- @SoullaStylianou Thanks for your concern… she's all okay now. A bit tired and grumpy, mind. But it WAS a busy weekend! in reply to SoullaStylianou #
- @TeeshMgray Oh, I didn't assume that at all… I just didn't want to assume the opposite. Hm… is she hot enough that you'd want to do her? #
- @TeeshMgray …I can't make an assessment like that. I find it hard to get into the head of a lesbian. in reply to TeeshMgray #
- @jhewlett She left you with the lurgy. I thought you were supposed to GIVE people presents when they left, not RECEIVE them… in reply to jhewlett #
- @mrtonylee Wouldn't say it's good, but Spartacus has been a fun 1st 2 episodes… in reply to mrtonylee #
- @mrtonylee …Like someone watched 300 & thought "This'd be better if it was more like Rome." Rather than the other way around. in reply to mrtonylee #
- @mrtonylee (Or like the guys that made Xena watched 300 & Rome & saw an endless world of eccentric possibility.) in reply to mrtonylee #
- @charlottelydia Would *want* to *seem* clever?
Butseriously, media never seems to know how to deal with intellectualism, male OR female. in reply to charlottelydia # - @charlottelydia …& it gets completely tangled up when it comes to women. Lame, innit? in reply to charlottelydia #
- @ScruffyPanther Hm… sounds like he's getting the hang of his job right-quick. Put you on the naughty step before you'd even DONE anything? in reply to ScruffyPanther #
- @ScruffyPanther Yup… either he's got uncanny instincts, he read your mind, or they've got a special file on you…
in reply to ScruffyPanther # - @ScruffyPanther Heh… ok, I understand that the job doesn't exist, but did you actually apply for it? in reply to ScruffyPanther #
- @TeeshMgray Yeah, but not ALL women. For blimey's sake! in reply to TeeshMgray #
- "Both Galloway and Lulu were unavailable for comment at the time of writing." – Key EDS witness bought… http://tumblr.com/xi561a772 #
- @TeeshMgray Not really. She is like a sister to me. Not a Sister, you understand. A sibling. This isn't a race thing. in reply to TeeshMgray #
- Spotify is the app that I probably find myself having to close-down immediately after opening more often than any other. Stupid Spotify. #
- Hello! Free Project Wonderful advertising spaces on Elephant Words RIGHT NOW, you guys: http://is.gd/7tbgz #
- @TeeshMgray Oh, I am cucumber cool here. Wow, that doesn't actually sound very hip at all, does it? in reply to TeeshMgray #
- @Chris_TOMP Oh, no, I just mean that when you click a link on Spotify, it opens up the PC app, & I've somehow set it up to close to taskbar. in reply to Chris_TOMP #
- @Chris_TOMP So when I close it down I kind of have to close it down again. No big deal, but it IS annoying when a link is a one-song wonder. in reply to Chris_TOMP #
- Anyone else having problems with Project Wonderful? #
- Is it @JaneMOMB's birthday, or something, @JamesMOMB? #
- @JamesMOMB Did he send me the DNA I requested? Did he? Did he? in reply to JamesMOMB #
- @JamesMOMB Hm… oh, yeah, I suppose cloning IS something that one could do with a pint of @butwin's DNA. It wasn't what I had planned… in reply to JamesMOMB #
- I haven't listened to last week's #MOMBcast yet… Was it any good? I was/have been so preoccupied with the move… #
- Couldn't mention on Saturday: My last story at Elephant Words for a while is up: The Short Cut Through – http://is.gd/7thlc…. #
- The Short Cut Through – http://is.gd/7thlc – It's a Carlisle story & a Southerton one. Southampton peeps may have special affinity with it. #
- @rolhirst Despite there being times when it looked like we would never finish, everything was moved by 4pm. So spanky! Thanks for asking! in reply to rolhirst #
- @Chris_TOMP That's nothing… If I ever get to do my long-imagined Wolvie series, I'm flying to Madripoor for a month to fact-find. in reply to Chris_TOMP #
- @Chris_TOMP (Not really! I am going to wing it using an old copy of a Rough Guide, and Wikipedia. Madripoor FAR too dangerous.) in reply to Chris_TOMP #
- @JamesMOMB It's deceptive! The Tin Tin bit was AMAZING, but James really isn't anything special, unless you like gorgeous rugged fellows. in reply to JamesMOMB #
- @Chris_TOMP That's… too good an idea for you to waste it here in a tweet. Delete and pitch! Now! in reply to Chris_TOMP #
- Damnit. I had a really good idea for a Typhoid Mary story a while back, but now I can't remember it AT ALL. #
- @Chris_TOMP So, nearer to Mexico? in reply to Chris_TOMP #
- @JamesMOMB @Butwin It's probably best that neither of you know… For security purposes, you understand. #
- @Butwin Any spare tupperware you've got around should do it… Round our house we tend to use Olivio or ice-cream tubs we're finished with. in reply to Butwin #
