I think you’ll find, if you check your Bible, that it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve…

…who were so corrupt, arrogant and incompetent that they couldn’t follow the one simple instruction handed down to them by their Creator, creating Sin in His creation and ultimately landing us in the state of permanent disGrace we’re in now.

No wonder God loves the gays. Heterosexuality is just a recipe for disaster. It’s right there in the book, you guys.