @georgelondon James hit the nail on the head… it's leaving the house that has me worried… #
• RT @badmachinery: PRO TIP: To see how you'll look with your tattoo in 50 years, have your nan get it first. #
• @gimpnelly That's a road that's best not gone down. Everybody sees everybody different than how somebody wants to be seen by everybody. Uh. in reply to gimpnelly #
• @gimpnelly …hang on… I know there was a point I was hoping to make there somewhere… in reply to gimpnelly #
• OH GREAT. Another pair of trousers with an untenable hole in the pocket. Tell-tale sign was ipod sliding down leg during that last tweet. #
• @georgelondon Perish the thought. I was thinking all facebook? in reply to georgelondon #
• @jamiesmart I thought so. Haven't seen a picture of you before, but I am going on INSTINCTS! I have good instincts… in reply to jamiesmart #
• @rolhirst The one silver lining that seems to be consistent across ALL my dark clouds. When in doubt, the plus side is pocket billiards. in reply to rolhirst #
• @el_matt Oh, bloody hell. I'm Harry, aren't I? Because of the glasses. I'll NEVER get to be the one who snogs Hermione. in reply to el_matt #
• @el_matt Heh… Keep looking for the probably underage younger sister of my best friend…? That's… actually, you might have something. in reply to el_matt #
• @JamesMOMB No no no no no! The lesson learnt is "take a local recording". We'll know next time. It's all good. in reply to JamesMOMB #
• Guh. Dammit. We've run out of sugar. I have to use vile sweeteners in my coffee instead… #
• … #
• … Wow, I'm all about the lame middle-class winnying today, aren't I? #
• Right, then. Come on, let's go, pretty darling. I mean, #MOMBcast 18. http://is.gd/5LWa9 Listen along with me… #
• What! What is that made up language at the beginning? #MOMBcast #
• The sound is a bit weird already. @Chris_TOMP is telling you all to go screw yourself in Klingon. #MOMBcast #
• …Also, because we introduce her as Christine, you can hear me faltering whenever I say Chris, despite me KNOWING it's okay. #MOMBcast #
• God, we were all REALLY showing off for @Chris_TOMP. Before last night, I didn't have the SLIGHTEST problem with the Finnish. #MOMBcast #
• Dammit, @Chris_TOMP is totally wrong. The thing I made up on the spot about the Swedish Chef is DEFINITELY true. #MOMBcast #
• @RichMOMB Dare! Dare! in reply to RichMOMB #
• Geez, listen, every time @Chris_TOMP cut out, she was being AWESOME. Stupid recording processes. #MOMBcast #
• This whole thing about @JaneMOMB & smurfs is GOLDEN. #MOMBcast #
• @Chris_TOMP Phonecall with G1… on we go! in reply to Chris_TOMP #
• Overheard: #MOMBCast 18: Really, James? The ONLY explanation? – @JamesMOMB: Jane'll know all about smurfs…. http://tumblr.com/xi55qw64d #
• Post imperial guilt! OH YEAH! #MOMBcast! #
• We are SO fucking Bourgeois! #MOMBcast #
• Nick Papaconstantinou: Psychopath magnet! #MOMBcast #
• Hooligans, rotters, and nasty young men. #MOMBcast #
• #MOMBcast – @JamesMOMB has a page of filth on his wall. #
• I don't know that, by the way… I don't know that Grant Morrison & Mark Millar are good friends. I know they KNEW each other. #MOMBcast #
• Having @Chris_TOMP on made me feel really preoccupied with trying to make sense. So had the opposite effect. Oh dear. #MOMBcast #
• .@JaneMOMB "pointed out" that story element by silently pointing at the panel on the page repeatedly with sweet look on her face. #MOMBcast #
• Overheard: MOMBcast 18: An Euphemism for Death – @nixsight: You sound like you're in another room…. http://tumblr.com/xi55qwf6p #
• Actually, talking to @Chris_TOMP about Spider-Woman & Daredevil has reminded me that you CAN be enthusiastic AND critical. #MOMBcast #
• On Spider-Woman – @Chris_TOMP COULDN'T stop staring at her BREASTS! #MOMBcast #
• What we DIDN'T ask @Chris_TOMP was whether she's got the first hand experience of spandex that it sounds like she has. #MOMBcast 18 #
• Bournemouth International Centre in Bournemouth. Dept of THANKS FOR THAT, @JaneMOMB. #
• @Chris_TOMP That was a bit out of order, wasn't it? It was a private moment of conversation between the four of us & I've betrayed it! in reply to Chris_TOMP #
• @Chris_TOMP He's not ALWAYS that booby, is he? in reply to Chris_TOMP #
• Bazooms, #MOMBcast Nick? Also, Genitalia isn't pronounced like that. #
• …Also, is there a single other podcast that has used the word "bifurcate" in more than one episode? Or is it just #MOMBcast #
• Oh, ZING, @Chris_TOMP. Yes, @JamesMOMB & @Chris_TOMP, I talk a lot. HA HA HA. #MOMBcast #
• Did @butwin really tell @JamesMOMB that he has to do the #MOMBcast with no pants on? #
• @Chris_TOMP Heh… yeah, I was making a cheeky joke! in reply to Chris_TOMP #
• From the point when @Chris_TOMP started using the "sucking on hard candy" analogy, I knew I was fucked. #MOMBcast 18 #
