- @belle_lulu Um. Sorry, Mr Winner… I'm not going to calm down about finally getting the keys to the new house… This merits excitement! in reply to belle_lulu #
- @belle_lulu Also, this Michael Winner thing is becoming a bit of a problem for you, isn't it? You do KNOW that you're much prettier, right? in reply to belle_lulu #
- @TeeshMgray Yeah, but proud of her child's achievement, or how lovely they were? No! The fact that they're "Emo", of all things! Goodness! in reply to TeeshMgray #
- @TeeshMgray PEOPLE! in reply to TeeshMgray #
- @RivkaJacobs Thankyou, Rivka! @acheverton Your welcome, sirrah! #
- @_paulb Now you people are getting just WEIRD. Also, used to love taking Dog One to a local pub, till she shat in the middle of their floor! in reply to _paulb #
- @winkswitheffort We're like twins! in reply to winkswitheffort #
- @winkswitheffort No, Chilli! But almost the same! in reply to winkswitheffort #
- @winkswitheffort No, but I can't help stroking it with my tongue oh dear I said that out loud. in reply to winkswitheffort #
- @el_matt Yay, thanks, Matt! in reply to el_matt #
- @JaneMOMB Thankyou, ma'am! Glad you had a nice night! in reply to JaneMOMB #
- @neenerspb I totally failed to proofread the e-mail I just sent you before I just sent you it. So, apologies for that! in reply to neenerspb #
- @JaneMOMB You managed struggled on? What? in reply to JaneMOMB #
- @belle_lulu She was born in Widnes, and studied in London… do they talk plummy fake English there? I am not a fan, mainly cos of Samantha. in reply to belle_lulu #
- @jamiesmart What on earth TV is that? I don't remember that scene from World's Deadliest Warrior… in reply to jamiesmart #
- @TeeshMgray
Sad to be missing you tomorrow. I was just talking to my other local black female friend tonight about you going. It was sad. in reply to TeeshMgray # - @jamiesmart Heh. It is pretty much what the word AWESOME was invented for. in reply to jamiesmart #
- @Sulman Heh… can't do that till Elephant Words is sorted for another six weeks! Almost there… Good night? in reply to Sulman #
- Poor dog is totally freaked out. From days and weeks of boxes, to sudden packing flurries, to houseful of gorgeous, excitable girls earlier. #
- …Oddly enough, dog will prob settle totally, once we're in the new house. She's well-used to that part of the process… #
- …Sad to admit, dog has been on average in a different house for every year of her life. It's the activity that freaks her out! #
- @thoughtmecca It was Girl One & a bunch of her friends. Your mileage may vary, but wonderfully, I think most of them are cute as fuck. in reply to thoughtmecca #
- @TeeshMgray Course, dude. Of course. Mind you, she's ever such a tiny bit cooler, on account of she's a black LESBIAN.
in reply to TeeshMgray # - Fucking hell… Girl One just dropped a Tescos own-brand pepper grinder, which we'd assumed was plastic, a tiny distance to the floor… #
- …It exploded & (no pun intended) peppered her leg with a mini-shower of glass, leaving streaming bloody cuts. Blimey. Fuck you, Tesco. #
- @davidbaillie Teehee! in reply to davidbaillie #
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