- @Butwin It's not a competition… whatever you can spare, sir. I won't judge, or tell anyone! in reply to Butwin #
- @neenerspb But they're so cute! & you can do LITERALLY what you want with them, & people will still think you're giving them a better life! in reply to neenerspb #
- I can't actually believe that I just spotted a 1 pixel difference in a particular photo, out of a wall of several. But I did. Blimey! #
- @georgelondon Nope… an old one. I kind of knew WHERE the problem was, but it took you refocussing me on it to show me WHAT it was. in reply to georgelondon #
- Are we defined class-wise by the choices we have, or the choices we make? Cos I know better than buying food at Greggs, but still do. #
- @Butwin No need to fret… it's about the quality of the sample, not just quantity… in reply to Butwin #
- @JamesMOMB I have my moments. in reply to JamesMOMB #
- @JaneMOMB "Isn't evil ENOUGH"? in reply to JaneMOMB #
- @neenerspb YAY! in reply to neenerspb #
- @neenerspb I saw an article in a redtop last week that tried to suggest that Madonna's little adoptee was awesome happy with their new life. in reply to neenerspb #
- @neenerspb …It had a photo of the kid standing in a dirty dusty scene, & a photo of the kid dressed as – Prince, I think – with Madonna… in reply to neenerspb #
- @neenerspb …& the captions told you that it was obvious from the photos how much happier the kid was now… in reply to neenerspb #
- @neenerspb …The kid had EXACTLY the same expression in each. in reply to neenerspb #
- @rolhirst I do. But you see, my arteries are both a little depressive, & hate my guts – literally. It's them choosing Greggs. in reply to rolhirst #
- Bridgeen Gillespie is back at Elephant Words. BACK! Her 1st new piece is confusing but feels so good. http://is.gd/7tNnA #
- @rolhirst Well, as long as YOU'RE almost amused… in reply to rolhirst #
- Aww, thanks, @JaneMOMB. @JamesMOMB, you tell her & oh fuck you.
# - @JamesMOMB Oh, that's brilliant. Just brilliant. Reminded me a bit of this, too: http://is.gd/7tR29. in reply to JamesMOMB #
- We normal men should be reminded as often as possible of all the different ways that we aren't Antonio Banderas, I reckon. @JamesMOMB #
- Something a little bit hypnotic about a Tumblr site populated solely with pictures of Christina Hendricks. Can't put my finger on what. #
- @neenerspb Don't be nervous… if I can do it… in reply to neenerspb #
- For anyone who was interested, that Christina Hendricks-specific Tumblr was: http://is.gd/7tZV2 #
- @TeeshMgray That's a bit racist, missus. Also, as I was employing irony, a bit redundant. Phew… glad you aren't about to slap me! in reply to TeeshMgray #
- @TeeshMgray Good luck in the new flat, n'all, btw! in reply to TeeshMgray #
- Wow… just checked… 16 stories set in Southerton, that I've done at Elephant Words. That's… more than I'd have expected. One-tricky! #
- @sispurrier More detached, certainly. I'm always perplexed when it's used as a sign of premeditation or intent, though… in reply to sispurrier #
- @sispurrier …Nobody knows how they'll react to having just murdered someone. in reply to sispurrier #
- @Chris_TOMP So actually not your ENTIRE life, then. There's those 3 days you're not taking into account… in reply to Chris_TOMP #
- @davidwynne Was it…? That's probably our true selves coming through. We were all too tired to mask it.
in reply to davidwynne # - @JamesMOMB Fucking hell… still waters run deep, eh? in reply to JamesMOMB #
- I have a draft text message in my phone of games I saw at Gamestation, & wanted to check out online before buying… They are: #
- Assassin's Creed, Deadspace, Army Of 2, The Club, Turning Point, Fracture, Conflict Denied Ops, Bionic Commando, Call Of Juarez & Stormrise. #
- Most of those games are around a fiver… also, Halo 3 at about £13… but I've just finished ODST, so… #
- @Chris_TOMP Well, you probably shouldn't have been such a druggie at… birth… or something. in reply to Chris_TOMP #
- @JamesMOMB I was responding to the thing about lifelong friends. I was being a cunt. I'm just jealous. in reply to JamesMOMB #
- @JamesMOMB It just sounded so serious, is all. I think your own demons keep you honest, without help! in reply to JamesMOMB #
- @JamesMOMB Yes, let this be a lesson to you. in reply to JamesMOMB #
- What is it about Halo? I spend most of each game thinking "there isn't a lot going on here, is there?" but can't stop playing till the end! #
- @georgelondon Yeah, but I think it's the repetition. I have NO idea why they felt the need to post every single one in the batch… in reply to georgelondon #





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