• Reading Spider-Woman is like sucking on hard candy. That's all you need to know. #MOMBcast #
• "I couldn’t help myself. I’m Swedish, we’re like that." – @Chris_TOMP http://tumblr.com/xi55qwt0s #
• JIM BROADBENT! I'm talking about fucking JIM BROADBENT! The king of Sweden looks just like him. #MOMBcast 18 #
• Hey, @JamesMOMB, I was only sniping on you so much to try & build myself up to the new girl. You know that, right? #MOMBcast #
• I STILL think that it sounded like @Chris_TOMP was stalking @andydiggle. @JaneMOMB REALLY got upset with me, too. #MOMBcast #
• Whenever I say "research", that's what I mean. Also, @JamesMOMB DOESN'T rape geese. He ALWAYS gets consent. #MOMBcast #
• Greeks ARE supposed to be able to roll their "r"s. I really wasn't making it up. And I can't. It's not interesting, but it's true. #MOMBcast #
• Stop saying "monkey". For the love of god, stop! #MOMBcast #
• I am actually defining what counts as stalking, now. WTH? One stupid internet debate & I'm King of aberrant sexual relations. #MOMBcast #
• @Chris_TOMP No no no no no! I didn't say you WERE. I said it sounded like… look, it made sense at the time. in reply to Chris_TOMP #
• Weird echoes! WEIRD! #MOMBcast #
• When @JamesMOMB says "That's the thing with these established titles, though…", he sounds like a mechanic making an excuse. #MOMBcast #
• @TeeshMgray I THINK you'll find that the coolest black person I will ever know is Will Smith. Aww, hell, yes! in reply to TeeshMgray #
• "No. I did almost have a strop, though… a tantrum. I just wanted to chuck all the comic-books off the…" http://tumblr.com/xi55qxd99 #
• First live pussy cat on the #MOMBcast. Also, Robot Fear from @JaneMOMB. #
• @TeeshMgray Oh, no, I don't know Will Smith NOW. But I WILL do one day. You said "coolest black person you'll ever know." in reply to TeeshMgray #
• @TeeshMgray …actually, I think the coolest black person I know is probably Vince. in reply to TeeshMgray #
• Not sure who @JaneMOMB thinks is going to slate her. Everybody Loves JaneMOMB. Also, I loved "Done some murders"… #MOMBcast #
• "Tons of robots!" "No, no robots!" #MOMBcast #
• Hope @Chris_TOMP is okay at this bit. She's gone all quiet. Oh, cute, I just checked on her. I'm so thoughtful. #MOMBcast #
• Talking about relative national guilt complexes. The Swedish have Luther at their shoulder. Not LEX, you understand. #MOMBcast #
• This is basically two minutes of @JamesMOMB talking about Superman shitting himself. Also, @JaneMOMB ACTUALLY BRINGS NOTES. #MOMBcast #
• @imjustmike You know, it really, really is. in reply to imjustmike #
• @TeeshMgray Officially? You have, like, a formal process & such? Love you, really! All 3 black people I know are EQUALLY the coolest! in reply to TeeshMgray #
• Hah, @JamesMOMB… we've totally taken over your review bit! Also, none of these people have ever heard the term "In anger". #MOMBcast #
• @JamesMOMB Well, I don't really think of you as a fat person. If I DID, I think so, maybe, yes. Otherwise, no. in reply to JamesMOMB #
• Hang… on… I sound really negative about Marvel in this bit. I'm sorry. I'M REALLY SORRY, YOU GUYS! #MOMBcast #
• Just going on and on and on about this S.W.O.R.D thing. I'm sorry. I just love it so much! #MOMBcast 18 #
• @JamesMOMB Yup. I don't see body shape. Or colour. Or disability. I'm One Of Those. in reply to JamesMOMB #
• Marvel are apparently listening to which comics I like the most on the #MOMBcast, and cancelling them. It's a CONSPIRACY! #MOMBcast #
• STILL talking about it. Still. Just starting to run out of steam now, seven minutes later. #MOMBcast #
• Mentioned after recording the #MOMBcast that I could happily have talked to @Chris_TOMP about Daredevil for HOURS. Really cool. #MOMBcast… #
• …Also, @Chris_TOMP not agreeing with me on Ann Nocenti's Daredevil run made me realise that I'd idealised it somewhat… #MOMBcast #
• @Butwin That's EXACTLY what you are. You're Robert Redford in Indecent Proposal. And @JamesMOMB is Demi Moore. Which makes ME Woody… in reply to Butwin #
• …I wondered whether there's an argument for the idea that Nocenti was exploring what happens when Murdock gets too arrogant. #MOMBcast #
• …Not something that's particularly in the foreground, but it followed Murdock surviving the worst & ended with him battling ACTUAL demons. #
• At the time, I thought Nocenti's run was quite grounded & when it went "out there" it felt like a shift in pace, but wonder now if it's… #
• …what she intended all along, and the early, Hell's Kitchen stuff was the slow-start. #
• NEED to re-read those issues. #
• @andydiggle @Chris_TOMP is talking about your Daredevil from around 01:43:00 on #MOMBcast 18. She's very positive about it. YAY! #
• @Butwin Hell yes! Doughnuts for old rope, innit? in reply to Butwin #